resolute jorbo ☄️
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i refuse to hand it to the “Great Pedophile” theory of history
“we can’t wait to see what you do with it”
February 2, 2026 at 2:11 PM
“we can’t wait to see what you do with it”
a joke so dumb i got the coveted @davekarpf.bsky.social follow back 😎
bill murray got the groundhog so drunk he choked on his own vomit and died. we’re all living in the aftermath of a coverup
Who wants to help me start a rumor that Punxsutawney Phil has been secretly replaced with AI?
February 2, 2026 at 1:57 PM
a joke so dumb i got the coveted @davekarpf.bsky.social follow back 😎
bill murray got the groundhog so drunk he choked on his own vomit and died. we’re all living in the aftermath of a coverup
Who wants to help me start a rumor that Punxsutawney Phil has been secretly replaced with AI?
February 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
bill murray got the groundhog so drunk he choked on his own vomit and died. we’re all living in the aftermath of a coverup
if a government employee signs a side letter NDA, them and everyone involved in making them sign it should be tried and executed for treason. i’m not kidding
Jodi Kantor in the NY Times reports that the Chief Justice requested Court employees sign nondisclosure agreements in November 2024 - moving to formal contracts requiring silence/confidentiality after Trump was reelected: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/u...
February 2, 2026 at 1:52 PM
if a government employee signs a side letter NDA, them and everyone involved in making them sign it should be tried and executed for treason. i’m not kidding
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One sick aspect that I can’t prove but know in my tummy - I’m confident that the bro chatter among anger 40-70 year old men at the time is that Jeffy got a raw deal on the conviction because “she looked 18”. What say you, Coward Nutlick?
When reviewing Epstein filed and the bleating of those contained therein, please keep in mind the timeline. He was convicted of procuring a child for prostitution and became a registered sex offender in NY and FLA in ***2008***. Don’t let them gaslight you. Thank u 4 your attention 2 this matter.
February 2, 2026 at 1:44 PM
One sick aspect that I can’t prove but know in my tummy - I’m confident that the bro chatter among anger 40-70 year old men at the time is that Jeffy got a raw deal on the conviction because “she looked 18”. What say you, Coward Nutlick?
whatever you do, do not ask Holy Cross College, in Worcester, Massachusetts to see clarence thomas’ student discipline record
Is it bad that my first thought was "okay cool which of the justices is the sexual harasser now"
I realize there are many options.
I realize there are many options.
Jodi Kantor in the NY Times reports that the Chief Justice requested Court employees sign nondisclosure agreements in November 2024 - moving to formal contracts requiring silence/confidentiality after Trump was reelected: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/u...
February 2, 2026 at 1:43 PM
whatever you do, do not ask Holy Cross College, in Worcester, Massachusetts to see clarence thomas’ student discipline record
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I want the fancy law professor world to really start pushing the idea that the President cannot pardon himself, or people who commit crimes at his direction.
February 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I want the fancy law professor world to really start pushing the idea that the President cannot pardon himself, or people who commit crimes at his direction.
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The really dangerous furries are the ones with more inventory slots than they take up.
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The really dangerous furries are the ones with more inventory slots than they take up.
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the two basic types of furries are "furries with an inventory" and "furries that can be picked up and added to an inventory'
December 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
the two basic types of furries are "furries with an inventory" and "furries that can be picked up and added to an inventory'
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This is how Tom Homan reacts to losing a court case to free a medically fragile 5-year-old who was used as bait to lure his dad so they could be imprisoned in a measles factory. Fuck any de-escalation stories that come out.
Columbia Heights (Liam's school district) cancelled school today because of a credible bomb threat at Liam's elementary and multiple ICE vehicles parking in the high school staff parking lot at 6:15am.
February 2, 2026 at 1:11 PM
This is how Tom Homan reacts to losing a court case to free a medically fragile 5-year-old who was used as bait to lure his dad so they could be imprisoned in a measles factory. Fuck any de-escalation stories that come out.
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It’s not that there were meetings in smoke-filled rooms, but it is that the super rich decided some time in 2018 that they wouldn’t put up with this organic uprisings for justice and democracy malarkey any longer, and they and their employees seem to have all understood it was crackdown time.
February 2, 2026 at 11:14 AM
It’s not that there were meetings in smoke-filled rooms, but it is that the super rich decided some time in 2018 that they wouldn’t put up with this organic uprisings for justice and democracy malarkey any longer, and they and their employees seem to have all understood it was crackdown time.
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im getting really anxious about this so uh. emergency comms!
I need 200$ withing this week + like 50$ for some cat food & some few spendings. I need it asap if possible.
I'm opening a PWYW sketches - if anyone is interested please dm me!
my pауpal for requests/help - abigailgreen223@gmail.com
I need 200$ withing this week + like 50$ for some cat food & some few spendings. I need it asap if possible.
I'm opening a PWYW sketches - if anyone is interested please dm me!
my pауpal for requests/help - abigailgreen223@gmail.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:07 PM
im getting really anxious about this so uh. emergency comms!
I need 200$ withing this week + like 50$ for some cat food & some few spendings. I need it asap if possible.
I'm opening a PWYW sketches - if anyone is interested please dm me!
my pауpal for requests/help - abigailgreen223@gmail.com
I need 200$ withing this week + like 50$ for some cat food & some few spendings. I need it asap if possible.
I'm opening a PWYW sketches - if anyone is interested please dm me!
my pауpal for requests/help - abigailgreen223@gmail.com
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i'm going to simmer that rotten little weasel with mirepoix, red wine and waxy potatoes
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather.
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
i'm going to simmer that rotten little weasel with mirepoix, red wine and waxy potatoes
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Rent-$2100
Car-$344
PayPal: www.paypal.me/Coffinelf
Cashapp: cash.app/$juniperkewpie
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/coffinfairy
February 2, 2026 at 1:15 PM
$376/$2444 !!!!
I NEED RENT ASAP. IM ALREADY LATE AND SCARED MY LANDLORD IS GOING TO BE PISSED OFF AT ME PLEASE BOOST TO KEEP MY KIDS AND I SAFE, WARM AND HOUSED!!
I NEED RENT ASAP. IM ALREADY LATE AND SCARED MY LANDLORD IS GOING TO BE PISSED OFF AT ME PLEASE BOOST TO KEEP MY KIDS AND I SAFE, WARM AND HOUSED!!
submitting to even the lightest slap on the wrist is considered a grave punishment, because rich people can’t be Criminals, whereas us peasants are sinners who can never escape our inherent sinfulness
February 2, 2026 at 1:21 PM
submitting to even the lightest slap on the wrist is considered a grave punishment, because rich people can’t be Criminals, whereas us peasants are sinners who can never escape our inherent sinfulness
and you’re in this to beef on the internet
Yeah my point is you're in this so you can go back to brunch, you haven't actually realized the depth of the depravity of those who own and operate our society, you're out here shitting on "cosplay revolutionaries" because you STILL somehow think our pedo-based liberal order is worth preserving
February 2, 2026 at 1:18 PM
and you’re in this to beef on the internet
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My health insurer isn’t great, but as far as I know, they’ve never tear gassed my neighborhood
And you wanna get ICE out of YOUR neighborhood but I haven't heard you get worked up once ever over the murder industry known as private health insurance
February 2, 2026 at 1:13 PM
My health insurer isn’t great, but as far as I know, they’ve never tear gassed my neighborhood
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Americans, who don't know how immigration enforcement works, think that its basically the same for immigrants as citizens, and the more DHS picks up totally innocent Americans and renditions them to fucking Guinea without a warrant the more that contradiction will be heightened
February 2, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Americans, who don't know how immigration enforcement works, think that its basically the same for immigrants as citizens, and the more DHS picks up totally innocent Americans and renditions them to fucking Guinea without a warrant the more that contradiction will be heightened
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Founder of seal team 6 in the Epstein files…LOL
January 31, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Founder of seal team 6 in the Epstein files…LOL
how is ”wrongdoing” by our top spy too classified to share with congress? the idea that everything the government does needs to happen in absolute secrecy at all times needs to die. it’s just an excuse to avoid accountability
Exclusive: A U.S. official has alleged wrongdoing by U.S. spy chief Tulsi Gabbard in a complaint that is so highly classified it has sparked months of wrangling over how to share it with Congress, according to people familiar with the matter.
Classified Whistleblower Complaint About Tulsi Gabbard Stalls Within Her Agency
Congress hasn’t seen the complaint, which was filed eight months ago with the U.S. intelligence community watchdog’s office.
on.wsj.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:48 PM
how is ”wrongdoing” by our top spy too classified to share with congress? the idea that everything the government does needs to happen in absolute secrecy at all times needs to die. it’s just an excuse to avoid accountability
i wonder if he knows he’s the president
February 2, 2026 at 12:29 PM
i wonder if he knows he’s the president
if they can do it to some of us, they can do it to all of us
This is another outrageous attack on the dignity and safety of trans people — part of the ongoing campaign to eliminate them.
Also, *everyone* is less safe when a state is stripping legal ID from a scapegoat group. It’s a direct attack on trans people. It’s also precedent.
Also, *everyone* is less safe when a state is stripping legal ID from a scapegoat group. It’s a direct attack on trans people. It’s also precedent.
An extreme Kansas bill will invalidate the drivers license of every trans person in the state. It was passed alongside a particularly extreme bathroom bill, meaning that the implications of every trans Kansan losing legal ID overnight has largely been missed.
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 PM
if they can do it to some of us, they can do it to all of us
what opsec would have kept rosa parks from getting arrested when she sat in the “wrong” part of the bus?
We really, really need to squash this idea that the first step in effective protest is ensuring that nobody can ever identify who you are or distinguish you in any way
February 2, 2026 at 11:54 AM
what opsec would have kept rosa parks from getting arrested when she sat in the “wrong” part of the bus?
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If I had been invited to Jeffrey Epsteins parties I’d have called the FBI, the police, the CIA and the NSA to come with me and catch him and you know what would have happened?
That’s right!
The Mossad would have murdered me and made it look like a suicide.
That’s right!
The Mossad would have murdered me and made it look like a suicide.
February 2, 2026 at 11:36 AM
If I had been invited to Jeffrey Epsteins parties I’d have called the FBI, the police, the CIA and the NSA to come with me and catch him and you know what would have happened?
That’s right!
The Mossad would have murdered me and made it look like a suicide.
That’s right!
The Mossad would have murdered me and made it look like a suicide.
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Trans people are shocked to learn one of the prominent doctors who performs our surgeries is a scumbag. There is no precedent for this, zero other prominent surgeons are widely rumored to be unethical scum.
Nothing left but to form an orderly line to detransition.
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Nothing left but to form an orderly line to detransition.
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February 2, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Trans people are shocked to learn one of the prominent doctors who performs our surgeries is a scumbag. There is no precedent for this, zero other prominent surgeons are widely rumored to be unethical scum.
Nothing left but to form an orderly line to detransition.
[this post is sarcasm]
Nothing left but to form an orderly line to detransition.
[this post is sarcasm]