Mike
@haglesbagles.bsky.social
Middling lawyer, Minnesota supremacist
A pretty unflinching look at the decade of effort it took for our office to obtain something resembling accountability for a serial child predator, and the sick culture that protected and enabled him.
Despite knowing Clint Massie was abusing girls for years, church leaders never reported him to police.
It felt like “a group of people who are not just trying to protect someone — but something,” the DA said. “They have enabled something awful here.”
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It felt like “a group of people who are not just trying to protect someone — but something,” the DA said. “They have enabled something awful here.”
With @startribune.com
Young Girls Were Sexually Abused by a Church Member. They Were Told to Forgive and Forget.
In Minnesota, leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church community enabled a child abuser by telling his victims that once the sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never...
www.propublica.org
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
A pretty unflinching look at the decade of effort it took for our office to obtain something resembling accountability for a serial child predator, and the sick culture that protected and enabled him.
Lots of miles, not a lot of birds, but any day spent in the woods is a good day.
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Lots of miles, not a lot of birds, but any day spent in the woods is a good day.
Even with the light pollution in town, some of the best I've seen.
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Even with the light pollution in town, some of the best I've seen.
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Taylor Swift announces next album title: The Queen in Yellow. She told Variety: "A few years back I came across this amazing play and I was so inspired. It's been living in my head for years. I even dream of it, of the city in the play."
October 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Taylor Swift announces next album title: The Queen in Yellow. She told Variety: "A few years back I came across this amazing play and I was so inspired. It's been living in my head for years. I even dream of it, of the city in the play."
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*Oh yeah. Crypto. So much safer than fiat money
*Especially if your country's in all kinds of trouble, man, you need to stack that crypto
*Especially if your country's in all kinds of trouble, man, you need to stack that crypto
June 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
*Oh yeah. Crypto. So much safer than fiat money
*Especially if your country's in all kinds of trouble, man, you need to stack that crypto
*Especially if your country's in all kinds of trouble, man, you need to stack that crypto
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BREAKING: The United States has granted refugee status to Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner
May 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
BREAKING: The United States has granted refugee status to Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner
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this looks like a bunch of Oreos got caught by artillery in the trenches of the western front
... A footlong Oreo cookie.
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?
February 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
this looks like a bunch of Oreos got caught by artillery in the trenches of the western front
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Users: We just want precise, Boolean searching. Or like, maybe just pull up the case when we type in its exact name.
Lexis/Westlaw: Okay, here is an AI assistant!
Lexis/Westlaw: Okay, here is an AI assistant!
January 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Users: We just want precise, Boolean searching. Or like, maybe just pull up the case when we type in its exact name.
Lexis/Westlaw: Okay, here is an AI assistant!
Lexis/Westlaw: Okay, here is an AI assistant!
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 4:16 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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bashar al-assad won't read your posts celebrating his downfall, but all your friends who have deployed chemical weapons against children might. watch what you say and remember, be best.
December 6, 2024 at 10:07 PM
bashar al-assad won't read your posts celebrating his downfall, but all your friends who have deployed chemical weapons against children might. watch what you say and remember, be best.
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This dog led men to their almost certain death at Vicksburg
you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs don’t smoke
November 14, 2024 at 3:24 AM
This dog led men to their almost certain death at Vicksburg
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Man: Doctor, I'm depressed.
Doctor: Go see Aaron Rodgers, Jets QB. Watching him limp and fumble on the field is tragic, yet hilarious. He knows he’s past his prime, and the struggle’s almost poetic.
Man: But doctor—
Doctor: I know who you are.
Doctor: Go see Aaron Rodgers, Jets QB. Watching him limp and fumble on the field is tragic, yet hilarious. He knows he’s past his prime, and the struggle’s almost poetic.
Man: But doctor—
Doctor: I know who you are.
November 10, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Man: Doctor, I'm depressed.
Doctor: Go see Aaron Rodgers, Jets QB. Watching him limp and fumble on the field is tragic, yet hilarious. He knows he’s past his prime, and the struggle’s almost poetic.
Man: But doctor—
Doctor: I know who you are.
Doctor: Go see Aaron Rodgers, Jets QB. Watching him limp and fumble on the field is tragic, yet hilarious. He knows he’s past his prime, and the struggle’s almost poetic.
Man: But doctor—
Doctor: I know who you are.
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imagine being the CEO of spirit halloween. you only work a single month a year and you make 10 billion dollars. your only job is sell skeleton. life is good.
and then some FUCKER from *Home Depot* says “let’s make one taller than god.”
and then some FUCKER from *Home Depot* says “let’s make one taller than god.”
October 19, 2024 at 8:36 PM
imagine being the CEO of spirit halloween. you only work a single month a year and you make 10 billion dollars. your only job is sell skeleton. life is good.
and then some FUCKER from *Home Depot* says “let’s make one taller than god.”
and then some FUCKER from *Home Depot* says “let’s make one taller than god.”
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Dramatically unveiling a presentation board at the Disney corporation and all it says is "Star Wars.... But Good"
August 20, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Dramatically unveiling a presentation board at the Disney corporation and all it says is "Star Wars.... But Good"
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Hilarious. Christian school sues because they can't use the PA at the state championship game to say a prayer. 11th Circuit says, well, your team sucks and won't be near a championship anytime soon, so there's no imminent harm.
September 25, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Hilarious. Christian school sues because they can't use the PA at the state championship game to say a prayer. 11th Circuit says, well, your team sucks and won't be near a championship anytime soon, so there's no imminent harm.
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I wld fucking kill it w a gun
August 16, 2024 at 6:05 PM
I wld fucking kill it w a gun
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Probably the best one I've seen of these so far
August 1, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Probably the best one I've seen of these so far
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Every two weeks a judge in a different state bangs a gavel, announces "it is the finding of this court that the accused, Donald Trump, is an absolute turbo shithead" and then fines him an amount roughly equal to a MLB team's entire payroll. This is expected to continue for months.
February 16, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Every two weeks a judge in a different state bangs a gavel, announces "it is the finding of this court that the accused, Donald Trump, is an absolute turbo shithead" and then fines him an amount roughly equal to a MLB team's entire payroll. This is expected to continue for months.
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BREAKING: United States Supreme Court To Decide How Badly Clarence Thomas Wants A New Beach House
Breaking News: The Supreme Court agreed to decide whether Donald Trump is eligible for Colorado’s primary ballot, after the state Supreme Court ruled him ineligible because he engaged in insurrection after the 2020 election. A hearing is set for February.
Justices to Decide Whether Trump Is Eligible for Colorado Ballot
The Colorado Supreme Court ruled last month that the former president could not appear on the state’s Republican primary ballot because he had engaged in insurrection.
www.nytimes.com
January 5, 2024 at 11:20 PM
BREAKING: United States Supreme Court To Decide How Badly Clarence Thomas Wants A New Beach House
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We did defeat the Nazis in the marketplace of ideas. It cost millions of lives to find out where there ideas go and put them down. There is simply no need to indulge it and anyone who thinks there is is a Nazi sympathizer at absolute minimum
People who say of Nazis “deal with bad ideas is by defeating them in the marketplace of ideas” are smuggling in the notion that Nazi ideas have not already been defeated on the merits, and are still valid and worthy to consider, or that Nazi "ideas" involve bloodless debate.
December 24, 2023 at 11:58 PM
We did defeat the Nazis in the marketplace of ideas. It cost millions of lives to find out where there ideas go and put them down. There is simply no need to indulge it and anyone who thinks there is is a Nazi sympathizer at absolute minimum
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Just deny cert and be legends
December 20, 2023 at 12:19 AM
Just deny cert and be legends
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every Pacific naval encounter from late 1943 onward is like the IJN Golden Kirin, Glorious Harbinger of Eternal Imperial Dawn versus six identical copies of the USS We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships
WWII ice cream barge, able to create 10 gallons of ice cream every seven minutes to support morale
a chilling display of soft power
a chilling display of soft power
December 8, 2023 at 2:46 PM
every Pacific naval encounter from late 1943 onward is like the IJN Golden Kirin, Glorious Harbinger of Eternal Imperial Dawn versus six identical copies of the USS We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships
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Adding some non-stim preworkout to the death lemonade and transform into a being of pure energy
Gonna add store brand vodka to the death lemonade and open my third eye
December 7, 2023 at 6:18 PM
Adding some non-stim preworkout to the death lemonade and transform into a being of pure energy
A perfect duluth day. (Minus the sarcasm usually associated with that phrase)
November 19, 2023 at 12:54 AM
A perfect duluth day. (Minus the sarcasm usually associated with that phrase)