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Michael Bowser
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Colorado nerd/artist/hermit. He/him. 🏳️‍🌈
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Me when I see someone wearing an N7 hoodie in public
May 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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"the parade organizers made rentals orders of vintage guns, rifles, period piece helmets, and other hardware and outfits from industry prop houses on the West Coast." Literal military cosplay to show the might of the US army by way of Hollywood props, lmao. Sad.
The Trump Connection: White House Takeover Of Army Birthday Celebration Proves Boon To Hollywood Prop Houses
The poignant display of US military might in DC today on Trump's birthday comes with a Hollywood connection
deadline.com
June 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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April 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Ugh bring back design.
The Mini-Car trolley was originally designed by Peter Ghyczy

The television is the Studio 1205 by ITT Schaub-Lorenz (1973)

Ilse-Bild und Ton, Programm 8, 1975/76 Katalog, Germany
April 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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March 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado.

11,000 people showed up.

Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.
Overflow crowd for Bernie/AOC rally in Greeley, CO — the small one today, big one is in Denver later
March 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I kinda think it was the weasel in the Hadron Collider after all.
What do yall think was the nexus event that created this branch in the timeline?
I’m torn between the Cats movie and when people were licking gallons of ice cream in the grocery store and putting it back.
March 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Find a way to give me Elon Musk's money and 1) i will disappear from the public eye and 2) a lot of things will start happening that are delightful, strange, or both.

Also 3) A vast swathe of legal personnel will have stable salaries to answer my questions and do whatever else they want.
If I get super rich I'm gonna buy the rights to all the game franchises that these fools have just sat on while doing nothing for years and decades(Hi, EA) and get those damn sequels made nice and proper with tons of lead time, devs in charge & bean counters not allowed to speak during office hours
If I ever get super rich, I'm going to create a Dante's Inferno animatronic park featuring things like politicians buried up their necks in excrement.
February 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
February 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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The idea that story-driven games aren’t replayable is so strange to me. I eventually bounce off every multiplayer game because I get bored, but I go back to story games again and again just like rewatching a favorite movie, or to experience something new
February 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Oh hey it’s the year of the snake! Here’s a drawing of a snake I made.
February 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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okay but you aren’t

again, you could be shutting down all senate business by denying every single unanimous consent request, you could be down at Treasury with cameras, you could be doing something other than issuing strongly worded statements

your actions have to match what’s happening
No one elected Elon Musk.

As Donald Trump allows Musk to access people’s personal information and shut down government funding, Republicans in Washington will also own the consequences.

We must do everything in our power to push back and protect people from harm.
February 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.

Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk's Government Takeover
Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.
www.wired.com
February 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Anxiety is the lies you tell yourself and the lies other people told you to keep you weak.

Seek community. Attend meetings. It's essential to survival and sanity. There are others like you.

When love is good, it's very easy. It's not supposed to be difficult, conditional, or transactional.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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i think someone should uhhh (trying hard to remember the rules on this site) take elon musk to luigi’s mansion
January 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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this sort of naked cynicism is jarring, but you’re going to see more of it because this is how kleptocracy works. it makes groveling and sycophancy the rational choice, because it will very often be rewarded.
January 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Weeee
January 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming.
January 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Theodosius Magnus, Fortunatus, Augustus, et Pius, who has 14 PhDs and uses every single one of them to commit horrifying crimes, would be one of those Michael Crichton extremely sciency thrillers
January 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Asteria is the kind of self help books that advise using cyanide to get your way.
January 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Emmaline is approximately a thousand years old and is the cat equivalent of your 95 year old meemaw who lives on liquor, cigarettes, spite, and a comprehensive knowledge of family blackmail material going back 85 years. She would be southern Gothic.
January 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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every day some company is like "announcement! we have decided that the boot tastes great, actually. we're so excited to be licking it. have you tried this boot? it's way better than a rainbow logo, which is in the toilet now,"
January 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Goth af.
In winter through early spring, you can sometimes find unspoiled, still-bright groundcherries sitting in the latticed remnants of their husks, like hearts suspended in paper ribcages
January 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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BEING INVITED TO NOTHING: I’m ever so lonely and nobody cares about me at all

BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people
January 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM