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If male bees can die after ejaculation then why can’t I?
Fortnite won't stop until every beloved character from your youth has been rendered throwing grenades, firing machine guns, and dancing on the corpses of their fallen enemies
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Fortnite won't stop until every beloved character from your youth has been rendered throwing grenades, firing machine guns, and dancing on the corpses of their fallen enemies
in anticipation for this interview, Jimmy Fallon used ChatGPT to write his monologues for the past 7 years
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
in anticipation for this interview, Jimmy Fallon used ChatGPT to write his monologues for the past 7 years
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Benito Mussolini [1929] (colorized)
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Benito Mussolini [1929] (colorized)
Benito Mussolini [1929] (colorized)
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Benito Mussolini [1929] (colorized)
if i were trapped as an anthropomorphic kitchen utensil in a cursed castle learning a big show-stopping broadway number doesn’t sound like the worst way to pass the time
December 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
if i were trapped as an anthropomorphic kitchen utensil in a cursed castle learning a big show-stopping broadway number doesn’t sound like the worst way to pass the time
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I have to say: football posts suck. Not funny. Just always exasperated. Hate when I get tricked into reading one. Makes me glad I don’t watch football because no one can even complain about it in a funny way.
In conclusion: PEE YEW
In conclusion: PEE YEW
I don’t watch basketball but goddamn I love basketball posting. Sincerely. Best sports posts hands down.
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I have to say: football posts suck. Not funny. Just always exasperated. Hate when I get tricked into reading one. Makes me glad I don’t watch football because no one can even complain about it in a funny way.
In conclusion: PEE YEW
In conclusion: PEE YEW
iPhone: Allow Location Services?
me: only once
narrator: it was, in fact, the 487th time
me: only once
narrator: it was, in fact, the 487th time
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
iPhone: Allow Location Services?
me: only once
narrator: it was, in fact, the 487th time
me: only once
narrator: it was, in fact, the 487th time
KPop Demon Hunters is short for Korean Popular Music Demon Hunters
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
KPop Demon Hunters is short for Korean Popular Music Demon Hunters
Bobs Burgers is better than The Simpsons
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Bobs Burgers is better than The Simpsons
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Health Concerns Grow After Professor Oak Forgets Grandson’s Name Again
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Health Concerns Grow After Professor Oak Forgets Grandson’s Name Again
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sam worhitngton has starred in two of the highest grossing movies of all time and nobody knows who he is
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
sam worhitngton has starred in two of the highest grossing movies of all time and nobody knows who he is
fog is just clouds that got lost
December 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
fog is just clouds that got lost
yo this bars got cottage cheese on tap!
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
yo this bars got cottage cheese on tap!
coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just about as good as you would expect a recently released caged man would be doing
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just about as good as you would expect a recently released caged man would be doing
Empire is the best Star Wars because halfway through a fucking Muppet shows up
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Empire is the best Star Wars because halfway through a fucking Muppet shows up
so apparently i “ruined” thanksgiving because the baja blast pie from taco bell i brought put grandma into a “diabetic coma”
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
so apparently i “ruined” thanksgiving because the baja blast pie from taco bell i brought put grandma into a “diabetic coma”
that should cover it
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
that should cover it
will this finally be the season of stranger things where mike finds out his dad is beetlejuice
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
will this finally be the season of stranger things where mike finds out his dad is beetlejuice