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From the show Adventure Time. Jake and Finn wander through a field wearing big telescopic tech helmets. Jake says "Yo I'm zoomed in too far. Makin' me sick."
February 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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From the show King of the Hill. A man earnestly urges the audience to kick butt. Behind him is a handmade sign that says "KICK THE BUTT."
February 11, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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From the show The Kids in the Hall. Simon and his man-servant Hecubus. Simon says, to camera, "you've been made a fool of by the forces of darkness."
February 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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From the film The Fisher King. Robin Williams plays an unhoused man clumsily disguised as a video store worker. He awkwardly says to Amanda Plummer "It's a Zbigniew Speizak film" while proffering a VHS tape from the shelf behind them.
February 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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From the show The Simpsons. Marge, sloppily disguised as a cop, accesses a library computer. She says "hrmm ... I really should read the whole headline before I react."
February 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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From the show Malcolm in the Middle. Hal shows a co-worker a paper snowflake he made and happily says "Snowflake."
February 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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From a Japanese commercial Tommy Lee Jones, looking stern, opens his suit jacket to release live doves.
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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From the show Star Trek: Voyager. Neelix and Lt. Paris attempt to pull the Doctor into a classic shell game scam. Neelix says "Keep your eye on the nut."
February 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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What I'm fairly confident is AI-generated artwork from the video game Moonripple Lake. A car drives toward a picturesque mountain town. The protagonist thinks to himself "That crypto money sure dried up fast."
February 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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From the film Urusei Yatsura 2: Beautiful Dreamer. A dog in headlights digging through the trash with a look of "caught" shame on its face.
February 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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From the film The Beekeeper. The Beekeeper says "You're goddamn right I'm the problem."
February 7, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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From the show The Simpsons. Martin Prince says to himself, sadly, "I'd always considered myself rather popular."
February 7, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. Captain Picard looks at his desk monitor and says "Oh, no."
February 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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From the show Arrested Development. Gob happily points at his own head and says to Michael "Nothing on the inside."
February 6, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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From the show Malcolm in the Middle. Two Krelboynes in the front row of a school play. One says "Normally, I would enjoy the schadenfreude but this is just sad."
February 6, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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From the show The Venture Bros. Doc Venture lies topless in his bed, feeling sexy. Half of his head is engulfed in swollen rash. He says into a phone "How 'bout you swing by, I don't know, I'm thinking like six-thirty-ish..."
February 6, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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From the show Peep Show. Mark at a bowling alley, says to camera "And I'm high, obviously."
February 5, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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From the show Adventure Time. A tiny version of Finn the Human stands on a stack of books sadly staring off them as if staring off a seaside cliff. sub - "I'm staring into the shadow of my darkest mind-hole!"
February 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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From the film Ernest Scared Stupid. Jim Varney as his Aussie tracker character in a dutched closeup shot. He cocks one eyebrow and says "TROLLS, IS IT?"
February 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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From the film Urusei Yatsura 2: Beautiful Dreamer. A young man drives a tank around a landscape of rubble. sub "...probably to deal with unfulfilled needs."
February 5, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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From the film The Fisher King. David Hyde Pierce in a suit in the back of a limo in NYC. He reads a script called "On the Radio." He says "Some of this is very funny."
February 5, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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From the show Battlestar Galactica. Three reporters sit and do a punditry with microphones in hand. The two guys ignore the woman, the white dude shuts down the Black guy. He says "He's a fatuous gasbag who's made a fortune through kickback deals..."
February 5, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. A young person, nude from the waist up, asleep in a plastic, form-fitting bubble molded to the shape of their body.
February 4, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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From the show Futurama. Pixel Art showing a wireframe Bender punching Fry in the crotch in the style of the Punch-Out arcade game.
February 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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From the film The Man Who Knew Too Little. A British policeman looks concerned. Behind him, another man in a suit says "I think we might be dealing with some sort of right-wing extremist."
February 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM