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wtf
At this point, our intro comp/first-year English course has been so heavily revised, it no longer includes a novel, or "extended reading" of any kind, no "specialized" or "historical" reading, mostly in-class assignments, no research essay...and we are still seeing a 40-50% rate of AI misconduct.
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
ntroduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Bald eagle
dolphin
Manta ray
possum
brown bear (mama and cub)
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Tundra swan
Barn owl
Blue whale
Bufflehead
California condor
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Whale shark
Jelly fish
Snowy owl
Black bear
Centipede
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I learned so much from this!
this is fantastic, a thorough and compellingly argued theory of modern cinematic sludge
Why Movies Just Don't Feel "Real" Anymore
YouTube video by Like Stories of Old
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Not even a mix of good and bad with this buffoon. Pure incompetence with taxpayer money
In related news, the Ford government tries to boil water and makes ice instead.
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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cleanse your brain and lift your heart: read this
THREAD.

3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.

We decided to call him Jim.

This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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if you did this 200 years ago they’d drown you in a lake
this is mesmerizing
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I would put mayonnaise on pecan pie
I could eat more mayonnaise than you can imagine. Enough mayonnaise to shock the consciences of people of all nations.
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Two ways I can think of to channel your despair at the Ford wrecking ball:
-run for municipal office and fight
-push the Ontario Liberals, NDP, and Greens from the inside and out to get over themselves and get their shit together to get these jokers out of government
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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I take on average 10,000 stills and a half hour of video every week. Most I'll never think about again. This I'll hold onto until I grow old. 4 hours ago.

Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Smack, crack, bushwhacked
Tie another one to your racks, baby
Hey kids, rock and roll
Nobody tells you where to go, baby
The legend lives on
from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
The lake as it is said
Never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Freezing, rests his head on a pilow made of concrete
Once I was eleven years old…
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The band is Bus. See them.
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Welcome to Fart City
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I’m stuck with two phrases related to the fraudulent Ontario governing party
“as intended” and
“We had it coming”
Public school enrollment is dropping, and enrollment in private and "independent" schools is growing.

As intended.
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
@sickoscommittee.org
Josh Allen with the shoutout via Bills insta
November 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Great one today from @raxkingisdead.bsky.social on the carnage, sensuality, and longing of Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein.

www.welcometohellworld.com/the-love-we-...
The love we all deserve
Rax King on the carnage, sensuality, and longing of Frankenstein
www.welcometohellworld.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Bill 33 just passed, to much applause and back-slapping from Team Ford.

Say goodbye to public education in Ontario.

It will follow public healthcare, into the past.

Most people won't understand what has happened until it's all gone.

As intended.
November 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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if you’re enjoying PLUR1BUS, then you’d probably dig a couple of the stories in our collection! one is about a doctor who travels south to a country of telepaths to study a strange new plague. the other follows an expectant mother who notices people abandoning their lives to just… zone out
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
the most efficient peeling back an onion ass story ever posted
me: pickle ass name
HR: you cant say that
me: you’re just mad we broke up
HR: you can’t talk about that
me: I can
HR: can’t
me: try and stop me
coworker matthew gherkin: I should go
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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me: pickle ass name
HR: you cant say that
me: you’re just mad we broke up
HR: you can’t talk about that
me: I can
HR: can’t
me: try and stop me
coworker matthew gherkin: I should go
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Maestro Fresh Wes, Michi Mi, and Men Without Hats
If i may be self-indulgent for a moment, who should be a part of the all CanCon All-Stars halftime show? I'm not talkin Bieber or Drake or The Weeknd i'm talking a real Guy Remembering Halftime Show

Down With Webster ft. Alexisonfire and K-os with a special guest appearance by Nikki Yanofsky
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
top of the cap to House Hunters for this episode title
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM