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🏄♂️surfin’ the web🕸️ | words 4 @flagrantmag.com
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· Jul 5
If male bees can die after ejaculation then why can’t I?
Disney+ needs a tab for “Movies You Didn’t Know Were on Disney+”
February 15, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Disney+ needs a tab for “Movies You Didn’t Know Were on Disney+”
Bill Maher is still on TV because he witnessed a high-up Hollywood producer murder somebody, right? i can’t think of any other reason
February 14, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Bill Maher is still on TV because he witnessed a high-up Hollywood producer murder somebody, right? i can’t think of any other reason
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the older i get the more i envy him
September 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
the older i get the more i envy him
you know who’s not in the epstein files?
February 14, 2026 at 3:23 PM
you know who’s not in the epstein files?
i'm starting to think olympic athletes only want to go to the olympics to have sex with eachother
February 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
i'm starting to think olympic athletes only want to go to the olympics to have sex with eachother
my disappointment is immeasurable and my night is ruined
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
my disappointment is immeasurable and my night is ruined
damn, they really paved paradise and put up a parking lot
February 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
damn, they really paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Sound of Music is a bad name for a movie. That’s like calling a film “The Taste of Food”
February 11, 2026 at 4:27 AM
The Sound of Music is a bad name for a movie. That’s like calling a film “The Taste of Food”
i’m begging anyone in Hollywood to have an original idea
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
i’m begging anyone in Hollywood to have an original idea
age verification?
i actively quote Homestar Runner
i actively quote Homestar Runner
Age verification?
I own a Pikachu pedometer because my grandma didn't know what I meant when I said I wanted Pokemon Yellow Version.
I own a Pikachu pedometer because my grandma didn't know what I meant when I said I wanted Pokemon Yellow Version.
Age verification?
I was born while Hurricane Katrina was doing its thing.
20 years ago.
Two decades prior to now.
Hurricane Katrina will be old enough to drink this year.
:3
I was born while Hurricane Katrina was doing its thing.
20 years ago.
Two decades prior to now.
Hurricane Katrina will be old enough to drink this year.
:3
February 10, 2026 at 4:48 AM
age verification?
i actively quote Homestar Runner
i actively quote Homestar Runner
gamers are leaving Discord and moving to Datcord
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 AM
gamers are leaving Discord and moving to Datcord
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Still watch the opening montage of the Hard Drive Game Awards, once a week. Edited together by the masterful @garrykerls.bsky.social. Been thinking about the last few years at Hard Drive and how lucky I've been to work with some amazing people.
February 9, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Still watch the opening montage of the Hard Drive Game Awards, once a week. Edited together by the masterful @garrykerls.bsky.social. Been thinking about the last few years at Hard Drive and how lucky I've been to work with some amazing people.
the problem is i don't have a marijuana in my hand right now
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
the problem is i don't have a marijuana in my hand right now
aura farming ain't paying the bills like it used to, china hasn't bought american aura in months
February 9, 2026 at 5:24 PM
aura farming ain't paying the bills like it used to, china hasn't bought american aura in months
nothing funnier than a super bowl that accidentally exposes that football is boring
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
nothing funnier than a super bowl that accidentally exposes that football is boring
just emptied my checking account betting on the puppy bowl
February 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
just emptied my checking account betting on the puppy bowl
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what's the first thing you think of when you see this iconic start up?
February 6, 2026 at 5:14 AM
what's the first thing you think of when you see this iconic start up?
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What day/night will be the wildest Mario party on your island?
February 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
What day/night will be the wildest Mario party on your island?
what's the first thing you think of when you see this iconic start up?
February 6, 2026 at 5:14 AM
what's the first thing you think of when you see this iconic start up?
movies today: “how does this timeline affect the multiverse and spinoff tv show?”
movies when they were good: rat chef
movies when they were good: rat chef
February 4, 2026 at 3:43 AM
movies today: “how does this timeline affect the multiverse and spinoff tv show?”
movies when they were good: rat chef
movies when they were good: rat chef
Bill Gates sitting on top of the Epstein Files he's mentioned in
February 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Bill Gates sitting on top of the Epstein Files he's mentioned in
the library lowkey an exp farm
January 31, 2026 at 11:17 PM
the library lowkey an exp farm
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physical media inventory +16
wallet -$8
wallet -$8
January 28, 2026 at 4:06 AM
physical media inventory +16
wallet -$8
wallet -$8
omg shes having a sectional 🥹
From the Editorial Board: You don’t need to share the Vances’ political views to be happy for them.
Editorial: A baby at 1 Observatory Circle
A new life is a reason for hope, a moment that invites optimism about the future. We wish Usha and the Vance family well.
trib.al
January 27, 2026 at 5:10 AM
omg shes having a sectional 🥹