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@onlycans.bsky.social
local milf driven half mad by an accumulation of text and images
he looks like he's trying not to let everyone know he's slowly being crushed to death by his ever shrinking suit
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
he looks like he's trying not to let everyone know he's slowly being crushed to death by his ever shrinking suit
thank you, i will do ❤️
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
thank you, i will do ❤️
i'm not an idiot. i wouldn't speak to a police officer unless it was the final option available to me. they are self evidently not our friends and very often their involvement makes things worse.
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
i'm not an idiot. i wouldn't speak to a police officer unless it was the final option available to me. they are self evidently not our friends and very often their involvement makes things worse.
it's really not an option in england. putting hot sauce in a squeezy bottle is considered a firearms offence. a knife means prison. i am at least good at running away.
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
it's really not an option in england. putting hot sauce in a squeezy bottle is considered a firearms offence. a knife means prison. i am at least good at running away.
these cunts. i want to chop their hands off.
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
these cunts. i want to chop their hands off.
it's four doors down from my house. he did it in front of 3 other people. he's creeped on my friends. his sister and wife work there. he clearly feels empowered to do whatever he wants.
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
it's four doors down from my house. he did it in front of 3 other people. he's creeped on my friends. his sister and wife work there. he clearly feels empowered to do whatever he wants.
yep. anyway my nbife went to see him and he won't be doing it again.
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
yep. anyway my nbife went to see him and he won't be doing it again.
Ill ask the mate of the bloke who does the PA
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Ill ask the mate of the bloke who does the PA
it's very difficult to tell isn't it? I'm pretty sure I'm not cool, but does that actually make me cool? (no)
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
it's very difficult to tell isn't it? I'm pretty sure I'm not cool, but does that actually make me cool? (no)
They're playing at rock city if you want to practice marching in lockstep ahead of that
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
They're playing at rock city if you want to practice marching in lockstep ahead of that
I just shouted it and now I'm in prison. cheers, cans is crying now.
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I just shouted it and now I'm in prison. cheers, cans is crying now.
I have been terrified of the HMHB fanbase since encountering a bussed in coach full of ebullient bald men from the wirral circa 2010
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I have been terrified of the HMHB fanbase since encountering a bussed in coach full of ebullient bald men from the wirral circa 2010
Actually I'm going to shout your username
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Actually I'm going to shout your username
clearly you don't know my Strava username
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
clearly you don't know my Strava username
but he is a defender of women???? he liked it, but for the wrong reasons. still livid
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
but he is a defender of women???? he liked it, but for the wrong reasons. still livid
i'm asking myself this too. imagine being such an NPC senator and being that rattled by bluesky. he must be a bag of nerves.
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i'm asking myself this too. imagine being such an NPC senator and being that rattled by bluesky. he must be a bag of nerves.
He's the model for trans accepting dad isn't he? I wish doctor skynet was my dad.
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
He's the model for trans accepting dad isn't he? I wish doctor skynet was my dad.