harros.bsky.social
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lol this is what they fired him for saying
September 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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I don't have two wolves inside me. I have a wolf, a sheep, and a bag of grain, and only two of them can cross the river at the same time
August 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star.

PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇
May 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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They should just fully lean into this. I wanna hear Greebo say "wet-ass pussy." Let me hear Yoda speaking perfect Patois. Give me Watto singing Rap God.
It looks like Fortnite players have already gotten AI Darth Vader to say fuck
May 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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May 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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For your enjoyment: here is Secretary of Education Linda McMahon talking about implementing AI in schools, but pronouncing it "A1," as in "A1 Steak Sauce"

www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...
April 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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todays my birthday.

it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails
December 20, 2024 at 3:31 AM
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December 9, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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a hobby lobby manager lies on the floor next to the register, in a pool of his own blood. next to him, an open notebook titled "customer complaint log, store #4657"

three spent bullet casings lie on the ground, each inscribed with a single handwritten word

"live"
"laugh"
"love"
December 6, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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Everybody’s getting their jokes off but The Daily Mail somehow made the funniest video
December 6, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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GUYS I FOUND HIM
November 23, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
November 14, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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i had a worst-case scenario for star wars mapped out in my head when disney bought it, and everything that has actually happened has been so much worse
November 10, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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September 16, 2023 at 5:23 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
www.cnn.com
October 15, 2009 at 6:56 PM
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Had to bring the one good thing from twitter this week to here
October 17, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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okay here’s the fish funeral story for everyone who missed it when it blew up six years ago
October 6, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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Today you need to know two things.

1) There is a short fic on AO3 called “Gritty Kills Tony Stark,” and

2) Tumblr user @ starblightbindery bound a book version of it that is a work of ART: www.tumblr.com/starblightbi...

(Part 1/2)
September 13, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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A level of pettiness to which we can all aspire. Resident of Seaside, California was ordered to build a fence to hide from view the boat he parks next to his house. He complied.
May 9, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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this story from today's Ask A Manager is killing me
March 18, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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Really enjoyed the Microsoft copilot ad where a guy asks ChatGPT for a logo for his truck shop and it looks good and normal. Anyway here's what you actually get if you ask it for a truck shop logo.
February 12, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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Browser: Behold an infinite canvas on which-

UX designer: cards

Browser: we can render ANY shape, though, at a smooth 60fps, we can even draw in third dimen-

UX designer: a list of cards
Welcome to web design in 2023, everything is in a card component that is selectable and also has links within it.
October 19, 2023 at 12:01 AM
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please do not wade into the floodwaters in NYC, the city will collect it later and use it to make our famous bagels
September 29, 2023 at 7:10 PM