SIMONE 🩷
@simonee.bsky.social
i have many thoughts opinions and interests | they/she | jew for a free Palestine
born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it
https://linktr.ee/parasocialyte
born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it
https://linktr.ee/parasocialyte
what is my christmas??? eating a meal??? eating a succulent chinese meal???
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
what is my christmas??? eating a meal??? eating a succulent chinese meal???
i just ate so many dumplings i love my beautiful country new york city!!!!
December 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i just ate so many dumplings i love my beautiful country new york city!!!!
petting a cat is like playing a very fluffy game of Operation where you get absolutely fucking mauled instead of just an alarm going off if you do it wrong
December 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
petting a cat is like playing a very fluffy game of Operation where you get absolutely fucking mauled instead of just an alarm going off if you do it wrong
if Christopher Nolan's Odyssey portrays Agamemnon as a bitch ass loser then it's a classic in my books
December 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
if Christopher Nolan's Odyssey portrays Agamemnon as a bitch ass loser then it's a classic in my books
at this point it's honestly really funny that fascist losers online know so little about the classics they claim to love/classical studies as a field that they're now pretending Troy (2004) is an incredible film beloved by classicists as a perfect adaptation of Homer's epics
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
at this point it's honestly really funny that fascist losers online know so little about the classics they claim to love/classical studies as a field that they're now pretending Troy (2004) is an incredible film beloved by classicists as a perfect adaptation of Homer's epics
merry baby christmas
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
merry baby christmas
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choose your holy infant
December 25, 2023 at 2:06 AM
choose your holy infant
you can clean your room until the floor is so shiny and clean that you can see your reflection in it, but the cat will still somehow find a rubber band that it wants to play with more than any of its actual toys
December 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
you can clean your room until the floor is so shiny and clean that you can see your reflection in it, but the cat will still somehow find a rubber band that it wants to play with more than any of its actual toys
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
i have to wash the dishes but there is a cat asleep on my lap right now so there's nothing i can do
December 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
i have to wash the dishes but there is a cat asleep on my lap right now so there's nothing i can do
my favorite christmas song
December 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
my favorite christmas song
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the H is for Happiest Place on Earth
December 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
the H is for Happiest Place on Earth
the baby of all time
December 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
the baby of all time
looking for santa claus
December 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
looking for santa claus
accidentally dumped a whole bag of jellybeans onto my floor by turning it upside down to see if i had opened it yet
I don’t give a shit about your accomplishments this year. What’s the dumbest shit you did the past 12 months? The truly stupidest decision you made in 2025?
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
accidentally dumped a whole bag of jellybeans onto my floor by turning it upside down to see if i had opened it yet
i may not be an incredible professionally trained vocalist but this cat likes when i sing to her so that's really all that matters
December 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
i may not be an incredible professionally trained vocalist but this cat likes when i sing to her so that's really all that matters
if i hear someone at my holiday meals yapping about calories or dieting i will shove them into a cake
December 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
if i hear someone at my holiday meals yapping about calories or dieting i will shove them into a cake
listening to music millennially again
I'll Believe in Anything
open.spotify.com
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
listening to music millennially again
it couldn’t possibly be that eating random handfuls of jelly beans and chocolate after dinner has upset my stomach
[crying on the toilet] what do you mean the cheesy pasta that i didn’t take a lactaid with upset my stomach
December 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
it couldn’t possibly be that eating random handfuls of jelly beans and chocolate after dinner has upset my stomach
ignoring my lactose intolerance and then acting shocked when my body is upset by the lactose i ate
December 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
ignoring my lactose intolerance and then acting shocked when my body is upset by the lactose i ate
the absolute creature
December 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
the absolute creature
do cats know that their toys are toys or do they think they've actually hunted something
December 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
do cats know that their toys are toys or do they think they've actually hunted something
they are currently texting me basically a whole essay on the botany of Pandora
my best friend is watching Avatar (first one) high and livetexting me their thoughts and judging from their texts i think that this is probably the correct way to watch Avatar
December 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
they are currently texting me basically a whole essay on the botany of Pandora