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If male bees can die after ejaculation then why can’t I?
my disappointment is immeasurable and my night is ruined
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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Tune in tomorrow from 11am-1pm EST to see me exploding as many Nazi testicles as possible in Sniper Elite 5 with a few of the wonderful hosts of @socialistshelf.bsky.social

Twitch.tv/harddrivemag

Donate to We Are Casa: tilt.fyi/D7hzTN0f5c

And as always:

FUCK ICE
This Friday we are spending the day doing the greatest activity known to man. We are killing Nazis and raising money for charity while we do it!

Join us all day for some fascist killing fun and help us raise money for We Are Casa.

See you there, and as always Fuck ICE

twitch.tv/harddrivemag
February 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
if my computer shutdown as often as our government I would've tossed it out and gotten a new one
February 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
damn, they really paved paradise and put up a parking lot
February 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
sorry i can’t do 1:30 that’s when i have my daily tummy ache
February 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
The Sound of Music is a bad name for a movie. That’s like calling a film “The Taste of Food”
February 11, 2026 at 4:27 AM
i’m begging anyone in Hollywood to have an original idea
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
age verification?

i actively quote Homestar Runner
Age verification?

I own a Pikachu pedometer because my grandma didn't know what I meant when I said I wanted Pokemon Yellow Version.
Age verification?

I was born while Hurricane Katrina was doing its thing.

20 years ago.

Two decades prior to now.

Hurricane Katrina will be old enough to drink this year.

:3
February 10, 2026 at 4:48 AM
gamers are leaving Discord and moving to Datcord
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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Still watch the opening montage of the Hard Drive Game Awards, once a week. Edited together by the masterful @garrykerls.bsky.social. Been thinking about the last few years at Hard Drive and how lucky I've been to work with some amazing people.
February 9, 2026 at 8:37 PM
the problem is i don't have a marijuana in my hand right now
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
aura farming ain't paying the bills like it used to, china hasn't bought american aura in months
February 9, 2026 at 5:24 PM
nothing funnier than a super bowl that accidentally exposes that football is boring
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
just emptied my checking account betting on the puppy bowl
February 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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what's the first thing you think of when you see this iconic start up?
February 6, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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What day/night will be the wildest Mario party on your island?
February 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
what's the first thing you think of when you see this iconic start up?
February 6, 2026 at 5:14 AM
movies today: “how does this timeline affect the multiverse and spinoff tv show?”

movies when they were good: rat chef
February 4, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Bill Gates sitting on top of the Epstein Files he's mentioned in
February 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
the library lowkey an exp farm
January 31, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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Catherine O’Hara SCTV thread

youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...
SCTV - Lola's Love Spirit
YouTube video by The Second City
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
physical media inventory +16
wallet -$8
January 28, 2026 at 4:06 AM
omg shes having a sectional 🥹
January 27, 2026 at 5:10 AM
these guys blow
January 25, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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House Democrats Draft Incredibly Powerful Social Media Post hard-drive.net/house-democr...
January 24, 2026 at 6:22 PM