Alan Allport
@alanallport.bsky.social
Professor, historian, husband, dad, scouser, gobby. Author of Demobbed (2009), Browned Off & Bloody-Minded (2015), Britain at Bay (2020), Advance Britannia (2025). “Awesome but a bit boring” (RMP). Personal account.
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Alan Allport
@alanallport.bsky.social
· Jan 6
Why the British Were Afraid of Winning World War II
www.nytimes.com
#AdvanceBritannia is released in North America today. The NYT review says (ahem): “Elegant and unsparing … Allport is a fluid writer, a conjurer with the rare ability to sustain a gripping narrative without resorting to Vaseline-lensed sentimentality.”
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/b...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/b...
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It is notable that Andrew has been arrested for "misconduct in public office", which is precisely what the US Supreme Court decided no American president can ever be charged with.
So SCOTUS, with its fabricated-out-of-thin-air immunity doctrine, has actually made American presidents less accountable than LITERAL royalty.
Breaking News: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly known as Prince Andrew, was arrested in Britain on suspicion of misconduct in public office over his links to Jeffrey Epstein, the BBC said.
February 19, 2026 at 12:22 PM
It is notable that Andrew has been arrested for "misconduct in public office", which is precisely what the US Supreme Court decided no American president can ever be charged with.
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Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement
February 19, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement
Bonus points if he is personally cut down in a sword fight with Charles as they both speak in rhyming couplets
February 19, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Bonus points if he is personally cut down in a sword fight with Charles as they both speak in rhyming couplets
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UK: Prince Andrew arrested.
South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.
Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.
USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.
South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.
Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.
USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.
February 19, 2026 at 1:08 PM
UK: Prince Andrew arrested.
South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.
Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.
USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.
South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.
Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.
USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.
If you’re going to go out at least go out old school is all
February 19, 2026 at 1:33 PM
If you’re going to go out at least go out old school is all
If the Duke of York escaped prison, fled to France, raised an army and landed at Newhaven to try to overthrow his brother I’m not saying it would be a good thing but as a historian I wouldn’t exactly hate it.
February 19, 2026 at 1:26 PM
If the Duke of York escaped prison, fled to France, raised an army and landed at Newhaven to try to overthrow his brother I’m not saying it would be a good thing but as a historian I wouldn’t exactly hate it.
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“my children might see the children I voted to put in shackles, how shall they grow up”
February 19, 2026 at 4:44 AM
“my children might see the children I voted to put in shackles, how shall they grow up”
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Come, Sir Andrew, there’s no remedy
February 19, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Come, Sir Andrew, there’s no remedy
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So SCOTUS, with its fabricated-out-of-thin-air immunity doctrine, has actually made American presidents less accountable than LITERAL royalty.
Breaking News: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly known as Prince Andrew, was arrested in Britain on suspicion of misconduct in public office over his links to Jeffrey Epstein, the BBC said.
UK Police Arrest Former Prince Andrew Over Epstein Ties: Live Updates
The British police on Thursday arrested Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor on suspicion of criminal activity linked to the Epstein files.
nyti.ms
February 19, 2026 at 10:50 AM
So SCOTUS, with its fabricated-out-of-thin-air immunity doctrine, has actually made American presidents less accountable than LITERAL royalty.
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The UK arrested Prince Andrew. Hakeem Jeffries is telling Democrats not to boo Trump at the State of the Union.
February 19, 2026 at 1:02 PM
The UK arrested Prince Andrew. Hakeem Jeffries is telling Democrats not to boo Trump at the State of the Union.
This is the start of a Lovecraft story
The identification of a 'smiling' object found on Holy Island in Northumberland has been confirmed by BGS senior paleontologist Jan Hennissen.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'Smiling' fossil discovered in Northumberland
The unusual looking fossil is estimated to be a few hundred million years old dating to the Carboniferous period.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 19, 2026 at 1:15 PM
This is the start of a Lovecraft story
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2026 basically
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
2026 basically
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I recently received “The Bomber Mafia” as a birthday gift (heh). It was bad, so bad that I believe it cannot be read as a reliable account of strategic bombing in World War II. In so many ways, it demonstrates the worst tendencies of the “pop history” genre. My review (and latest)⬇️
Strategic Bombing and the Pop History Problem
Reviewing Malcom Gladwell’s “The Bomber Mafia”
secretaryrofdefenserock.substack.com
February 18, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I recently received “The Bomber Mafia” as a birthday gift (heh). It was bad, so bad that I believe it cannot be read as a reliable account of strategic bombing in World War II. In so many ways, it demonstrates the worst tendencies of the “pop history” genre. My review (and latest)⬇️
“Is there a technology that the left is excited about?”
February 18, 2026 at 5:24 PM
“Is there a technology that the left is excited about?”
Oh I think this is calculated.
February 18, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Oh I think this is calculated.
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A map, ca. 1942, of the "current status of U.S. Navy" in the Pacific War, w/ inset maps of military installations in Hawaii and the Philippines
February 18, 2026 at 6:04 AM
A map, ca. 1942, of the "current status of U.S. Navy" in the Pacific War, w/ inset maps of military installations in Hawaii and the Philippines
Are there any laws at all? Frankly it’s all a big mystery
BARTIROMO: Could the president just implement an executive order to get the SAVE Act across the finish line going into the midterms?
REP. MARK HARRIS: That's a great question. I don't know the answer to that, quite frankly.
REP. MARK HARRIS: That's a great question. I don't know the answer to that, quite frankly.
February 18, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Are there any laws at all? Frankly it’s all a big mystery
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ITS NOT A YES OR NO QUESTION THATS THE WHOLE POINT OF STRATEGIC AMBIGUITY YOU DUMB FUCK
February 18, 2026 at 2:33 PM
ITS NOT A YES OR NO QUESTION THATS THE WHOLE POINT OF STRATEGIC AMBIGUITY YOU DUMB FUCK
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Dude may I introduce you to the distinction between the productive forces and the social relations of production
February 18, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Dude may I introduce you to the distinction between the productive forces and the social relations of production
Some great theatre then
February 18, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Some great theatre then
It’s all kicking off in Legoland
February 18, 2026 at 1:09 PM
It’s all kicking off in Legoland
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Had to get some new passport photos done as part of my long term process of becoming Irish (thanks Brexit)
Won't share here, but this was the convo:
PHOTOG: Remember. Don't smile.
ME: <not smiling>
PHOTOG: Okay you look like a Reform Councillor caught with his hand in the jar. Maybe smile a bit.
Won't share here, but this was the convo:
PHOTOG: Remember. Don't smile.
ME: <not smiling>
PHOTOG: Okay you look like a Reform Councillor caught with his hand in the jar. Maybe smile a bit.
February 18, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Had to get some new passport photos done as part of my long term process of becoming Irish (thanks Brexit)
Won't share here, but this was the convo:
PHOTOG: Remember. Don't smile.
ME: <not smiling>
PHOTOG: Okay you look like a Reform Councillor caught with his hand in the jar. Maybe smile a bit.
Won't share here, but this was the convo:
PHOTOG: Remember. Don't smile.
ME: <not smiling>
PHOTOG: Okay you look like a Reform Councillor caught with his hand in the jar. Maybe smile a bit.
AOC = attractive young woman on the political left = making fun of her as ‘stupid’ is fun
Trump = rotting corpse of a man on the political right = ho hum, all is permitted
Trump = rotting corpse of a man on the political right = ho hum, all is permitted
The more I think about the DC press slagging AOC for a lack of FP depth while Donald Trump is President, twice, is making me angry enough to explode. The fuck is wrong with the journalists that they're like this
February 18, 2026 at 1:05 PM
AOC = attractive young woman on the political left = making fun of her as ‘stupid’ is fun
Trump = rotting corpse of a man on the political right = ho hum, all is permitted
Trump = rotting corpse of a man on the political right = ho hum, all is permitted
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They do not want AOC to win and see this as an opportunity to knife her
Deplorable state of U.S. media on display here, deliberately misleading the public. You can literally type into Google the same question @aoc.bsky.social was asked and the AI will give you her same answer because "strategic ambiguity" has been official U.S. policy her whole life.
February 18, 2026 at 6:22 AM
They do not want AOC to win and see this as an opportunity to knife her
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I feel that the fact that by 1918 much of the French Army on the Western Front consisted of forcibly-enlisted West Africans ought to be better known by military historians.
This 1917 report from Governor General Van Vollenhoven, a sceptic of mobilisation of West Africans in WWI, underlines mass migrations of West African populations across colonial borders to escape conscription. 20000 from Cote d'Ivoire to Gold Coast (Ghana), 15000 from Dahomey (Benin) to Nigeria etc
February 18, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I feel that the fact that by 1918 much of the French Army on the Western Front consisted of forcibly-enlisted West Africans ought to be better known by military historians.