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Where have all the cowboys gone?
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I'm not taking a nap, I just remembered that I'm not done sleeping from before.
March 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I'm not taking a nap, I just remembered that I'm not done sleeping from before.
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Start the day the way I do. Angry at the general audacity.
February 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Start the day the way I do. Angry at the general audacity.
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I am the cumulative result of a life lived doing things that no one else was around to stop me from doing
January 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I am the cumulative result of a life lived doing things that no one else was around to stop me from doing
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I bet Jesus comes back to save TikTok
January 19, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I bet Jesus comes back to save TikTok
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Tips for finding the right guy. Ladies, if you are interested in a fella, ask him how many swords he owns. You want the answer to be somewhere in the neighborhood of zero.
January 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Tips for finding the right guy. Ladies, if you are interested in a fella, ask him how many swords he owns. You want the answer to be somewhere in the neighborhood of zero.
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learning to walk again after sitting on the toilet for too long
December 29, 2024 at 4:07 AM
learning to walk again after sitting on the toilet for too long
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what if my dog had to wear a sleep apnea mask?
December 19, 2024 at 3:57 AM
what if my dog had to wear a sleep apnea mask?
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i saw mommy spitting in Santa Claus' mouth
December 4, 2024 at 7:58 PM
i saw mommy spitting in Santa Claus' mouth
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"last one in's a rotten egg!" I yell before hopping off the bridge and executing a perfect cannonball directly into traffic
December 11, 2024 at 3:41 AM
"last one in's a rotten egg!" I yell before hopping off the bridge and executing a perfect cannonball directly into traffic
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I love to sleep, but hate to go to bed.
December 3, 2024 at 2:54 AM
I love to sleep, but hate to go to bed.
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I hope to eat so much this week that I die 👍
November 25, 2024 at 4:28 AM
I hope to eat so much this week that I die 👍
I saw my stepdad kissing Santa Claus.
November 21, 2024 at 2:25 AM
I saw my stepdad kissing Santa Claus.
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Braking hard after someone cuts me off and my hand instinctively reaches out to protect my rotisserie chicken
November 20, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Braking hard after someone cuts me off and my hand instinctively reaches out to protect my rotisserie chicken
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Your freestyle dance moves are destroying this family
November 20, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Your freestyle dance moves are destroying this family
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They should invent a staying up late that doesnt guarantee less sleep
November 19, 2024 at 12:01 AM
They should invent a staying up late that doesnt guarantee less sleep
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They should invent a plant that screams when It's thirsty
November 16, 2024 at 1:40 PM
They should invent a plant that screams when It's thirsty
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I really need to come up with a better excuse for canceling plans than “I’m still looking for the Loch Ness monster.”
November 16, 2024 at 3:30 PM
I really need to come up with a better excuse for canceling plans than “I’m still looking for the Loch Ness monster.”
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Here's a nuclear block for MAGA where you can block in one step. Subscribe and, poof, they'll disappear.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 11, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Here's a nuclear block for MAGA where you can block in one step. Subscribe and, poof, they'll disappear.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Spotify Wrapped could fix me.
November 17, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Spotify Wrapped could fix me.
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If civil war breaks out, meet me at the library.
November 16, 2024 at 2:27 PM
If civil war breaks out, meet me at the library.
Come on Spotify Wrapped, we need you.
November 17, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Come on Spotify Wrapped, we need you.
The vibe, indeed, is in shambles.
November 15, 2024 at 7:12 AM
The vibe, indeed, is in shambles.
A guy told me once that he put ‘all the things she said’ by t.A.T.u in the queue 20 times on the touch tunes jukebox at a bar and that was one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
November 15, 2024 at 4:08 AM
A guy told me once that he put ‘all the things she said’ by t.A.T.u in the queue 20 times on the touch tunes jukebox at a bar and that was one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
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*noise from inhaling vape*
murderer: oh there he is
murderer: oh there he is
November 14, 2024 at 12:48 PM
*noise from inhaling vape*
murderer: oh there he is
murderer: oh there he is