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late 20s. any pronouns (he/him, she/her, they/them, it/its etc) on me are fine. trying to stay silly
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im starting a new Movement for posting bad art. #CringeButFreeArtPosting. simply put it is for posting art that is so amateurish and technically unskilled that itd get you on r/worstofdeviantart or whatever, as a celebration of the joy of creating.

here are some examples!
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unsure if it’s true, but i’m choosing to believe in that epstein email where he implied that trump gave bill clinton head
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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people can transition, should transition, and successfully have transitioned for completely frivolous reasons. this does not make them tourists, it means they answer to a god whose language neither you nor they speak. they should command more rather than less respect for it
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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what shocks me is that there’s files people want released that could topple empires and no team of hackers has been able to leak them? isn’t this the whole point of there being hackers? i can’t imagine this administration having state of the art security. where’s anonymous when you really need them?
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
no more gender markers. not on your passport, not on your insurance, not in your kid's school records. nowhere. get that M or that F out of there. while we're at it, gender neutral bathrooms now. just put urinals in all of em.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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I think people should be allowed to get abortions whenever they want for any reason. I don't give a shit and it doesn't affect me
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Speaking of Witches of Eastwick (as we were in the Updike thread), my most crackpot theory is that The Shining ruined Jack Nicholson.

Before The Shining, he was a great actor with a lot of range. After The Shining, he just played guys who leered and shouted "HEEEREE'S JOHNNYYYYY"
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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these people have no moral center at all, their ethics are entirely situational, and that is the only accurate way to describe them. They’re not zealots or true believers, they’re opportunists protecting their turf
Epstein: ken, would take a stab at the article for the law journal. ? thx

Ken Starr: "In the spirit of the bedrock American belief in second chances, that unhappy chapter in Jeffrey's otherwise-magnificent life should be allowed to close once and for all."
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
this is so uncannily like the way i text when i'm dissociated out of my mind and screaming for help

"skin as part of brain?"

This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Few insults are as mean as those from 1920s silent movies ;)

From 'Kiki' (1926)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0017...
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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can we not do “I’m in trouble domestically so let’s start a war” again
"Senior military officials on Wednesday presented President Trump with updated options for potential operations in Venezuela, including strikes on land, according to multiple sources familiar with the meetings at the White House. "
Top officials present Trump with military options for Venezuela in the coming days
The potential operations for Venezuela presented to Trump included options for strikes on land, multiple sources said.
www.cbsnews.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
bean dad.....corn dad......we only need tomato dad, seasoning dad and ground beef dad and we'll be well on our way to a delicious dad chili
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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All the ink spilled on the crisis of young men and meanwhile young women are like 'yeah, I'd love to ditch this popsicle stand' and it's crickets.
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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I never want to wait for a post credit scene again for the rest of my life. If you want me to think it's part of the movie, put it in the movie.
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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listen, we've all had a lot of fun today learning that we truly are ruled by a pedophiliac cabal that permeates every level of big business and government, but also let's not take our eye off the fact that the senate Dems completely betrayed their base and must be primaried until they're all gone
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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“The GDT version of Frankenstein isn’t close to the book!”

Buddy we just had Nosferatu and Voyage of the Demeter, who cares about being close to the book, just tell a story and move on
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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I can't stop thinking about that article about how people literally can't read because they're basically taught to guess over the last like two decades and like. It's really starting to make why people will respond aggressively, agreeing with what you said but convinced you said the opposite
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
why did nobody ever tell me (and i never gleaned from cultural osmosis somehow) that samurai jack takes place in the FUTURE and there's ALIENS
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent

reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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NYT: the transes are a menace. gender is hunting your children. they’re not enbies they’re fearthembies.

Also NYT: how can we help cover up crimes mister epstein call us anytime
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM