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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Metadata, Lattes & Impostor Syndrome)
@hannahshelley.bsky.social
Librarian, creative technologist, aspiring shitposter
📍 Dharug country (Sydney, Australia)

Blog/Shrine to the 2000s internet hannahshelley.neocities.org

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Since search is dead, how soon do you think Google Scholar is headed for the Google Graveyard? I'm betting it's soon, and academia is NOT prepared
Google Scholar Is Doomed
Academia built entire careers on a free Google service with zero guarantees. What could go wrong?
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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excuse me??
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"Does pineapple belong on pizza?" Why are you asking like that. You could put anything on a pizza and legally it would "belong" there. What are you, a cop?
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Naming and shaming Nazis but make it the opening credits of an early 2000s reality show by the hilarious Scout Boxall

E-mail us with tip-offs thewhiterosesociety@protonmail.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Today marks 50 years since the most outrageous event in Australia's democracy. They "maintained the rage" and we are beneficiaries of that.
Yet, for a time in 1975, Australian democracy appeared a fragile thing. It proved robust in the end – thanks in large part to the creativity of ordinary Australians who agitated for their country’s democratic culture, system and institutions.
In a world with democracy in decline, we have much to learn from those who rallied against Whitlam’s dismissal | Frank Bongiorno and James Watson
In 1975, few Australians believed the dismissal of a democratically elected government was business as usual
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I never related to the Alanis Morissette song "Bitch" because I'm not a bitch, I'm a really nice lady
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Peter Jackson insisted on a specific breed of sheep for The Shire scenes because he didn't want modern looking sheep messing up Middle Earth. And he was right to do so!
Pippa Durham, 38, was looking forward to a new six-part series billed as a bodice-ripping retelling of the Dissolution of the Monasteries. However, she spotted a 20th-century doorknob in the background of one of the shots and has been livid ever since.
Autistic woman watching period drama driven to madness by inauthentic doorknobs
An autistic woman watching a period drama has been driven to distraction after catching several glimpses of a modern doorknob, it has been reported. Pippa Durham, 38, was looking forward to a new…
thedailytism.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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Currently doing some marking. A reminder to everyone involved in archives and collections: digitisation is not preservation. If I digitise a box of records and put the files on a USB stick I haven't preserved a thing. It's all about what you do with the files post-digitisation. #archives #digipres
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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*forgetting the words "introvert" & "extravert"* uhhhhhh are you an innie or an outie?
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I'm seeing more detached replies around here (either as ghost replies that you can't see, or replies that don't link back to the post if you try to follow the chain). It happens with bots, but I also wonder if it's bluesky tinkering with their algorithm
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Mark Parton is the new leader of the Canberra Liberals, which means 44 per cent of the current party room members (4 out of 9) have now served as leader
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
John Laws' long career of selling literally anything peaked with the Commodore 64
Commodore 64 (C64) TV Commercial #2 - John Laws | Australia (1987)
YouTube video by C64-HQ·COM
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Me: *wraps arms around Pluribus like a shield and hisses "go away" at the Breaking Bad fandom*
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
These are the regions of America according to what they sound like to me
November 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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i don’t think the main problem with the american church is “too many of them refuse to be scammed by a lady who is obviously lying.”
There is a lady on TikTok pretending to have a baby that has gone without formula all night — she is calling churches around the country to ask if they can help.

Some of them are really embarrassing themselves. Especially the mega-churches.
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Hearing great things about the new novel (checks notes) Middlemarch
I got an email from Audible and am thrilled to share the news that George Eliot has released a brand new title
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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John Laws is dead, so as well as remembering him for outrageous on-air statements and the cash-for-comment affair, let me take this opportunity to remind everyone that in 1976 he released an album of country music covers called You've Never Been Trucked Like This Before

It reached 69 on the charts
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.

So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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went to do 'Death Cab For Cutie' but there were already a bunch of those, so had to dig deeper.
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It is to publish in a high impact journal
it’s crazy because no one knows what the aim of science is
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM