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· Jul 5
If male bees can die after ejaculation then why can’t I?
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why pay thousands for a therapist when you could just have a very intense conversation with a green goblin mask?
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
why pay thousands for a therapist when you could just have a very intense conversation with a green goblin mask?
[date]
me: what do you do?
her: i'm an exterminator
me: i hope you were successful in your mission from the future
me: what do you do?
her: i'm an exterminator
me: i hope you were successful in your mission from the future
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
[date]
me: what do you do?
her: i'm an exterminator
me: i hope you were successful in your mission from the future
me: what do you do?
her: i'm an exterminator
me: i hope you were successful in your mission from the future
the impact this guy thinks he has is hysterical
finally, an upside to the ongoing scourge of political violence
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
the impact this guy thinks he has is hysterical
the 'salt' in Salt and Vinegar chips is a bit redundant, no?
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
the 'salt' in Salt and Vinegar chips is a bit redundant, no?
subway just offered me unlimited PTO (pickles, tomatoes, onions)
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
subway just offered me unlimited PTO (pickles, tomatoes, onions)
the top 5 crisis gotta be-
1. existential
2. mid-life
3. cuban missile
4. 2008 financial
5. dino
1. existential
2. mid-life
3. cuban missile
4. 2008 financial
5. dino
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
the top 5 crisis gotta be-
1. existential
2. mid-life
3. cuban missile
4. 2008 financial
5. dino
1. existential
2. mid-life
3. cuban missile
4. 2008 financial
5. dino
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
A beach makes you old
a lady is in the water
someone knocks on a cabin
what if there was a village?
and when the senses reach six
A beach makes you old
a lady is in the water
someone knocks on a cabin
what if there was a village?
and when the senses reach six
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
Everyone's Stupid But Doesn't Know It
Al Pacino Yells
We're Here For Their Money Not Yours
Maybe Love is Real
They Fucked With the Wrong Person
Everyone's Stupid But Doesn't Know It
Al Pacino Yells
We're Here For Their Money Not Yours
Maybe Love is Real
They Fucked With the Wrong Person
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
Billy Zane Has A Gun
How Can I Reach These Kids
Gift of The Magi
Little British Maids
Die Hard On A ______
Billy Zane Has A Gun
How Can I Reach These Kids
Gift of The Magi
Little British Maids
Die Hard On A ______
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
A beach makes you old
a lady is in the water
someone knocks on a cabin
what if there was a village?
and when the senses reach six
A beach makes you old
a lady is in the water
someone knocks on a cabin
what if there was a village?
and when the senses reach six
wait, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 Bill Clinton??
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
wait, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 Bill Clinton??
once i pull a rare reverse-holographic full-art pokemon card worth $25,000 its over for y'all
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
once i pull a rare reverse-holographic full-art pokemon card worth $25,000 its over for y'all
5 for $1 and the complete series of Deadwood counted as 1
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
5 for $1 and the complete series of Deadwood counted as 1
nothing is new anymore...
Vine is making a comeback as diVine, backed by former Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey.
The new app will feature over 10,000 classic archived Vines and will prohibit AI-generated content.
The new app will feature over 10,000 classic archived Vines and will prohibit AI-generated content.
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
nothing is new anymore...
purposefully burning out cuz i love that char taste 🤌
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
purposefully burning out cuz i love that char taste 🤌
john fetterman only got elected because he tricked gen z voters into thinking he was a Shrek dressed for pick-up basketball, and that really resonated with us at the time
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
john fetterman only got elected because he tricked gen z voters into thinking he was a Shrek dressed for pick-up basketball, and that really resonated with us at the time
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“It’s about a beach that makes you old. Can you believe it? That is one crazy beach!”
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“It’s about a beach that makes you old. Can you believe it? That is one crazy beach!”
i’m trying to get out of my small home town but i can’t find that damn HM Cut
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i’m trying to get out of my small home town but i can’t find that damn HM Cut
No Nut November is when you take a month to watch all the 'Ice Age' films
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
No Nut November is when you take a month to watch all the 'Ice Age' films
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Stephen King should write a story about an aged horror author who’s been cursed with eternal life only to be slowly tortured by watching the world devolve into the horrors he wrote about and all he can do it tweet about it
November 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Stephen King should write a story about an aged horror author who’s been cursed with eternal life only to be slowly tortured by watching the world devolve into the horrors he wrote about and all he can do it tweet about it
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"Well, Bloomberg won't return my calls anymore, so I can't afford the $10,000 buy-in, but I got this unused 'Mayor Cuomo' nameplate."
November 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"Well, Bloomberg won't return my calls anymore, so I can't afford the $10,000 buy-in, but I got this unused 'Mayor Cuomo' nameplate."
Wow! I did not have [THING THAT JUST HAPPENED] on my [THIS YEAR] bingo card!
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Wow! I did not have [THING THAT JUST HAPPENED] on my [THIS YEAR] bingo card!
why pay thousands for a therapist when you could just have a very intense conversation with a green goblin mask?
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
why pay thousands for a therapist when you could just have a very intense conversation with a green goblin mask?
Reposted by ~garry~
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
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Silksong players only think Bilewater is bad because of the name. If it was called Candy Town everyone would love it.
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Silksong players only think Bilewater is bad because of the name. If it was called Candy Town everyone would love it.
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news