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äh lecks
@alex.antilogik.de
🇩🇪 30-something
Kind of a dev
I mostly post about random old stuff I restore or just repair, such as mechanical cameras, typewriters, audio equipment, or computers. Usually going through phases, currently: Cameras
I also read a lot.
Pinned
a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a grassy area
Alt: homer simpson vanishes into the bush
media.tenor.com
People hope for the bubble to pop because they hate the industry and what it is doing to commodity computing, but I hope for it to pop to get those sweet, sweet JBODs for pennies on the dollar to replace my aging Fibrechannel kit
February 18, 2026 at 1:09 PM
brb jailbreaking my F-35 to sideload some games
February 18, 2026 at 12:40 PM
I'm unhappy to report that even after ~18 years of occasional guitar phases, I still can't alternate pick correctly and will reliably manage to accidentally catapult the pick into the shadow realm at some point
The fucked up wrist on the picking hand is now acting up again :/
Puts a bit of a limit on how fast I can actually play because the ulnar styloid (the round thing on the outside of the wrists), is technically not attached to the ulna bone itself in my case*, but it can hurt tissue if I overdo it
I reached the "fingers hurt too much to move" phase, and I finally learned why using virtual amps always felt off: The ~3-7ms delay between hitting the string and the signal going in and back out of the processing chain is barely perceptible but enough to make me "stutter" with the right hand 🫠
February 15, 2026 at 11:06 AM
I'm happy to report that you can still get 32GB of RAM for 40 bucks on ebay*

*it's ECC server RAM

**also it's DDR3

***I'm aware that I should probably decommission the 13yr old server that mostly manages my pile of ZFS drives and pretends to be S3 but trust me there's still life in that guy
February 14, 2026 at 10:05 AM
You can tell devs are getting dumber because shit like this is now common
February 14, 2026 at 3:16 AM
The fucked up wrist on the picking hand is now acting up again :/
Puts a bit of a limit on how fast I can actually play because the ulnar styloid (the round thing on the outside of the wrists), is technically not attached to the ulna bone itself in my case*, but it can hurt tissue if I overdo it
I reached the "fingers hurt too much to move" phase, and I finally learned why using virtual amps always felt off: The ~3-7ms delay between hitting the string and the signal going in and back out of the processing chain is barely perceptible but enough to make me "stutter" with the right hand 🫠
I mean, I technically played guitar for 20 years but I always have 1 month phases where I do nothing else followed by 6 months of nothing, so I kind of have to relearn things a lot and dig out old notebooks where I figured out how to read the fretboard and why a tone works at a particular point 🙃
February 13, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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Welch ein Vorbild. Wenn doch alle Menschen nur so wären.
February 13, 2026 at 9:06 AM
I don't really post a lot lately, so here's some trivia about me:

Every time I see a power cable plugged in but not connected to any device, I wonder what the 230V at the end would taste like. Not sure why, call of the void I guess 🤷🏼

Anyway, time for coffee
elmo from sesame street is looking at the camera while standing in front of a wall .
Alt: elmo from sesame street is looking at the camera and shrugging
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:37 AM
O-okay, Nickelback I guess
February 12, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 10:39 AM
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your MOM is atonal!
February 11, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Y'know these jewel heist people that use their car as a battering ram to get through the security windows?

Well these guys drove full speed into a concrete pillar right next to the window instead lmao
www.ksta.de/koeln/koelne...
Einbruch in Kölner Juwelier-Geschäft: Täter nach Kollision mit Betonsäule bewusstlos
Es ist bereits der vierte Vorfall dieser Art in NRW seit Beginn des Jahres – doch der erste, der scheiterte.
www.ksta.de
February 11, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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Nu Metal Will Provide.
February 11, 2026 at 12:57 AM
hatte meinen vater eigentlich immer bei "konservativ aus bequemlichkeit" verortet, klassischer ex-kommie der in den 70/80ern noch das system stürzen wollte bis das erste Chefgehalt winkte, aber bei "das nazipack kannste eigentlich nur hinrichten" - aus dem nichts - scheint wieder was aufzukeimen
February 10, 2026 at 7:36 AM
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logging on
February 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I reached the "fingers hurt too much to move" phase, and I finally learned why using virtual amps always felt off: The ~3-7ms delay between hitting the string and the signal going in and back out of the processing chain is barely perceptible but enough to make me "stutter" with the right hand 🫠
I mean, I technically played guitar for 20 years but I always have 1 month phases where I do nothing else followed by 6 months of nothing, so I kind of have to relearn things a lot and dig out old notebooks where I figured out how to read the fretboard and why a tone works at a particular point 🙃
February 9, 2026 at 11:47 AM
I don't know what's funnier, giving claude rw access to your one single copy of important files or the fact that a tech VC has a shittier storage setup than a homelabber on a budget
VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I'm this 🤏close to installing some Linux distro on my dads computer and tell him that's what windows looks like now

Every other week it's some new issue and this time it's malware (... that can't call home because I already put a (proper, hardware-)firewall in their basement and it's a known C2 )
February 7, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Hell yeah, lunch entertainment sorted
- it's about the small web
- less than 1k views after months on a 57 sub channel
- might as well be from 2008
- guy switches over to share his screen and its Ice Weasel running in Sway

10/10 this is my kind of person
February 7, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Yup, still causes me to check downdetector and if there isn't a spike already visible, I'm going to make a panicked run through the server logs while assuming that something went terribly, irreperably wrong and all is lost
The cool thing about running your own atproto PDS is that when you see network failures or weird logouts, you get to wonder
- did I fuck up?
- did bluesky relays/api server/client fuck up?
- did Hetzner fuck up?
- did the DNS NS fuck up?
- did somebody cut undersea cables again?
February 6, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Remembered that this guy is still plugged in and technically works alright soooo...

Time to update 43 gigs worth of stuff on a rolling release distro after 7 months, I'm sure noooooothing will go wrong
February 6, 2026 at 12:25 PM
The least the techbros could do is make sure the autonomous delivery robots look like the one from the grandson video, there's no way I could yeet the little guy into the river (unlike the amazon ones, which I could kick to death and feel nothing)
February 6, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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life update
February 6, 2026 at 5:40 AM
All I wanted to do is play around with synth simulators and now I'm learning music theory again and bothering the neighbours with what I learned
February 5, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Or this 160mhz 400kb RAM supercomputer (for ants) can clearly do 'AI' 🙂

I fully support Chinese manufacturers that do the ecstasy-tablets thing and just put random movie logos on things
February 3, 2026 at 11:27 AM