Edgar Allan Poester
@hauntedham.bsky.social
Strangely non expiring deli staple
Extremely mid skooter
He/Him
Extremely mid skooter
He/Him
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Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
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First they have Street Fighter burgers, now they have Evo Moment #37 pizza slices?
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
First they have Street Fighter burgers, now they have Evo Moment #37 pizza slices?
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the thing about extreme content in video games is that the most appalling taboo porn game on the internet is still more artstically valid and has more reason to exist than Roblox
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
the thing about extreme content in video games is that the most appalling taboo porn game on the internet is still more artstically valid and has more reason to exist than Roblox
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*Turns on the TV, sees a movie on, checks the calendar, points at screen*
Christmas movie!
Christmas movie!
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
*Turns on the TV, sees a movie on, checks the calendar, points at screen*
Christmas movie!
Christmas movie!
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As we celebrate Awareness Month, please share this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone.
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
As we celebrate Awareness Month, please share this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone.
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
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Me pretending to try and find the source of a smell someone noticed when it was me (I just ripped ass)
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Me pretending to try and find the source of a smell someone noticed when it was me (I just ripped ass)
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Goods is too modest. They should be called baked greats.
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Goods is too modest. They should be called baked greats.
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If I'm playing a video game with melee weapons and the weapon shatters after 20 swings, I'm turning that game off.
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If I'm playing a video game with melee weapons and the weapon shatters after 20 swings, I'm turning that game off.
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ME: well well well if it isnt the Diarrhea Brothers
*the Diarrhea Brothers move into frame and are revealed to be minipan and stripey*
*the Diarrhea Brothers move into frame and are revealed to be minipan and stripey*
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
ME: well well well if it isnt the Diarrhea Brothers
*the Diarrhea Brothers move into frame and are revealed to be minipan and stripey*
*the Diarrhea Brothers move into frame and are revealed to be minipan and stripey*
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I am being reminded of the story of Grady and the Poop-flail.
Once upon a time, our cat ate a long piece of tinsel because cats are like little jumping toddlers with claws.
The tinsel went in the one end and came out the other in a long unbroken strand.
But not all the way.
Once upon a time, our cat ate a long piece of tinsel because cats are like little jumping toddlers with claws.
The tinsel went in the one end and came out the other in a long unbroken strand.
But not all the way.
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I am being reminded of the story of Grady and the Poop-flail.
Once upon a time, our cat ate a long piece of tinsel because cats are like little jumping toddlers with claws.
The tinsel went in the one end and came out the other in a long unbroken strand.
But not all the way.
Once upon a time, our cat ate a long piece of tinsel because cats are like little jumping toddlers with claws.
The tinsel went in the one end and came out the other in a long unbroken strand.
But not all the way.
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Just got a new TV with audio smoothing and wow it’s a game changer. Gilbert Gottfried’s voice sounds so sweet and mellifluous!
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Just got a new TV with audio smoothing and wow it’s a game changer. Gilbert Gottfried’s voice sounds so sweet and mellifluous!
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its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
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The Day of Eat is upon us! Be cleansed at the altar of Chalchihuihtotolin, the Jeweled Foul!Bathe in the gravy of purification!
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The Day of Eat is upon us! Be cleansed at the altar of Chalchihuihtotolin, the Jeweled Foul!Bathe in the gravy of purification!
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Happy thanksgiving, gang
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Happy thanksgiving, gang
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how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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