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Silent Cat-thusian Monkhouse Retreat
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I am at least a decade older than you think.

#1 Sung Hyunjae fan

My life is a set of Special Circumstances.
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People should know exactly how much brain rot to expect when landing on my page so
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I fear my tipping point into madness is "Thus is un-American" posts in response to ICE terrorizing immigrants. I beg you to open Wikipedia (I would say a book but let's start small) and read up on The Trail of Tears, Fugitive Slave Catchers, Japanese internment, Indian Boarding schools & Jim Crow
January 22, 2026 at 12:48 PM
The research on how talking to and arguing with strangers on the internet achieves absolutely nothing is possibly the more ironic piece of research I wish I'd never read
January 22, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Im dressed like this on dog walks so grown adults stop stroking me when no one else is looking
January 22, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Guys be nice this man has obviously just woken up from a 30 year coma and been handed a smart phone
The pivot from "Mamdani is a political genius for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" to "Schumer is a political moron for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" is odd.
January 22, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I only see demands for body cams as a demand for hands free snuff film making
January 22, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Abuses of children are, to many, an expression of power and therefore a privilege. This is why you see so many people use hypothetical child abuse as a cudgel against undesirables while sitting back with a smile on their face when ~one of the good ones~ turns out to be actually abusing children.
It’s infuriating how many people claim to care about fictitious “child trafficking” conspiracies about trans people and Wayfair and Democrats but will miss, ignore, and distract from actual government agents kidnapping children in front of their very eyes
January 22, 2026 at 9:20 AM
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There's no daylight between the Gestapo and ICE. None. Murdering kidnapping, raping, child molestation, trafficking, beating innocent people. If you have a Rep who isn't calling to abolish immediately then they work for the Gestapo. Anyone who tells you that you're overreacting is one of them too
January 22, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Just entire words missing now. Not typos, just whole sections of sentences missing.
January 22, 2026 at 9:15 AM
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ICE detained a healthy man with no history of serious illness and by the time he was deported to Costa Rica 10 months later he was brain dead and had conditions including sepsis, rhabdo, protein malnutrition, and toxic encephalophagy which is caused by prolonged exposure to METALS OR RADIATION.
Family seeks answers after ICE deported man to Costa Rica in vegetative state
Exclusive: Before Randall Gamboa Esquivel died, his health had deteriorated badly while he was in ICE custody
www.theguardian.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:47 PM
When the dog cries to go to the toilet 30 seconds after coming back in
January 21, 2026 at 7:56 PM
In far lower stakes bizarro terribleness: the neighbour who kept stroking me on dog walks and ramming me into bushes so she could rub against me has taken to yelling at me across the street to grow up and stop being so childish now I'm refusing to walk with her :)
January 21, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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The banter on Bluesky today
January 21, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Do something angry and useful and then something good and helpful. This angry and useless cycle is just people burning themselves down for the sake of burning.
January 21, 2026 at 6:47 PM
They're kidnapping random people, smashing their heads in so badly they have brain damage requiring medical sedation while ICE agents claim a man can and did do that to himself. They're murdering people for fun and blatantly lying to it and you're having pissing contests about hating america.
January 21, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I have to be honest reading about a man given so many antipsychotics by ICE that he developed brain damage and rahbdo and sepsis has me looking at all your little posts about ~who hates america correctly and who's not impressed when foreigners hate america~ and just getting mad at all of you.
January 21, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Protein malnutrition is most associated with developing countries suffering general malnutrition or hospital and care home failure of elder patients (and deliberate elder abuse).

It can be brought on by severe and long infections, where extended raised cytokine levels can end up inducing anorexia.
I’d never even heard of rhabdo before and isn’t protein malnutrition like insanely difficult to reach?
January 21, 2026 at 6:03 PM
ICE detained a healthy man with no history of serious illness and by the time he was deported to Costa Rica 10 months later he was brain dead and had conditions including sepsis, rhabdo, protein malnutrition, and toxic encephalophagy which is caused by prolonged exposure to METALS OR RADIATION.
Family seeks answers after ICE deported man to Costa Rica in vegetative state
Exclusive: Before Randall Gamboa Esquivel died, his health had deteriorated badly while he was in ICE custody
www.theguardian.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:47 PM
"wine mom" and "Wine Aunt" have been reverse engineered into misogynist/sexist quips, imo.

The wine mom/aunt was always the fun person at family gatherings who'd get giggly and start telling you embarrassing stories about the family members you didnt like very much.
January 21, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Britain: Incredibly good non-chain takeaway food almost everywhere

The British Columnist mind: This is a foreign plot to hurt Our Boys
January 21, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Who paints kitchen walls with gloss paints. What the fuck is going on in this house.
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 PM
People have written so much about why different vampires are such common sex symbols for women. Power, no aging, biting, blood, representation of the dangers of illicit relationships etc.

The truth is they all just look a bit sickly. Women cannot resist a man who would look warmer in a cardigan.
January 21, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Men asking for commissions: please sculpt this 15 year old to be 90% boob and have no pants on

Women asking for commissions: make him look sad. Paint him to look a bit sickly. Can you sculpt a tiny spoon so I can pretend to feed him healing soup.
January 21, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Scrolled past another one of those "Women only want the hottest richest men" things while looking for reference pictures of Demon Form Muzan Kibutsuji, because when the next Demon Slayer film comes out every woman I know is going to be losing their mind over this
January 21, 2026 at 12:18 PM
More tax returns. More losses.
January 21, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Looking at attaching generators to my bicycle and I really have become a whole new type of shut in nerd here
January 21, 2026 at 9:39 AM