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john ‮‮
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he/they
african wild dog sona
sfw, some (im)mature humor
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john ‮‮ @wilddog.bsky.social · Oct 11
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The image is a humorous take on an "All About Me" poster. At the center is a blank figure, where typically a self-portrait would be drawn. Instead, it's filled with an image of an African wild dog fursona, characterized by cartoonish features and a mischievous expression. A speech bubble next to him reads, "This is me! I have pubic hair." Surrounding the figure are various sections commonly found on such posters, each containing satirical or parody text. In the "My Name Is" section, a cartoon pencil holds a note with "john." The "My Favorite Book" area depicts an open book labeled "harry potter" with the text "jk im not a dweeb" beside it. The "My Favorite Sport" section simply states "ball" and shows various sports equipment. A thought bubble reads, "When I grow up, I want to be a... borted." In the "My Favorite T.V Show" section, a 1950s style TV shows static. "My Favorite Food" is humorously noted as "edible food" beside a plate and cutlery. The family section shows a silhouetted figure holding a sign saying "I'M MEXICAN I CAN'T DRAW A FAMILY TREE." The birthday cake has "I am __ years old" with infinity symbols where a number would be. "My Favorite Color" is described as "blood of the innocent" colored in red beneath a splash shape. Lastly, "I live..." contains a house with "in a society."
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toonyballoony.bsky.social
if Vine is actually coming back I’d like to imagine it’s because jack dorsey saw this comic
toonyballoony.bsky.social Alex Graudins @toonyballoony.bsky.social · Jun 25
I blacked out and this was on my iPad
#makeaterriblecomicday2025 🎨✨
A five panel sketchy comic toned with a shade of periwinkle: 1. Three figures point at something in the sky. “Look up in the sky!” “It’s a bird!” “It’s a plane!” 2. A close up on the three squinting figures. “It’s…” 3. A close-up on the UFO: a potato. “…a potato?” 4. A recreation of the vine of the potato tied to a ceiling fan, swinging around the room in a circle. Music notes indicate singing. “A potato flew around my room before you came—“ 5. Borderless, Alex rubs her crying eyes in front of a gravestone with the Vine logo on it. A figure next to her puts a hand on her shoulder. “Alex, it’s been 8 years…you gotta let Vine go.” #makeaterriblecomicday2025
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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simplyskye.bsky.social
NPR reported this morning that, based on their review of the #Epstein emails released yesterday, Trump’s name appeared more than 1,000 times in the document—

"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as #Trump. Not one decent cell in his body." - Jeffrey Epstein
A black-and-white photo of Trump & Epstein in suits standing close together at what appears to be a party, with Trump holding two children in front of him while the Epstein holds a drink.
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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yorozu1217.bsky.social
🎮
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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nailgun-dashcam.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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sennamatic.bsky.social
Been drawing so many reindeer at work these days 🦌
A two panel comic of two reindeer talking to eachother. They are wearing harnesses and jingle bells and are facing eachother. The reindeer on the left says "So I was dashing through the snow" and the second reminder cuts them off by saying "the dasherrrrr" in the second panel, the first reindeer is noticably offput by the comment, looking at the other reindeer who is simply smiling like nothing happened. The library is all red, but behind the reindeer is a simple green texture.
December 26, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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mongreldog.bsky.social
three guys
#furryart
October 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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mongreldog.bsky.social
[cw: flashing lights, sound]

meltdown

#furryart
October 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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kaihartsia.bsky.social
One thing I want to learn to draw well even without a reference is bicycles. Vehicles in general. Should draw them more. Slap an animal on it and it’s officially good times.
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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ocodile.bsky.social
Maybe this is less blurry?
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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ed.dog
I am literally bawling my face off right now
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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nealtiger.bsky.social
I Drive
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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sidpoke.art
WOAH
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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ocodile.bsky.social
The beasts
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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wafflethekodiak.bsky.social
thats just my baby dawg
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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murkbone.bsky.social
💧💧💧
January 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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danliimatta.bsky.social
#dailyart 69 : flowers
A green wolf with flowers growing from its belly
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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junlper.beer
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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foxes.bsky.social
i am also completely locked out of twitter
wilddog.bsky.social john ‮‮ @wilddog.bsky.social · 1d
twitter's forcing everyone to redo their yubikey so they can retire twitter.com but like everything they've done it's broken and now i can't access the fucking site
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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briantylercohen.bsky.social
BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva signs the Epstein discharge petition, serving as the 218th vote to force the bill to the floor for a full vote of the House.
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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cocadope.bsky.social
🐶✨
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
wilddog.bsky.social
i must be herschend the way i wanna be surrounded by wood
coasterforce.bsky.social CoasterForce @coasterforce.bsky.social · 1d
Herschend, the world’s largest family-held theme park company, is in the process of buying Silverwood Theme Park! The Athol, Idaho, park will join Herschend’s portfolio which includes Dollywood, Silver Dollar City, Kennywood, Adventureland, and Lake Compounce.
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November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
lady of sophistication @janky_jane Props to anyone who tries to be fashionable in ireland i wore a red beret once in waterford and someone called me super mario Andrew Beatty V @AndrewBeatty Replying to @janky_jane I once ordered a taxi in Belfast for a night out. The driver pulls up to my house and just says "yer not going out like that. Go back in and change, I'll turn off the metre." | swear I was wearing normal jeans and a normal jacket. Matthew @MrWeir Replying to @janky jane I once wore a silver jacket to college, turned up late for class, said 'sorry I'm late', lecturer said, 'that's ok' then waited til I was halfway across the front of the full class before following up with 'trouble with the spaceship again was it?'. Replying to @janky _jane My sister was in France sporting a new trench coat, thought was so stylish, but went into an Irish bar and got called Inspector Gadget by the first guy that saw her 15:53 • 8/16/21 • Twitter Web App was wearing my super-fashionable short trench coat. My friend took one look at me wearing the jacket and said, "Where are we off to now. Columbo?" Eoin O Neill @eoinjoneill Replying to @janky_jane Was wearing a vintage nike jacket in a very long que for drinks at a boxing match when a Belfast lad goes "furk me this is taking forever, your man has been here since the 80's" Loic Wright @dufflest Replying to @janky jane I wore a suit with a matching tie and pocket square to my first day of work at an advertising company (I thought I was going to be in Mad Men I guess) and the staff sent around and signed a communion card for me with a fiver in it. Eóin O Coileáin @L20_MTN Replying to @janky_jane I wore a white, wool turtle-neck jumper to the match once and a fella in the pub said 'Where have you parked the U-boat?'.
November 22, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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yote.gay
So who's gonna get 8 steam machines and make a mini CM-2
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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steamdeck.com
Welcome to fam, ya'll!
-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame

(Growing our @steampowered.com Hardware Family in early 2026)
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM