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🏄♂️surfin’ the web🕸️ | words 4 @flagrantmag.com
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· Jul 5
If male bees can die after ejaculation then why can’t I?
my disappointment is immeasurable and my night is ruined
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
my disappointment is immeasurable and my night is ruined
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Tune in tomorrow from 11am-1pm EST to see me exploding as many Nazi testicles as possible in Sniper Elite 5 with a few of the wonderful hosts of @socialistshelf.bsky.social
Twitch.tv/harddrivemag
Donate to We Are Casa: tilt.fyi/D7hzTN0f5c
And as always:
FUCK ICE
Twitch.tv/harddrivemag
Donate to We Are Casa: tilt.fyi/D7hzTN0f5c
And as always:
FUCK ICE
This Friday we are spending the day doing the greatest activity known to man. We are killing Nazis and raising money for charity while we do it!
Join us all day for some fascist killing fun and help us raise money for We Are Casa.
See you there, and as always Fuck ICE
twitch.tv/harddrivemag
Join us all day for some fascist killing fun and help us raise money for We Are Casa.
See you there, and as always Fuck ICE
twitch.tv/harddrivemag
February 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Tune in tomorrow from 11am-1pm EST to see me exploding as many Nazi testicles as possible in Sniper Elite 5 with a few of the wonderful hosts of @socialistshelf.bsky.social
Twitch.tv/harddrivemag
Donate to We Are Casa: tilt.fyi/D7hzTN0f5c
And as always:
FUCK ICE
Twitch.tv/harddrivemag
Donate to We Are Casa: tilt.fyi/D7hzTN0f5c
And as always:
FUCK ICE
if my computer shutdown as often as our government I would've tossed it out and gotten a new one
February 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
if my computer shutdown as often as our government I would've tossed it out and gotten a new one
damn, they really paved paradise and put up a parking lot
February 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
damn, they really paved paradise and put up a parking lot
sorry i can’t do 1:30 that’s when i have my daily tummy ache
February 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
sorry i can’t do 1:30 that’s when i have my daily tummy ache
The Sound of Music is a bad name for a movie. That’s like calling a film “The Taste of Food”
February 11, 2026 at 4:27 AM
The Sound of Music is a bad name for a movie. That’s like calling a film “The Taste of Food”
i’m begging anyone in Hollywood to have an original idea
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
i’m begging anyone in Hollywood to have an original idea
age verification?
i actively quote Homestar Runner
i actively quote Homestar Runner
Age verification?
I own a Pikachu pedometer because my grandma didn't know what I meant when I said I wanted Pokemon Yellow Version.
I own a Pikachu pedometer because my grandma didn't know what I meant when I said I wanted Pokemon Yellow Version.
Age verification?
I was born while Hurricane Katrina was doing its thing.
20 years ago.
Two decades prior to now.
Hurricane Katrina will be old enough to drink this year.
:3
I was born while Hurricane Katrina was doing its thing.
20 years ago.
Two decades prior to now.
Hurricane Katrina will be old enough to drink this year.
:3
February 10, 2026 at 4:48 AM
age verification?
i actively quote Homestar Runner
i actively quote Homestar Runner
gamers are leaving Discord and moving to Datcord
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 AM
gamers are leaving Discord and moving to Datcord
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Still watch the opening montage of the Hard Drive Game Awards, once a week. Edited together by the masterful @garrykerls.bsky.social. Been thinking about the last few years at Hard Drive and how lucky I've been to work with some amazing people.
February 9, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Still watch the opening montage of the Hard Drive Game Awards, once a week. Edited together by the masterful @garrykerls.bsky.social. Been thinking about the last few years at Hard Drive and how lucky I've been to work with some amazing people.
the problem is i don't have a marijuana in my hand right now
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
the problem is i don't have a marijuana in my hand right now
aura farming ain't paying the bills like it used to, china hasn't bought american aura in months
February 9, 2026 at 5:24 PM
aura farming ain't paying the bills like it used to, china hasn't bought american aura in months
nothing funnier than a super bowl that accidentally exposes that football is boring
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
nothing funnier than a super bowl that accidentally exposes that football is boring
just emptied my checking account betting on the puppy bowl
February 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
just emptied my checking account betting on the puppy bowl
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what's the first thing you think of when you see this iconic start up?
February 6, 2026 at 5:14 AM
what's the first thing you think of when you see this iconic start up?
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What day/night will be the wildest Mario party on your island?
February 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
What day/night will be the wildest Mario party on your island?
what's the first thing you think of when you see this iconic start up?
February 6, 2026 at 5:14 AM
what's the first thing you think of when you see this iconic start up?
movies today: “how does this timeline affect the multiverse and spinoff tv show?”
movies when they were good: rat chef
movies when they were good: rat chef
February 4, 2026 at 3:43 AM
movies today: “how does this timeline affect the multiverse and spinoff tv show?”
movies when they were good: rat chef
movies when they were good: rat chef
Bill Gates sitting on top of the Epstein Files he's mentioned in
February 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Bill Gates sitting on top of the Epstein Files he's mentioned in
the library lowkey an exp farm
January 31, 2026 at 11:17 PM
the library lowkey an exp farm
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physical media inventory +16
wallet -$8
wallet -$8
January 28, 2026 at 4:06 AM
physical media inventory +16
wallet -$8
wallet -$8
omg shes having a sectional 🥹
From the Editorial Board: You don’t need to share the Vances’ political views to be happy for them.
Editorial: A baby at 1 Observatory Circle
A new life is a reason for hope, a moment that invites optimism about the future. We wish Usha and the Vance family well.
trib.al
January 27, 2026 at 5:10 AM
omg shes having a sectional 🥹
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House Democrats Draft Incredibly Powerful Social Media Post hard-drive.net/house-democr...
January 24, 2026 at 6:22 PM
House Democrats Draft Incredibly Powerful Social Media Post hard-drive.net/house-democr...