nana banana
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so what's everyone telling their boss. like hey sorry my work is shit right now but The Horrors
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
so what's everyone telling their boss. like hey sorry my work is shit right now but The Horrors
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Oh fuck I just remembered plants are coming back later this year. They do it every year! Which kicks ass!
January 9, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Oh fuck I just remembered plants are coming back later this year. They do it every year! Which kicks ass!
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You’re acting like someone who went to bed without listening to their fables right now
January 8, 2026 at 1:12 PM
You’re acting like someone who went to bed without listening to their fables right now
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also, i’m not suggesting what might happen or telling you what to do, but it’s never a bad idea to stock up on non-perishable food and basic health/medical supplies in your home if you have the means to do so.
January 8, 2026 at 7:53 PM
also, i’m not suggesting what might happen or telling you what to do, but it’s never a bad idea to stock up on non-perishable food and basic health/medical supplies in your home if you have the means to do so.
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i knew it was a mistake to take off my eclipse glasses
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
i knew it was a mistake to take off my eclipse glasses
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we could probably end this whole thing if kylie jenner did another pepsi commercial
January 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
we could probably end this whole thing if kylie jenner did another pepsi commercial
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Hey, remember that period of time when the most distressing thing in the news was finding out that random objects were secretly cakes? Was it a dog? Nope. Cake. Was it a glass of wine? Nope, cake again. Anyways, that is the level of stress that I would be comfortable returning to. Thank you.
January 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Hey, remember that period of time when the most distressing thing in the news was finding out that random objects were secretly cakes? Was it a dog? Nope. Cake. Was it a glass of wine? Nope, cake again. Anyways, that is the level of stress that I would be comfortable returning to. Thank you.
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shit’s insane and honestly it should feel insane- none of this is normal and it should not feel normal and you should know that it’s normal to not feel normal right now
January 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
shit’s insane and honestly it should feel insane- none of this is normal and it should not feel normal and you should know that it’s normal to not feel normal right now
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I know there’s a lot of bad shit going down right now but unfortunately I do have to go Jester Mode or risk losing my mind
January 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I know there’s a lot of bad shit going down right now but unfortunately I do have to go Jester Mode or risk losing my mind
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we used to just post things like "Dog Wigs, it's wigs for dogs" but not anymore
January 4, 2026 at 6:42 AM
we used to just post things like "Dog Wigs, it's wigs for dogs" but not anymore
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i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALENDARS 🎉
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALENDARS 🎉
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This is the year we all go crazy for love and understanding I can feel it
December 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This is the year we all go crazy for love and understanding I can feel it
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how about "auld" acquaintances learn spelling and grammar. how about that
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 AM
how about "auld" acquaintances learn spelling and grammar. how about that
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meanwhile.... medicine has taken INSANE leaps and bounds in the last 2 years.
we're out here curing HIV and leukemia and creating 100% efficacy vaccines against all sorts of cancers, and now this??
between this and renewable energy outstripping fossil fuels in efficiency, the future is bright
we're out here curing HIV and leukemia and creating 100% efficacy vaccines against all sorts of cancers, and now this??
between this and renewable energy outstripping fossil fuels in efficiency, the future is bright
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December 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
meanwhile.... medicine has taken INSANE leaps and bounds in the last 2 years.
we're out here curing HIV and leukemia and creating 100% efficacy vaccines against all sorts of cancers, and now this??
between this and renewable energy outstripping fossil fuels in efficiency, the future is bright
we're out here curing HIV and leukemia and creating 100% efficacy vaccines against all sorts of cancers, and now this??
between this and renewable energy outstripping fossil fuels in efficiency, the future is bright
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first of all how dare you second of all whatever you think is best and no worries if not
December 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
first of all how dare you second of all whatever you think is best and no worries if not
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I just worry Frog and Toad might be settling for each other
December 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I just worry Frog and Toad might be settling for each other
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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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We are now entering the weird liminal space between Christmas and New Year's Eve. Anything could happen during this time. You could feel weirdly nostalgic, you could see a photo of a cat, you could remember to feed your Neopets. The possibilities are endless.
December 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
We are now entering the weird liminal space between Christmas and New Year's Eve. Anything could happen during this time. You could feel weirdly nostalgic, you could see a photo of a cat, you could remember to feed your Neopets. The possibilities are endless.
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bro you make me feel like a natural woman bro
December 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
bro you make me feel like a natural woman bro
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Once I’ve been at the Christmas party for 20 minutes—
December 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Once I’ve been at the Christmas party for 20 minutes—
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