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tiny.baby
lol this is what they fired him for saying
He added about Kirk, “He’s been one of the most divisive, especially divisive younger figures in this, who is constantly sort of pushing this sort of hate speech or sort of aimed at certain groups. And I always go back to, hateful thoughts lead to hateful words, which then lead to hateful actions. And I think that is the environment we are in. You can’t stop with these sort of awful thoughts you have and then saying these awful words and not expect awful actions to take place. And that’s the unfortunate environment we are in.”
September 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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elisarockdoc.com
I don't have two wolves inside me. I have a wolf, a sheep, and a bag of grain, and only two of them can cross the river at the same time
August 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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padresj.bsky.social
Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star.

PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇
May 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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packbenpack.bsky.social
They should just fully lean into this. I wanna hear Greebo say "wet-ass pussy." Let me hear Yoda speaking perfect Patois. Give me Watto singing Rap God.
ethangach.bsky.social AmericanTruckSongs10 @ethangach.bsky.social · May 16
It looks like Fortnite players have already gotten AI Darth Vader to say fuck
May 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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hellavarawr.bsky.social
May 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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joshkovensky.bsky.social
For your enjoyment: here is Secretary of Education Linda McMahon talking about implementing AI in schools, but pronouncing it "A1," as in "A1 Steak Sauce"

www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...
April 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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caylen.bsky.social
todays my birthday.

it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails
December 20, 2024 at 3:31 AM
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ben9311.bsky.social
December 9, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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buck14k.bsky.social
a hobby lobby manager lies on the floor next to the register, in a pool of his own blood. next to him, an open notebook titled "customer complaint log, store #4657"

three spent bullet casings lie on the ground, each inscribed with a single handwritten word

"live"
"laugh"
"love"
December 6, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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rusty.todayintabs.com
Everybody’s getting their jokes off but The Daily Mail somehow made the funniest video
December 6, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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steinkobbe.bsky.social
All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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andipshit.bsky.social
GUYS I FOUND HIM
A fluffy black dog with a white muzzle. The white muzzle and black nose makes it look like a one eyed soot demon An alternate angle of the eyeball dog
November 23, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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anylaurie16.bsky.social
This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
November 14, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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lukeplunkett.com
i had a worst-case scenario for star wars mapped out in my head when disney bought it, and everything that has actually happened has been so much worse
November 10, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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shrugdealer.bsky.social
Normal vegetables: you must store us at the right temperature, in the right humidity, or we will spoil and rot in no time. Potatos: WHERE'S THE FUCKING SOIL [Photo of a potato with roots reaching out everywhere from the shelf it's stored on]
September 16, 2023 at 5:23 PM
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wilddog.bsky.social
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
www.cnn.com
October 15, 2009 at 6:56 PM
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kesswylie.kess.co
Had to bring the one good thing from twitter this week to here
October 17, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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clairewillett.bsky.social
okay here’s the fish funeral story for everyone who missed it when it blew up six years ago
Tweet screencap: @clairewillett WAIT OKAY THIS IS MY BEST ONE okay so l used to have this beta fish named Leonard Cohen who lived in a bowl on my desk he was the only pet I had in my 20s I switched jobs and took him with me and then like a month into my new job he died, and I MELTED DOWN 1/3 7:32 PM • Oct 10, 2018 Tweet screencap @clairewillett my mom was dying and I was like super over-attached to this fish and it was like a whole thing so my really nice coworkers were like "do you want to have a funeral for the fish" and I said yes, all sobbing and sniffling like a wreck so we all trooped into the restroom 2/ 7:34 PM • Oct 10, 2018 Tweet screencap @clairewillett and we crammed into the handicapped stall and my boss gently dumped the fish in the toilet and was like "would you like me to say a few words" and I said yes and she was like "here lies Leonard Cohen, he was a good fish who brought joy into a lot of lives..." 3/4 7:35 PM • Oct 10, 2018 Tweet screencap @clairewillett so l'm like sobbing into my coworkers shoulders as all 4 of them go around in a circle and one by one they each say something nice about my dead fish and then suddenly we hear a voice from the next stall go "what the FUCK is going on????" 7:37 PM • Oct 10, 2018
October 6, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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alexdecampi.bsky.social
Today you need to know two things.

1) There is a short fic on AO3 called “Gritty Kills Tony Stark,” and

2) Tumblr user @ starblightbindery bound a book version of it that is a work of ART: www.tumblr.com/starblightbi...

(Part 1/2)
A book bound in ORANGE FUR with a gold guillotine pin. It looks like a malevolent orange tribble, but you want to touch it. It is sitting on a piece of blue fabric with a subtle print of stars. The title page of the fuzzy orange book! The page is white, square, snd says “Gritty kills Tony Stark” in fancy fonts. The glorious endpapers of this glorious book feature black silhouettes on an orange background of people holding up anticapitalist signs, including Gritty whose sign says “There are no good billionaires” The fuzzy orange book is open to a spread, where artfully designed text says “I am a good guy,” Tony snapped up at the hairy orange beacon of anti-fascism and Pennsylvania hockey. “I am one of the Avengers!”
September 13, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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dbeecher.bsky.social
A level of pettiness to which we can all aspire. Resident of Seaside, California was ordered to build a fence to hide from view the boat he parks next to his house. He complied.
Fence across a driveway next to a small home with a chimney. The top of a small motorboat protrudes above the fence line. A mural covering the entire fence exactly replicates the appearance of the boat that lies 'hidden' behind it.
May 9, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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dexanderson.com
this story from today's Ask A Manager is killing me
2. The union Wasn’t me but a guy I knew. He was a fan of certain “mind altering vegetation,” as was his coworker. He agreed to sell some to his coworker and soon became “the guy” at the auto repair place. One of the managers noticed him always having quick little chats with his coworkers and ran in the complete wrong direction with it and thought my friend was trying to organize a union and he (the manager) was going to stop that. So my friend was terrified he was going to get fired until he realized that retaliating against him for selling pot was totally legal but retaliating against him for pro-union activity wasn’t. And so, to protect himself from being fired for being mistaken as a union organizer, he organized a union.
March 18, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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edzitron.com
Really enjoyed the Microsoft copilot ad where a guy asks ChatGPT for a logo for his truck shop and it looks good and normal. Anyway here's what you actually get if you ask it for a truck shop logo.
February 12, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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jordandevries.com
Browser: Behold an infinite canvas on which-

UX designer: cards

Browser: we can render ANY shape, though, at a smooth 60fps, we can even draw in third dimen-

UX designer: a list of cards
annaecook.com Anna E. Cook @annaecook.com · Oct 18
Welcome to web design in 2023, everything is in a card component that is selectable and also has links within it.
October 19, 2023 at 12:01 AM
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notalawyer.bsky.social
please do not wade into the floodwaters in NYC, the city will collect it later and use it to make our famous bagels
September 29, 2023 at 7:10 PM