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fostering cats, making pickles, and screaming about kingdom hearts
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"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
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Congratulations @katiehonan.bsky.social on writing the best piece of predictive science fiction of all time
May 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Congratulations @katiehonan.bsky.social on writing the best piece of predictive science fiction of all time
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I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
May 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
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I know it’s my job to inspect this cardboard box. I don’t always feel excited about the job, but the work matters
May 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I know it’s my job to inspect this cardboard box. I don’t always feel excited about the job, but the work matters
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ngl, I kind of assumed by the absolutely dogshit business practices they they’d already been taken over by a private equity firm
NEW YORK (AP) — Walgreens agrees to be acquired by private equity firm for almost $10 billion.
March 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
ngl, I kind of assumed by the absolutely dogshit business practices they they’d already been taken over by a private equity firm
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sure. the entire timeline has reposted a dumb thing somebody said. the timeline is basically all just that now, sure, I grant you. but wait til it’s me reposting. that’ll learn em
January 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
sure. the entire timeline has reposted a dumb thing somebody said. the timeline is basically all just that now, sure, I grant you. but wait til it’s me reposting. that’ll learn em
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Me: I don’t know any Japanese at all
Duolingo: here’s some words. Now make a sentence.
Me: wait how do I build a sentence with these words though, I literally don’t know this language at all
Duolingo: lol you don’t know how to conjugate? Anyway you dropped 6 ranks
Duolingo: here’s some words. Now make a sentence.
Me: wait how do I build a sentence with these words though, I literally don’t know this language at all
Duolingo: lol you don’t know how to conjugate? Anyway you dropped 6 ranks
January 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Me: I don’t know any Japanese at all
Duolingo: here’s some words. Now make a sentence.
Me: wait how do I build a sentence with these words though, I literally don’t know this language at all
Duolingo: lol you don’t know how to conjugate? Anyway you dropped 6 ranks
Duolingo: here’s some words. Now make a sentence.
Me: wait how do I build a sentence with these words though, I literally don’t know this language at all
Duolingo: lol you don’t know how to conjugate? Anyway you dropped 6 ranks
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rebranding my anxiety disorder as my natural masculine instincts
“oh, you think conservative men are terrified of big cities? common mistake. we are actually all just self-taught jason bournes.”
January 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
rebranding my anxiety disorder as my natural masculine instincts
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Every year I look forward to sharing my Advent Calendar online. My mother made this by hand in 1976 or 1977. There no Velcro or glue - everything is sewn onto the panels in her tiny little stitches. Day One is a very content looking felt cow with a tiny French knot for her eye. #AdventCalendar
December 1, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Every year I look forward to sharing my Advent Calendar online. My mother made this by hand in 1976 or 1977. There no Velcro or glue - everything is sewn onto the panels in her tiny little stitches. Day One is a very content looking felt cow with a tiny French knot for her eye. #AdventCalendar
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it’s so important to signal boost the marginalized voices in your head that are telling you not to climb over the counter in a Wells Fargo
November 17, 2024 at 2:39 PM
it’s so important to signal boost the marginalized voices in your head that are telling you not to climb over the counter in a Wells Fargo
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If you think throwing any group of people under the bus to get elected is a good idea you are a piece of shit and should vote R like the rest of the morally bankrupt citizens in this country
I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.
November 7, 2024 at 4:20 PM
If you think throwing any group of people under the bus to get elected is a good idea you are a piece of shit and should vote R like the rest of the morally bankrupt citizens in this country
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I am vaguely beginning to suspect that right wingers are not entirely sincere in their stated regard for the foundational principles of our democratic republic
October 30, 2024 at 3:00 PM
I am vaguely beginning to suspect that right wingers are not entirely sincere in their stated regard for the foundational principles of our democratic republic
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1. Interview with the Vampire
2. HR Screening with the Vampire
3. Technical Interview with the Vampire
4. The Vampire’s Interview with the Team
5. Hello, Vampire! Unfortunately, we’re not ready to invite you in for this position at the moment. Please stay in touch for opportunities for other roles.
2. HR Screening with the Vampire
3. Technical Interview with the Vampire
4. The Vampire’s Interview with the Team
5. Hello, Vampire! Unfortunately, we’re not ready to invite you in for this position at the moment. Please stay in touch for opportunities for other roles.
October 30, 2024 at 1:17 PM
1. Interview with the Vampire
2. HR Screening with the Vampire
3. Technical Interview with the Vampire
4. The Vampire’s Interview with the Team
5. Hello, Vampire! Unfortunately, we’re not ready to invite you in for this position at the moment. Please stay in touch for opportunities for other roles.
2. HR Screening with the Vampire
3. Technical Interview with the Vampire
4. The Vampire’s Interview with the Team
5. Hello, Vampire! Unfortunately, we’re not ready to invite you in for this position at the moment. Please stay in touch for opportunities for other roles.
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babe wake up my favorite brand of white people(new age hippies that don’t understand how hard it is to start a commune from scratch) just dropped a new cult called Rebuilding Atlantis where a guy with 20 acres in Texas is inviting people on TikTok to move there and live in tents
October 30, 2024 at 5:19 PM
babe wake up my favorite brand of white people(new age hippies that don’t understand how hard it is to start a commune from scratch) just dropped a new cult called Rebuilding Atlantis where a guy with 20 acres in Texas is inviting people on TikTok to move there and live in tents
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As a defense attorney I am naturally against profiling but if the investigations of elections misconduct were to START by looking for dudes what look like they just got kicked out of a bait shop for spilling their Natty Lite that might be an ok use of resources
These are pictures of people accused of stealing ballots and setting fire to a mailbox with ballots and I am just saying is all
October 29, 2024 at 9:56 PM
As a defense attorney I am naturally against profiling but if the investigations of elections misconduct were to START by looking for dudes what look like they just got kicked out of a bait shop for spilling their Natty Lite that might be an ok use of resources
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I could never get into Magic: The Gathering
it’s so beautiful how joe rogan guys invented their own astrology
October 30, 2024 at 3:07 PM
I could never get into Magic: The Gathering
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important to remember that "teens might be encouraged to transition when they don't need to" will always resonate to these people more than "teens might be prevented from transitioning when they need to" because to them the latter category doesn't exist because they don't think trans people are real
You might think that an article about kids being fast-tracked into hormones and surgery would include a single example of a kid being fast-tracked into hormones and surgery but nope!
www.nytimes.com/2024/02/02/o...
www.nytimes.com/2024/02/02/o...
Opinion | As Kids, They Thought They Were Trans. They No Longer Do.
Trans activists have pushed an ideological extremism by pressing for an unproven treatment orthodoxy.
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2024 at 6:39 PM
important to remember that "teens might be encouraged to transition when they don't need to" will always resonate to these people more than "teens might be prevented from transitioning when they need to" because to them the latter category doesn't exist because they don't think trans people are real
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very sad. these guys traveled great distances to physically and verbally abuse vulnerable human beings seeking a better life, and now it's like it was all for nothing
can't wait for them to come to minneapolis and notice it hasn't burned down
February 5, 2024 at 11:25 PM
very sad. these guys traveled great distances to physically and verbally abuse vulnerable human beings seeking a better life, and now it's like it was all for nothing
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when the fruit salad is just chunks of fuckin melon
October 25, 2023 at 2:40 PM
when the fruit salad is just chunks of fuckin melon
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I’m listening.
You’ve heard of Turkish Oil Wrestling but have you seen a game of Calcio Storico where 54 beautiful Italian men beat each other senseless on a dirt pitch?
November 1, 2023 at 11:35 PM
I’m listening.
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This is my official motion to change Steller's Jay to just Stellar Jay. Because, seriously, this is a pretty stellar bird. 🪶
November 1, 2023 at 11:45 PM
This is my official motion to change Steller's Jay to just Stellar Jay. Because, seriously, this is a pretty stellar bird. 🪶
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Meanwhile, in the Senate!
Could be a long night. Sen. Graham said they are going to request voice votes individually on all 376 pending military nominations being blocked by Tuberville. Tuberville is blocking every one of his fellow Rs’ requests. They are visibly angry. — Steven Dennis, Bloomberg
Could be a long night. Sen. Graham said they are going to request voice votes individually on all 376 pending military nominations being blocked by Tuberville. Tuberville is blocking every one of his fellow Rs’ requests. They are visibly angry. — Steven Dennis, Bloomberg
November 1, 2023 at 11:58 PM
Meanwhile, in the Senate!
Could be a long night. Sen. Graham said they are going to request voice votes individually on all 376 pending military nominations being blocked by Tuberville. Tuberville is blocking every one of his fellow Rs’ requests. They are visibly angry. — Steven Dennis, Bloomberg
Could be a long night. Sen. Graham said they are going to request voice votes individually on all 376 pending military nominations being blocked by Tuberville. Tuberville is blocking every one of his fellow Rs’ requests. They are visibly angry. — Steven Dennis, Bloomberg
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