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If male bees can die after ejaculation then why can’t I?
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Still watch the opening montage of the Hard Drive Game Awards, once a week. Edited together by the masterful @garrykerls.bsky.social. Been thinking about the last few years at Hard Drive and how lucky I've been to work with some amazing people.
February 9, 2026 at 8:37 PM
the problem is i don't have a marijuana in my hand right now
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
aura farming ain't paying the bills like it used to, china hasn't bought american aura in months
February 9, 2026 at 5:24 PM
nothing funnier than a super bowl that accidentally exposes that football is boring
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
just emptied my checking account betting on the puppy bowl
February 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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what's the first thing you think of when you see this iconic start up?
February 6, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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What day/night will be the wildest Mario party on your island?
February 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
what's the first thing you think of when you see this iconic start up?
February 6, 2026 at 5:14 AM
movies today: “how does this timeline affect the multiverse and spinoff tv show?”

movies when they were good: rat chef
February 4, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Bill Gates sitting on top of the Epstein Files he's mentioned in
February 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
the library lowkey an exp farm
January 31, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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Catherine O’Hara SCTV thread

youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...
SCTV - Lola's Love Spirit
YouTube video by The Second City
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
physical media inventory +16
wallet -$8
January 28, 2026 at 4:06 AM
i forgot about the level in Assassins Creed: Black Flag where you have to lay off half the company's creative team
January 27, 2026 at 5:38 PM
omg shes having a sectional 🥹
January 27, 2026 at 5:10 AM
these guys blow
January 25, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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House Democrats Draft Incredibly Powerful Social Media Post hard-drive.net/house-democr...
January 24, 2026 at 6:22 PM
i know JD Vance is cooking up the most vile tweet about this
January 24, 2026 at 7:08 PM
sleet is snow’s estranged cousin that does the hard drugs
January 23, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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Ubisoft Stepping Away from Video Games to Focus On Laying Employees Off hard-drive.net/ubisoft-step...
January 22, 2026 at 3:01 PM
the viral 2-ingredient japanese cheesecake fucked my wife
January 20, 2026 at 5:33 AM
pip pip cheerio
The United Kingdom is considering banning X/Twitter, The Telegraph reports.

Concerns were raised after users utilized Grok, X’s AI chatbot, to digitally undress women and children.
January 8, 2026 at 11:03 PM
omg Mamdani just came into my apartment and fixed the squeaky spot on the hardwood
January 6, 2026 at 11:14 PM
just prepped a boss fight before bed for future me to do tomorrow. i’m gonna be such a good husband
January 6, 2026 at 5:26 AM
"We are the good guys" says man who looks like a Resident Evil tyrant
Fetterman on Fox & Friends: "America is a force of good, order, and democracy. And we are promoting these kinds of values. We are the good guys."
January 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM