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@garrykerls.bsky.social
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· Jul 5
If male bees can die after ejaculation then why can’t I?
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Leaked lines like “The cart’s not moving. Somebody get on it!” seem to strongly support the theorized plot details.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
February 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Leaked lines like “The cart’s not moving. Somebody get on it!” seem to strongly support the theorized plot details.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
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idk how the United States keeps getting picked up for another season when the reviews are awful
February 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
idk how the United States keeps getting picked up for another season when the reviews are awful
just started playing Hades, why didn’t you guys tell me this game kicks ass??
February 16, 2026 at 3:53 AM
just started playing Hades, why didn’t you guys tell me this game kicks ass??
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"But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have gone woke, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it."
February 15, 2026 at 9:49 AM
"But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have gone woke, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it."
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I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
February 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
crazy how everything in life is made up of protons, neutrons, and croutons
February 16, 2026 at 1:38 AM
crazy how everything in life is made up of protons, neutrons, and croutons
idk how the United States keeps getting picked up for another season when the reviews are awful
February 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
idk how the United States keeps getting picked up for another season when the reviews are awful
Conservatives always "facing backlash" and never "facing consequences"
every last conservative is a fucking pedophile holy shit www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
Erika Kirk Faces Backlash Over Alleged 'Inappropriate' Texts With A 15-Year-Old: 'Absolutely Vile'
Purported Texts Between Erika Kirk And A 15-Year-Old Go Viral Sparking Backlash And 'Grooming' Allegations
www.yahoo.com
February 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Conservatives always "facing backlash" and never "facing consequences"
every bluesky starter pack contains at least one holographic liberal
February 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
every bluesky starter pack contains at least one holographic liberal
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honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
Bill Maher is still on TV because he witnessed a high-up Hollywood producer murder somebody, right? i can’t think of any other reason
February 14, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Bill Maher is still on TV because he witnessed a high-up Hollywood producer murder somebody, right? i can’t think of any other reason
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the older i get the more i envy him
September 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
the older i get the more i envy him
you know who’s not in the epstein files?
February 14, 2026 at 3:23 PM
you know who’s not in the epstein files?
i'm starting to think olympic athletes only want to go to the olympics to have sex with eachother
February 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
i'm starting to think olympic athletes only want to go to the olympics to have sex with eachother
my disappointment is immeasurable and my night is ruined
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
my disappointment is immeasurable and my night is ruined
damn, they really paved paradise and put up a parking lot
February 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
damn, they really paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Sound of Music is a bad name for a movie. That’s like calling a film “The Taste of Food”
February 11, 2026 at 4:27 AM
The Sound of Music is a bad name for a movie. That’s like calling a film “The Taste of Food”
i’m begging anyone in Hollywood to have an original idea
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
i’m begging anyone in Hollywood to have an original idea
age verification?
i actively quote Homestar Runner
i actively quote Homestar Runner
Age verification?
I own a Pikachu pedometer because my grandma didn't know what I meant when I said I wanted Pokemon Yellow Version.
I own a Pikachu pedometer because my grandma didn't know what I meant when I said I wanted Pokemon Yellow Version.
Age verification?
I was born while Hurricane Katrina was doing its thing.
20 years ago.
Two decades prior to now.
Hurricane Katrina will be old enough to drink this year.
:3
I was born while Hurricane Katrina was doing its thing.
20 years ago.
Two decades prior to now.
Hurricane Katrina will be old enough to drink this year.
:3
February 10, 2026 at 4:48 AM
age verification?
i actively quote Homestar Runner
i actively quote Homestar Runner
gamers are leaving Discord and moving to Datcord
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 AM
gamers are leaving Discord and moving to Datcord
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Still watch the opening montage of the Hard Drive Game Awards, once a week. Edited together by the masterful @garrykerls.bsky.social. Been thinking about the last few years at Hard Drive and how lucky I've been to work with some amazing people.
February 9, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Still watch the opening montage of the Hard Drive Game Awards, once a week. Edited together by the masterful @garrykerls.bsky.social. Been thinking about the last few years at Hard Drive and how lucky I've been to work with some amazing people.
the problem is i don't have a marijuana in my hand right now
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
the problem is i don't have a marijuana in my hand right now
aura farming ain't paying the bills like it used to, china hasn't bought american aura in months
February 9, 2026 at 5:24 PM
aura farming ain't paying the bills like it used to, china hasn't bought american aura in months
nothing funnier than a super bowl that accidentally exposes that football is boring
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
nothing funnier than a super bowl that accidentally exposes that football is boring
just emptied my checking account betting on the puppy bowl
February 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
just emptied my checking account betting on the puppy bowl