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Hester Paradice
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not quite committed but still politely lurking
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In The Labyrinth of Time, entering the Ziggurat without a lantern is supposed to show a black screen. However, the developers put in the wrong filename for the black screen, so it fails to render, showing a black screen instead
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Please don't tell me my guess is "as good as yours". My guesses — which are educated, by the way — are worlds better than yours
May 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I love boxing movies because when the bad guy punches hard youre like "ugh typical" and when the good guy does it you're like "good"
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Of course I was conflicted when I first realized my highly intelligent genius daughter was also a fiendishly cunning serial killer, but eventually I decided it is my responsibility as a parent to raise the best child I can and it is the responsibility of the FBI to capture her.
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
August 12, 2023 at 6:04 PM
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why is there no paracetamol in the jungle? because jungle is massive.
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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legolas…what do your lived experiences tell you
October 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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am i full of regrets from wasting my one precious life (the end of which is approaching by the day, faster and faster and faster) or did i go to bed a little later than usual and it's cloudy outside. impossible to say. probably the first thing
October 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Sometimes you have to buy a 99p shitty ass sketchbook and a £1 rainbow biro pen and draw on your floor like when you were a kid to get your art spark back again
And would you believe it's actually worked
October 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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some of the stories are very scary. some of them are sad. one of them takes a respectful moment to remind readers what a sheep is.
October 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
still catching up on the vods, just snuck in 20 mins before bed: it was entirely a discussion about defining cold cuts and the game was paused the entire time. 10/10 would recommend
in about an hour, jack and i will be playing the sequel to clock tower — clock tower — over on my twitch!

come hang!

twitch.tv/katbamkapow
katbamkapow - Twitch
i got a phd and i still play video games on the weekends
twitch.tv
October 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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October 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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September 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Sun Tzu in his Art of War once said "those who save consumables will be buried with them."
September 20, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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gm
September 16, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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BOURDAIN: alright, seasoning. Im tasting.... salt. But there's something else

MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: m'lord hath a fine palate. we have added notte megge, a spice moft deere
January 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Shark named ‘Breton’ makes a self-portrait using its tracker
September 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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i don't know what the source of this video is but I love it
September 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Ursula K. LeGuin on technology
January 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM