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Stories, jokes, and memes (mostly memes) about Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and the other games of BioWare. Not affiliated with BioWare or EA, can't offer tech support.
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An image of Zevran in Dragon Age Origins. The text reads, "why the fuck would you ask me if I'm fine. Have you seen me? I'm fine as hell."
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Commander Shepard at the end of Mass Effect 3 walking towards the beam of light on the Citadel. The text reads, "I'm giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept".
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Sten in Dragon Age: Origins. The text reads "are those feelings get them away from me".
February 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Jack in the cargo hold of the Normandy in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "I'm sorry, you must be a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory'.
February 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Morinth in Mass Effect 2. The text reads 'The first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself'.
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Dorian in Dragon Age Inquisition. The text reads 'good news everyone, I'm beautiful'.
February 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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When you send Shepard to the Bahak System on a stealth mission
An image of Admiral Hackett with Shepard lurking behind him. The text reads: [sighs internally] [sighs externally] [sighs eternally]
February 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Hawke and Dragon Age 2's companions. The text reads 'do you ever look at your friends like "ah yes, I'm so glad these losers are mine".'
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Joker sitting in his chair in the Normandy's cockpit. The text reads 'I do fun things all the time, for example, right now I'm sitting'.
January 31, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Dorian Pavus in Dragon Age Inquistion. The text reads: 'Graduation speech *Points to person*: fuck you *Points to person*: fuck you *Points to person*: fuck you *Points to crush*: fuck me *Points to person*: fuck you *Points to person*: fuck you *Points to person*: fuck you'
January 30, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Commander Shepard pointing a gun. The text reads '"fuck it" tends to be the last thought running through my mind before making any final decisions.'
January 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Morrigan in Dragon Age Origins. The text reads "You've heard of sweet summer child, now get ready for... salty winter adult."
January 28, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Shepard telling Joker to evacuate the Normandy SR1 at the start of Mass Effect 2. The text reads "Houston I have so many problems".
January 27, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Varric with the dwarf Bianca. The text reads 'you're important to me you piece of shit'.
January 26, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Batarians in Mass Effect. The text reads "what do you call a sphere full of idiots? Earth."
January 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Hawke, Varric, and Isabela in Dragon Age II. The text reads "true friends don't judge eahc other. They judge other people. Together."
January 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Commander Shepard. The text reads 'don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.'
January 23, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Me watching the population of the galaxy decline in Mass Effect 3
A scence from The Traitors UK in which a contestant says "Honestly, it is crazy how quickly the number's going down."
January 22, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Same Mako, same.
An image of the Mako superimposed over a man says "I have no idea what I'm doing but I know I'm doing it really, really well".
January 21, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of a man holding a massive stack of Uno cards. The text reads "draw 182 or make different choices on your next Mass Effect playthrough".
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of the Inqusitior making a decision in DAI. Solas, Iron Bull, and Cole all disapprove of the Inquisitor's decision. The text reads "when someone disagrees with me it's like wow, anti-intellectualism really is on the rise".
January 19, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Anyone in the galaxy: tries to tell off Shepard

Shepard:
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Haestrom in Mass Effect 2 with the planet's harsh sun visible in the background. The text reads "What? No, I'm not a vampire. Watch, I can literally go in the sun ( -1hp) (-1hp) (-1hp) (-1hp) (-1hp) (-1hp) (-1hp) (-1hp) (-1hp)(-1hp) (-1hp) (-1hp)"
January 16, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Me at the end of Mass Effect with 9,999,999 credits and nothing to spend it on
A woman sitting with her arms folded on the floor in front of a large pile of cash looking distinctly unimpressed.
January 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM