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@helenaeagan.bsky.social
Weed is for girls only.
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Benito Mussolini [1929] (colorized)
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I don't want tea to be soothing, I need it to make me sharper, more vengeful.
October 11, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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i welcome our q-tip overlords
December 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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WHO: ‘Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels’
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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There are now 2,900 billionaires, and they hold $15.8 trillion.

The wealth of the bottom 50% of the global population, over 4 billion people, is estimated at $3.7 trillion.
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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“This film was wilfully made for humans, by humans… F*** AI.”

— Guillermo del Toro while accepting the Vanguard Tribute Award for ‘Frankenstein’ at the Gotham Awards.
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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I was out of control, using spreads as dips, it was bad
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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NO
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Things are happening faster than I can embroider them
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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wait, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 Bill Clinton??
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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The U.S. lost an average of 11,000 jobs every week in October, per CNBC.
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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i want america to be this crazy about literacy
October 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Amazon is planning to cut as many as 30,000 employees, starting tomorrow.

The corporate giant made nearly $60 billion in profits last year.
October 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Children of divorce get to have two 9/11s
May 29, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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I would like to start having fun again
October 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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“Sleep tight”?
You mean, like, rigor mortis?
November 27, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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In Chicago, four vehicles descended and eight ICE agents moved in to kidnap a child.

She screams, “I’m 15,” as ICE yanks her from the car and kneels on her neck.

This is not about immigration enforcement.

It's about terrorizing Americans.
October 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Never forget Scrappy Doo worked directly with Reagan to distribute crack cocaine into the inner cities of America.
December 24, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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l'll bite. What are the "New York" times
October 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM