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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Metadata, Lattes & Impostor Syndrome)
@hannahshelley.bsky.social
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Librarian, creative technologist, aspiring shitposter
📍 Dharug country (Sydney, Australia)

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Moleman from the Simpsons on the phone: Panel 1: "I need this shittest take you have" Panel 2: "Waleed Aly - Columnist, author and academic Opinion - Political Leadership Mamdani’s New York win is like One Nation’s surge here. Both offer false hope. Zohran Mamdani and Pauline Hanson are prospering on opposite sides of one of the most defining divides in modern politics: city versus country." Panel 3: Moleman "No, that's too shit"
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Me when I'm jealous of everyone posting aurora borealis pics
Super Intendent Chalmers from the Simpsons saying "May I see it?"
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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These are the regions of America according to what they sound like to me
a map of the US with the southern half labelled "the south", the middle section, from ND and MT in the north all the way down to AZ and TX labelled "the midwest" and the entire eastern coastline labelled "the east coast"
November 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Scene from the Simpsons: Mr Smithers informs Mr Burns "Sir, phrenology was dismissed as quackery 160 years ago.
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Bluesky says there's 1 comment on a post but nothing is displayed Frodo from LOTR says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."
November 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Not many know this but "comptroller" is short for computer controller and it looks like this
A fancy joystick
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Excellent. What I'm getting from this is fridges and filing cabinets could be either archives or databases
A humorous “Database Alignment Chart” found on programmer humor reddit. Structured like a Dungeons & Dragons alignment grid with 3×3 cells. Across the top, the Access axis defines how something must be “queryable”: Access Purist (must be queryable with a query language), Access Neutral (must be queryable with a language), Access Radical (queryable in any way). Down the left side, the Function axis defines what it must contain: Function Purist (must contain digital data), Function Neutral (must contain information), Function Radical (can contain anything). Each intersection cell has an example image and caption: Function Purist / Access Purist: PostgreSQL is a database (PostgreSQL elephant logo). Function Purist / Access Neutral: Excel is a database (Excel icon). Function Purist / Access Radical: Dwarf Fortress is a database (screenshot of the game). Function Neutral / Access Purist: A library is a database (photo of books on a shelf). Function Neutral / Access Neutral: A senior engineer is a database (photo of a person). Function Neutral / Access Radical: A file cabinet is a database (photo of a filing cabinet). Function Radical / Access Purist: Battleship is a database (photo of the board game). Function Radical / Access Neutral: Subway checkout counter is a database (photo of a sandwich shop counter). Function Radical / Access Radical: A fridge is a database (photo of a refrigerator).
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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But Tony Abbott likes them, so they must be good!
Photo of Tony Abbott discovering a little free library in the wild. He says "I've never seen anything like this before"
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Uncanny
A shopping ad for a satin beauty pillow that looks vaguely like the new 3D bluesky logo
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Correct!
A box of Ferrero Rocher chocolates with one taken, from the middle
October 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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This should be a personality test question: Which Ferrero Rocher do you take first?
A photo of a neatly packed box of Ferrero Rocher chocolates. Labels have been annotated to the image labelling columns A-E and rows 1-3 like a grid.
October 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Popular Simpsons meme of a boy begging "stop, stop - it's already dead!"
October 21, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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It's happened. I've made the full transition to out of touch concerned parent
Screenshot of me googling "why are kids" and the suggested search is exactly what I want: "why are kids saying six seven"?
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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This section heading is very misleading
A section heading from the article being discussed called "Why it matters"
October 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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"Australia mentioned" meme, with a picture of an ibis eating out of a bin dominating the foreground
October 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Ignored this chocolate someone gifted me for ages because I thought it said "Dairy Free"
A block of milk chocolate from the brand "Dairy Fine"
October 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pr...
Typical publishing workflow for an academic journal article (preprint, postprint, and published) with open access sharing rights per SHERPA/RoMEO. Rounds of drafting & informal feedback > Preprint: work in progress, submitted version. Can always be shared in a green OA repository at any time Submitted to journal, Peer review, Author corrections > Postprint: Author-accepted manuscript (AAM) Can always be shared in a green OA repository after accepted by journal (sometimes after embargo) Copy-edited, typeset, formatted > Published: Version of record, PDF / HTML / XML, DOI from journal Can usually only be shared if published by a gold OA or hybrid journal
October 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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My favourite bit
“Moral policing and leftist ideology are destroying America's AI industry. I've cancelled my OpenAI PLUS subscription,” another replied, implying that copyright law is leftist.
October 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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I'll raise you: I like Bridget McKenzie's 3 piece suits. It's a lewk and I don't care what anyone says
Bridget McKenzie in a tailored 3 piece suit
October 3, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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One of these appeared in the staff kitchen. My immediate thought was "who brought sewing supplies in to work?"
A large blue circular tin labelled Royal Dansk Danish Butter Cookies
October 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Freya Fired
extreme close up of Freya Leach
September 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Dammit
A screenshot of a Bluesky "Misleading" warning label
September 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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The face of Tony Blair superimposed on a famous image of BOB from Twin Peaks kneeling at the foot of a bed staring at the camera. He is smiling in a menacing looking way
September 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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You made me look because it never bothered me. The frame seems like it was designed for Android.
Macquarie bank app icon
September 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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It's interesting that when I googled 5'5" (my height) celebrities, it gave me a parade of short kings but no average height queens
Just the beginning of a list of 5'5" celebrites Daniel Radcliffe - Harry Potter actor Diego Maradona - Football legend Lil Wayne - Influential rapper Manny Pacquiao - Boxing champion Billy Joel - Piano Man singer Hayao Miyazaki - Animation filmmaker
September 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM