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BioWare Problems
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Stories, jokes, and memes (mostly memes) about Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and the other games of BioWare. Not affiliated with BioWare or EA, can't offer tech support.
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How I look at people doing last minute Christmas shopping when they're getting in the way of my last minute Christmas shopping
An image of Renegade Shepard with red glowing eyes.
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Game studio: We've announced our new game!

Fans: Great, when is it coming out?

Game studio:
An image of a woman looking towards the camera and saying 'I'll see you again in 25 years'.
December 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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An image of Shepard and Liara holding hands in the Commander's apartment on the Citadel. The text reads 'crazy how through all of this I'm still horny. The human spirit is unbreakable'.
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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When your love interest disapproves of a choice you make so you reload an earlier save
An image of Jonathan Frakes in Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction with text reading "No", "Wrong", "It never happened", "It's a total fabrication", and so on.
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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When you realise that the synthesis ending is what you spent the entire first game fighting Saren to prevent
A reaction image of a shocked looking woman.
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Jack in cryo stasis on Purgatory. The text reads, "oh, so when other people go outside it's 'good for their health' and 'highly recommended', it's only when I do it that it's a 'containment breach' and a 'high-level threat to public safety and security', huh?"
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Commander Shepard speaking to the Citadel Council. The text reads, "There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the cancelled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?"
December 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Me giving the companions Feastday gifts as soon as possible in Origins
An image of Alistair in Dragon Age Origins with the Grey Warden doll.
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Solas depicted as the Dread Wolf. The text reads 'He stared at her with what was probably a normal amount of eyes', to which another poster replied 'probably.'
December 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Council in ME3: You were right about the Reapers, Shepard

Me:
An image of Britney Spears. The text reads 'I only accept apologies in cash'.
December 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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How I feel doing pull ups with Jacob during the Citadel DLC
An image of an elderly, overweight man attempting to lift heavy weights.
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Shepard and Morinth. The text reads 'letting my wife kill me during sex does not make me a bottom or a sub. It simply means I love my wife'.
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Companions in BioWare games who've been with the player character over several titles/years and still don't know their first name
An image of three people in a black and white movie. One of the characters says 'Woman, demon, countess, or whatever the hell you are...'
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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can't believe we've been having video games as art discourse again when we've had this since 2010
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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An image of Hawke and Uncle Gamlen. The text reads 'I grew up in a poor family. We didn't have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.'
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Me finding out what happened to Skyhold when the Inquisition left
The depressed man meme.
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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POV: A Hawke who romanced Anders
An image of a dog labelled 'Anders' gazing towards the camera while in the background there's a fire on a lake labelled 'The Chantry'.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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My Qunari Rook just hanging out with his companions
A few Star Wars actors standing next to an abnormally tall person.
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Me being dragged back to all of the galactic extinction war stuff after playing Citadel
An image of four policemen carrying an arrested Santa Claus down a street.
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Hawke. The text reads 'Keeping me alive is like a fucked up tamagotchi. A traumagotchi, if you will'.
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Playing RPGs when your squadmates have radically different views and you're trying to be everyone's friend
An image of a woman navigating a laser field.
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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An image of the Inquisitor and Solas in Skyhold next to the painting in the tower. The text reads: '[observing someone's obsessive passion project] wow I really like whatever's wrong with that guy'
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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My Qunari Inquisitor trying to eavesdrop on Orlesian nobles at the Winter Palace
An image of a man 'hiding' behind a narrow pole that doesn't block the view of him at all.
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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The Normandy landing on Tuchanka
An image of a fancy car on a dirt road in a dilapidated area.
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Thank god you can reload the save
An image of Shepard and Liara. The text over Shepard reads 'I told my girlfriend NO the other day. I felt so sick afterwards, may I never do that ever again'.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM