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I'm running the Valencia marathon in 4 days (!), so I'm doing a last minute push to help get money to @deeboom.bsky.social and @stargocks64.bsky.social for their trans healthcare fundraisers.

Any amount of money and any shares massively appreciated 🙏🖤❤️ Ty Ty

gofund.me/24190224a
Donate to Running a Marathon for Robyn and Dee's Trans Healthcare, organized by Sophie Cee
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December 25, 2025 at 9:58 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
yeah cheers google ai
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
just spent half an hour on my eyebrows and now chanting, "sisters not twins, sisters not twins" as a mantra
December 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
had a dream I was at a dinner party taking place in a cave and was sat next to Andrew Tate. he was quite the oaf, I can tell you
December 26, 2025 at 8:13 AM
steam is telling me some of my clearly pissed up contemporaries in their 40s are attempting to play arc raiders after their big christmas dinner. pathetic. know your place. it's not for you. roguelites about a medieval bear who challenges the hierarchy of the bishops - that's your shit
December 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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knocking out another half hour & i know there’s plenty of evidence that DARE failed & increased exploratory drug use but that’s even more amazing because the propaganda was *so* encompassing.

like, this was every bad guy in every movie & tv for like…10 years? this was every episode of macgyver.
December 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I dreamed I saw Tiny Tim last night,
alive as you and me.
Says I “But Tim, you’re ten years dead”
“I never died” says he,
“I never died” says he,
December 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
it's social me-dia not social you-dia
December 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Yojimbo (1961) is a christmas film.
December 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Hearing that Scottish football legend John Robertson has passed. Sad news
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmzD...
Scotland World Cup Squad 1982 - We Have A Dream
YouTube video by Hannah McLachlan
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
quite the coup for channel four to get abaddon the despoiler to present this year's alternative christmas message. looking forward to it.
December 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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I'm bored so here once again is the greatest Christmas title sequence in TV history
December 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
looking forward to the paul daniels christmas special later. i hope bonnie langford and anneka rice are on.
December 25, 2025 at 9:20 AM
merry christmas to everyone in the UK. it's 9am and your prime minister is already only one whiskey chaser away from glassing you.
December 25, 2025 at 9:11 AM
December 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
sorry I posted kier starmer fanfic, it's been a difficult time for me recently
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Fuck box
Fuck box
Keir's fuck box
He has it upstairs
Because it smells like a musk ox
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
why did you transition? wrong answers only.

so I could fuck ray blanchard.
why did you transition? wrong answers only.

the puppets and physical environment of Button Moon are created to resemble mass manufactured household goods of the time, and as such it is a perfect representation of an idealised 2.4 family unit in contemporary capitalism. within the context of this fr
Why did you transition? Wrong answers only.

As a kid playing catch with my Dad, he accidentally hit me in the face with a baseball. When I started to cry, he told me "Boys don't cry." He always made good arguments, so I figured that since I couldn't stop crying, that meant I wasn't a boy.
December 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
euan blair going to his wife's family for christmas dinner
He better leave my Dad out of this.
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I'm at kier starmer's for christmas. bit worried. he's gone glassy eyed and keeps telling me about his "fuck box". says it's upstairs and I should come and have a look at it.
December 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Someone's had a nightmare here 😂
December 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM