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late 20s. any pronouns (he/him, she/her, they/them, it/its etc) on me are fine. trying to stay silly
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· Oct 16
im starting a new Movement for posting bad art. #CringeButFreeArtPosting. simply put it is for posting art that is so amateurish and technically unskilled that itd get you on r/worstofdeviantart or whatever, as a celebration of the joy of creating.
here are some examples!
here are some examples!
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
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@katelynburns.com: "The student's mom... is a former Springfield, MO city council member who faced a recall campaign in 2017 before resigning in late 2018. She's a conservative attorney who sued several cities in 2020 seeking to overturn local mask mandates and went on to defend several J6ers."
That Viral Essay Scandal is (SURPRISE!) Actually About Trans People
A shoddy Oklahoma University essay went viral. Cis people think this is about conservatives whining for better grades. Trans people see a planned attack on a trans academic.
(Note for free subscriber...
www.burnsnotice.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
@katelynburns.com: "The student's mom... is a former Springfield, MO city council member who faced a recall campaign in 2017 before resigning in late 2018. She's a conservative attorney who sued several cities in 2020 seeking to overturn local mask mandates and went on to defend several J6ers."
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Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
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art films should be titled shit like "The Earth Is A Womb And It's Bleeding" and that should mean either that it's a movie about literally what the title describes or that it's a story about a white girl coming of age in minnesota in the 1990s and finding out she really likes bicycling
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
art films should be titled shit like "The Earth Is A Womb And It's Bleeding" and that should mean either that it's a movie about literally what the title describes or that it's a story about a white girl coming of age in minnesota in the 1990s and finding out she really likes bicycling
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in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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MAGIC WIZARD: Tsk tsk, Billy. Have you learned nothing from our time in the Land of Misers and Keep-For-Myselfs?
BILLY: I want to go home.
MAGIC WIZARD: To hoard is to be bored! We must share, to be fair
BILLY: I don’t want to do this anymore.
MAGIC WIZARD: I think I hear a tune on the wind! Welll 🎶
BILLY: I want to go home.
MAGIC WIZARD: To hoard is to be bored! We must share, to be fair
BILLY: I don’t want to do this anymore.
MAGIC WIZARD: I think I hear a tune on the wind! Welll 🎶
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
MAGIC WIZARD: Tsk tsk, Billy. Have you learned nothing from our time in the Land of Misers and Keep-For-Myselfs?
BILLY: I want to go home.
MAGIC WIZARD: To hoard is to be bored! We must share, to be fair
BILLY: I don’t want to do this anymore.
MAGIC WIZARD: I think I hear a tune on the wind! Welll 🎶
BILLY: I want to go home.
MAGIC WIZARD: To hoard is to be bored! We must share, to be fair
BILLY: I don’t want to do this anymore.
MAGIC WIZARD: I think I hear a tune on the wind! Welll 🎶
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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it’s really weird to see these headlines in which chicago pope repeats the literal doctrine of the catholic church that have people going like “wow this pope’s so woke“ “wow this guy is problematic actually.” he is literally just stating the company line lmfao
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
it’s really weird to see these headlines in which chicago pope repeats the literal doctrine of the catholic church that have people going like “wow this pope’s so woke“ “wow this guy is problematic actually.” he is literally just stating the company line lmfao
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all stanning of popes is necessarily conditional, the Church is the Church, but the man said AI won't stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation so with all our conditions intact yes we stan
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
all stanning of popes is necessarily conditional, the Church is the Church, but the man said AI won't stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation so with all our conditions intact yes we stan
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At this point, I wonder if he isn't lying when he says he has "my highest Poll Numbers, ever" since it's entirely possible that's what his aides are telling him. It's quite likely that there's an entire Potemkin village built around Trump right now.
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
At this point, I wonder if he isn't lying when he says he has "my highest Poll Numbers, ever" since it's entirely possible that's what his aides are telling him. It's quite likely that there's an entire Potemkin village built around Trump right now.
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a chatbot was made in 1966 based entirely on scripted responses to certain keywords in your inputs. and almost immediately people started attributing emotions or feelings to the words on the screen
we need to stop humoring people who are clearly just having a delusion while talking to a phone
we need to stop humoring people who are clearly just having a delusion while talking to a phone
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
a chatbot was made in 1966 based entirely on scripted responses to certain keywords in your inputs. and almost immediately people started attributing emotions or feelings to the words on the screen
we need to stop humoring people who are clearly just having a delusion while talking to a phone
we need to stop humoring people who are clearly just having a delusion while talking to a phone
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If you are concerned about people swiping books from your little free library and reselling those books, I ask you to go to your local used bookstore and sell a book
Okay?
Understand?
Alright, next question
Okay?
Understand?
Alright, next question
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If you are concerned about people swiping books from your little free library and reselling those books, I ask you to go to your local used bookstore and sell a book
Okay?
Understand?
Alright, next question
Okay?
Understand?
Alright, next question
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great time to conquer the US, really about the most opportune time in memory
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
great time to conquer the US, really about the most opportune time in memory
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
darvo is ridiculous. i should get a free latte and a government assigned session with a therapy cat, not texts on my phone about how i'm a uniquely awful person who will pay for my crimes
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
darvo is ridiculous. i should get a free latte and a government assigned session with a therapy cat, not texts on my phone about how i'm a uniquely awful person who will pay for my crimes
spinel 1000x sronger than me. put me in that situation and im afraid id curbstomp little steve to bring rose back so i could yell at her. good thing im not an alien rock.
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 AM
spinel 1000x sronger than me. put me in that situation and im afraid id curbstomp little steve to bring rose back so i could yell at her. good thing im not an alien rock.
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A lot of people with SNAP literally went off got certifications, got a job that pays above minimum wage and still qualify. CNAs at the largest employer in my city make $11/hr 🙃
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
A lot of people with SNAP literally went off got certifications, got a job that pays above minimum wage and still qualify. CNAs at the largest employer in my city make $11/hr 🙃
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Look. You can try to hide the realities of life from your kids, but it’s like I always say, you can teach them about puppet sex, or they can learn about it from the streets. Your choice.
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Look. You can try to hide the realities of life from your kids, but it’s like I always say, you can teach them about puppet sex, or they can learn about it from the streets. Your choice.
thinking about petscop again. must be a day that ends in Y
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
thinking about petscop again. must be a day that ends in Y
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(character in a netflix show) well here we are, at the abandoned mall. if that mysterious phone call we got earlier was right, we'll find the key that opens that safe we found out contains a map we need, in order to locate a device which, you'll recall, could be the cause of recent events, such as t
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
(character in a netflix show) well here we are, at the abandoned mall. if that mysterious phone call we got earlier was right, we'll find the key that opens that safe we found out contains a map we need, in order to locate a device which, you'll recall, could be the cause of recent events, such as t
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“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
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absolute beast mode
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
absolute beast mode