SIMONE 🩷
@simonee.bsky.social
i have many thoughts opinions and interests | they/she | jew for a free Palestine
born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it
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born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it
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i had to explain to them about Michele Rice and why Claudia is doomed by the narrative 💔
instead of watching Heated Rivalry, my best friend is watching Interview with the Vampire for the first time, which is sort of like if you offered someone a nice hot cocoa with marshmallows and they snorted several lines instead
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
i had to explain to them about Michele Rice and why Claudia is doomed by the narrative 💔
instead of watching Heated Rivalry, my best friend is watching Interview with the Vampire for the first time, which is sort of like if you offered someone a nice hot cocoa with marshmallows and they snorted several lines instead
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
instead of watching Heated Rivalry, my best friend is watching Interview with the Vampire for the first time, which is sort of like if you offered someone a nice hot cocoa with marshmallows and they snorted several lines instead
UNHhhh has officially ended in what is basically fifteen gay 9/11s for me
The Official (and Gay) History of 'UNHhhh'
F*ck my pussy with a rake, forever!
www.papermag.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:19 AM
UNHhhh has officially ended in what is basically fifteen gay 9/11s for me
do you believe in milk and cookies?
February 10, 2026 at 1:32 AM
do you believe in milk and cookies?
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Still applying for jobs all the time but not having any luck. Didn’t want to ask for help this way again, but i really do need it to stay housed and out of the cold at the moment.
Anything helps. Thank you♥️
Anything helps. Thank you♥️
February 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Still applying for jobs all the time but not having any luck. Didn’t want to ask for help this way again, but i really do need it to stay housed and out of the cold at the moment.
Anything helps. Thank you♥️
Anything helps. Thank you♥️
the halftime show was perfect but i Am mildly heartbroken that Cardi B was there but they didn't perform I Like It :(
February 9, 2026 at 6:53 AM
the halftime show was perfect but i Am mildly heartbroken that Cardi B was there but they didn't perform I Like It :(
important context is that this was a song on the soundtrack of an animated KIDS' MOVIE about an anthropomorphized white blood cell
It is kinda amazing that in honor of Charlie Kirk, Turning Point USA dedicated their half time site show to Jeffrey Epstein
![[Verse 3: Kid Rock, Thornetta Davis, Joe-C, Kid
Rock & Thornetta Davis]
Now some people say my mind's blown
I'm coolin' like a snow cone
On my cell phone, I'm paid, G
Can't call me, just page me (Daddy, yeah)
Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage, see
Some say that's statutory
But I say it's mandatory](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:khvyd3oiw46vif5gm7hijslk/bafkreigmzz4uj2nblewizxk5snd7lvdlhegigthjtrxp5ilb3uw5een4re@jpeg)
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 AM
important context is that this was a song on the soundtrack of an animated KIDS' MOVIE about an anthropomorphized white blood cell
YEARLY DRAKE HUMILIATION RITUAL HAS BEEN PERFORMED YAYYYY
i really do not care about football but i do hope the seahawks win mainly because i want drake to lose a million dollars
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
YEARLY DRAKE HUMILIATION RITUAL HAS BEEN PERFORMED YAYYYY
the ents storming isengard
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
the ents storming isengard
30th anniversary baby
honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
30th anniversary baby
“why was lady gaga there” shes an italian new yorker this is nyc immigrant solidarity in action
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
“why was lady gaga there” shes an italian new yorker this is nyc immigrant solidarity in action
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heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
i really do not care about football but i do hope the seahawks win mainly because i want drake to lose a million dollars
February 8, 2026 at 11:55 PM
i really do not care about football but i do hope the seahawks win mainly because i want drake to lose a million dollars
if Bad Bunny brings out Cardi to do I Like It im going to lose my entire goddamn mind
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
if Bad Bunny brings out Cardi to do I Like It im going to lose my entire goddamn mind
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Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist
grateful to work at a place that always lets me write about how much i love gay women
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
Amber Glenn, a queer icon from Texas, is about to make Olympic history
The American figure skater's unapologetic queerness feels more important than ever.
www.chron.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist
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Don’t know who needs to hear this but one of the puppies on the Puppy Bowl this year is named Chappell Bone
February 8, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Don’t know who needs to hear this but one of the puppies on the Puppy Bowl this year is named Chappell Bone
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whitney houston has absolutely no business being dead
July 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
whitney houston has absolutely no business being dead
lowkey i do think i could handle the potion seller's strongest potions
February 8, 2026 at 5:05 AM
lowkey i do think i could handle the potion seller's strongest potions
trying to get my serious film friends to watch Heated Rivalry
a cartoon of a jester dancing next to a princess in a chair
Alt: a cartoon of a jester dancing for a princess in a chair
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:44 AM
trying to get my serious film friends to watch Heated Rivalry
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I bet if the FBI wasn't run by morons Savannah Guthrie wouldn't be forced to go on TV and tell some two bit kidnappers she'll pay millions of dollars in bitcoin for her mother's safe return
February 8, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I bet if the FBI wasn't run by morons Savannah Guthrie wouldn't be forced to go on TV and tell some two bit kidnappers she'll pay millions of dollars in bitcoin for her mother's safe return
this time i over-melted the marshmallows but it’s okay. i made fried egg cookies
February 8, 2026 at 1:39 AM
this time i over-melted the marshmallows but it’s okay. i made fried egg cookies
second batch attempt is in progress
i absolutely beefed the first batch so we’re gonna try again tomorrow
February 7, 2026 at 11:32 PM
second batch attempt is in progress
go!!! go my princess baby girl!!!!
February 7, 2026 at 4:18 AM
go!!! go my princess baby girl!!!!
the juice in question is in that cup i presume
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms has the juice: aftermath.site/a-knight-of-th...
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
the juice in question is in that cup i presume