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Stories, jokes, and memes (mostly memes) about Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and the other games of BioWare. Not affiliated with BioWare or EA, can't offer tech support.
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Being dead will do that to you
An image of Renegade Shepard with full scarring and red eyes. The text reads 'sorry if I seem weird, it's just the past few years have reshaped my entire personality'.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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No one:

Dragon Age II:
An image of Alucard from Hellsing. The text reads 'I'm bisexual which means you're all at risk'.
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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What happens on the Normandy...
A scene from The Predator (2018). In the top panel, a scientist asks 'You wanna know if someone fucked an alien?' The scientist in the bottom panel simply replies 'Yeah.'
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Mass Effect fans the day after N7 Day
The 'depressed man' meme in which a guy is sitting alone at a table, on a large swing chair, and in his back garden looking forlorn.
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Kasumi in Donovon Hock's vault with text reading "just bc I break into your house doesn't mean imma take something, maybe I just want to look around damn."
July 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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The alien crabs on Virmire just minding their own business when Shepard visits
An image of a skeleton in a fiery explosion.
July 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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From left to right, an image of Jack, Shepard, and Miranda with text reading 'You can just comment "you two look nice" on a photo of 3 people. It's free and legal'.
July 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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A picture of Joker and EDI with text which reads "I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny".
July 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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An image of Kai Leng with text reading "I hope this email kills us both".
July 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Text reading: HR: Please complete this anonymous survey about your manager's performance. Completely confidential. Followed by 'Manager next morning' and a picture of Renegade Shepard with glowing red eyes.
July 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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More like 111 times
An image of a person saying 'You've finished that game like ten times already' while trying to drag another person away from Mass Effect Legendary Edition who's saying 'but not eleven times'.
July 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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An image of Commander Shepard in their quarters on the Normandy with model ships on the walls and the husk head from Dr. Bryson's lab. The text reads 'hey babe sorry I have so many curious and relics scattered around my room'.
July 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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The Despicable Me board meme. With text from panel 1-4 reading: 1. Play Mass Effect again 2. Set out to make different choices and romance another love interest 3. Make all of the same choices you usuallyy do and romance the same character 4. Make all of the same choices you usuallyy do and romance the same character
July 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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How 'play Mass Effect again' is looking at me at 3 AM on a workday
An image of Ana de Armas on a beach gazing into the camera.
July 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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A header with text reading 'Shepard recruiting Archangel and Tali after being dead for two years' followed by an image of a woman entering a room and saying 'All right, you guys, I'm ready to be your friend again'.
July 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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An image of Sara Ryder and text which reads 'Do you ever find yourself in situations at work where you think I am not old enough to be involved in these kinds of problems I am just a 26 year old teenage girl'.
July 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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When you're getting ready for the Citadel DLC in Mass Effect 3 after a really bad Suicide Mission run in Mass Effect 2
An image from Blackadder with text reading 'I'm going to have a party, and no one's invited but me'.
July 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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An image of Jack and Miranda's fight in Mass Effect 2 followed by an image from the Hunchback of Notre Dame with Frolio saying "look at that disgusting display" to which Phoebus salutes and says "yes sir!" enthusiastically.
July 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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An image with text reading "Your package will be delivered today" and "Me all day" followed by a picture of Shepard gazing out a window at the start of Mass Effect.
July 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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An image of Commander Shepard looking at their model ship collection with text which reads 'Who knew the apocalypse was going to be this slow and expensive.'
July 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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At the top: An image of Joker sitting casually with text reading 'When your phone shows you an ad for something you've bought before'. In the middle: Joker arching her brow with text which reads 'When your phone shows you an ad for something you've talked about'. At the bottom: A picture of Joker looking wide-eyed and text reading 'When your phone shows you an ad for something you've only thought about'.
July 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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An image of The Illusive Man smoking with text that reads 'If you're pure of heart cigarettes actually aren't bad for you'.
July 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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An image of Sara Ryder in Mass Effect Andromeda surrounded by sleeping pods on the Hyperion with text reading 'So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life and wake up exhausted and aching'.
July 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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An image of Commander Shepard at their private email terminal on the Normandy with text which reads 'Hi! I hope this email finds you in another dimension where none of t his is happening and everything is fine'.
July 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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An image of Sara Ryder and Lexi T'Perro in Mass Effect Andromeda with text reading 'You're single, I'm single. You know what that means? Nobody wants us'.
June 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM