Kate H
@hurleyburley.bsky.social
Haggard with bangs. Certified Szbornak/Briscoe head. Formerly Brooklyn Based, coping in Queens.
Most relatable thing about Pluribis: dealing with worldwide apocalyptic crisis by lying on your couch watching 100 eps of Golden Girls in a row in the dark
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Most relatable thing about Pluribis: dealing with worldwide apocalyptic crisis by lying on your couch watching 100 eps of Golden Girls in a row in the dark
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[looking back on a long and fruitful career in tech] holy shit that sucked
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
[looking back on a long and fruitful career in tech] holy shit that sucked
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
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Perhaps the NYT should run some articles about how the Republicans need to listen to the concerns of ordinary Democratic voters.
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Perhaps the NYT should run some articles about how the Republicans need to listen to the concerns of ordinary Democratic voters.
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A New Yorker cover shouldn’t make me feel like this, but here it is, making me feel like this
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
A New Yorker cover shouldn’t make me feel like this, but here it is, making me feel like this
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Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live
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Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.
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Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.
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"How do we get back the men we lost to Trump, Andrew Tate, and the Proud Boys?"
Please do not bring those weird ****ers over here. We have kids over here. I will call Child Services.
Please do not bring those weird ****ers over here. We have kids over here. I will call Child Services.
October 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"How do we get back the men we lost to Trump, Andrew Tate, and the Proud Boys?"
Please do not bring those weird ****ers over here. We have kids over here. I will call Child Services.
Please do not bring those weird ****ers over here. We have kids over here. I will call Child Services.
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Andy Dufresne but it’s sneaking in old paperwork from home to shred at work.
October 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Andy Dufresne but it’s sneaking in old paperwork from home to shred at work.
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I do not want to enable location services. I do not want to create an account. I do not want to sign up for special offers and news about your product. I would like to engage in a simple transaction where I give you money in exchange for a good.
September 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I do not want to enable location services. I do not want to create an account. I do not want to sign up for special offers and news about your product. I would like to engage in a simple transaction where I give you money in exchange for a good.
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You can’t make me know about someone named “Brilyn Hollyhand.” Do not say “Brilyn Hollyhand” to me
September 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
You can’t make me know about someone named “Brilyn Hollyhand.” Do not say “Brilyn Hollyhand” to me
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hey @nytimes.com: there is no counterpoint here. There are no credible legal experts who would EVER say that the US military has any right or authority to blow civilian craft out of the Caribbean and kill their crews from afar without any provocation. There is no other side to this question.
September 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
hey @nytimes.com: there is no counterpoint here. There are no credible legal experts who would EVER say that the US military has any right or authority to blow civilian craft out of the Caribbean and kill their crews from afar without any provocation. There is no other side to this question.
I shattered my ankle at 8 months pregnant & had to have surgery without “the good stuff” & the pain was indescribable. Like, the c section I had a month later was a frolic in the park by comparison. Tylenol was the only thing I was allowed to take & it was a lifeline. Fuck these old unqualified men.
September 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I shattered my ankle at 8 months pregnant & had to have surgery without “the good stuff” & the pain was indescribable. Like, the c section I had a month later was a frolic in the park by comparison. Tylenol was the only thing I was allowed to take & it was a lifeline. Fuck these old unqualified men.
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Every SCOTUS ruling feels like America slowly writing its own obituary in Comic Sans.
September 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Every SCOTUS ruling feels like America slowly writing its own obituary in Comic Sans.
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Three high schoolers, who likely didn't make a career out of enabling and encouraging fascism, were shot in Colorado today.
September 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Three high schoolers, who likely didn't make a career out of enabling and encouraging fascism, were shot in Colorado today.
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GOP greatly overestimates the number of fucks GenX and younger give about Bill Clinton.
September 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
GOP greatly overestimates the number of fucks GenX and younger give about Bill Clinton.
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at some point in like 2021 a CEO looked at all of their employees and was like "i HATE these fucking people" And then they looked at their customers and went "and I hate THESE fucking people too!!!!"
September 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
at some point in like 2021 a CEO looked at all of their employees and was like "i HATE these fucking people" And then they looked at their customers and went "and I hate THESE fucking people too!!!!"
Sorry dudes, this market was cornered in 1995 by the dude at my college who posted fliers promoting the ani di Franco discussion group he was starting all over campus 2 weeks into our freshman year. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/14/s...
How Do You Spot a ‘Performative’ Male? Look for a Tote Bag.
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September 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Sorry dudes, this market was cornered in 1995 by the dude at my college who posted fliers promoting the ani di Franco discussion group he was starting all over campus 2 weeks into our freshman year. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/14/s...
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"What's wrong with your wrist?"
"I scrolled to my birth year twice in one day."
"I scrolled to my birth year twice in one day."
September 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"What's wrong with your wrist?"
"I scrolled to my birth year twice in one day."
"I scrolled to my birth year twice in one day."
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My Oscar would be for my performance in I’m Good. How Are You?
March 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My Oscar would be for my performance in I’m Good. How Are You?
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I bet the guy that named the red delicious apple felt like a fool after tasting literally any other apple.
August 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I bet the guy that named the red delicious apple felt like a fool after tasting literally any other apple.
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Will never not be absolutely tragic
August 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Will never not be absolutely tragic