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@hot-dog-hell-yeah.bsky.social
i crash out and take a few weeks and then crash out again. because i have PASSION.
Chyron says @60minutes.bsky.social is 59 minutes tonight. What’s up with that?
December 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Chyron says @60minutes.bsky.social is 59 minutes tonight. What’s up with that?
jonathan goldstein
fantasy draft: who’s your podcaster pick to head the fbi?
picking the podcasters who’ve been some of the worst at true crime to head the FBI really has been a choice
December 20, 2025 at 6:59 AM
jonathan goldstein
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“Woot-woot!” has intense proxy pro-existentialist vibes.
December 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
“Woot-woot!” has intense proxy pro-existentialist vibes.
SmarterChild is the doormat mom of ChatGPT
December 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
SmarterChild is the doormat mom of ChatGPT
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Who needs airbags when AI could give us this instead? I’d purposefully crash into a wall at a high rate of speed.
December 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Who needs airbags when AI could give us this instead? I’d purposefully crash into a wall at a high rate of speed.
a tad bit brisk out there
December 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM
a tad bit brisk out there
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
american.
December 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
american.
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We have this and it’s called public sans and it’s a favorite of mine!
my take on fonts is that using either Times New Roman or Calibri as the official font for government documents is insane. you should have a government font that the government commissions and thus places in the public domain. it's like if every government memo was stamped with a Microsoft watermark.
December 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
We have this and it’s called public sans and it’s a favorite of mine!
coffee doesn’t do it for me anymore and im not sure what will
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
coffee doesn’t do it for me anymore and im not sure what will
baby it’s cold outside playfully singing about rape in the lobby of this bank
December 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
baby it’s cold outside playfully singing about rape in the lobby of this bank
watching the annual holiday reminder to not stick tongue on cold pole
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
watching the annual holiday reminder to not stick tongue on cold pole
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What will the children think if Bugs Bunny no longer strictly conforms to heterosexual masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
What will the children think if Bugs Bunny no longer strictly conforms to heterosexual masculinity
hell yeah
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
hell yeah
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Self-criticism is the weaponization of ideology
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Self-criticism is the weaponization of ideology
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not even 8am here and there's beastial rape jokes going on i gotta sort my life out
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
not even 8am here and there's beastial rape jokes going on i gotta sort my life out
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
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i think everyone just needs to go sit in the corner for time out for a year or two
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
i think everyone just needs to go sit in the corner for time out for a year or two
Wouldn’t be surprised to hear it’s the administration’s First Amendment Right to starve Americans and that it’s an “official act”
Just going to be an incredible decision if SCOTUS says they needed to make an emergency intervention because of the risk that poor people might get food they are legally entitled to
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Wouldn’t be surprised to hear it’s the administration’s First Amendment Right to starve Americans and that it’s an “official act”
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I hate talking to ghosts with plaque on my teeth
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I hate talking to ghosts with plaque on my teeth
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Bluesky settings need a Lisa Frank theme
August 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Bluesky settings need a Lisa Frank theme