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history tragedy farce
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November 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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“I was just following otters.”
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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“I … met with the governor, met with the mayor, met with the chief of police, and the superintendent of the highway patrol. They’re all lying, and disingenuous, and dishonest people,” Noem said, because they wouldn’t back up her baseless claims that the streets were overrun with terrorists.
ICE Barbie Says an Entire State’s Worth of Officials Are “Lying”
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is convinced, against all evidence, that Portland is a war zone.
trib.al
October 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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israeli gumbo was one of the jaegers that got blown up in pacific rim
October 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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all advertising must be cute and civil, which means my loathing for advertising backflows and makes cute civility leave a bad taste in my mouth
October 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes
October 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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It's a clown connected device. Just upload it to the clown
October 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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i think an interesting cultural experiment would be if we started enforcing traffic law
October 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Everyone bends the knee eventually
ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER was my first “Steely Dan will start speaking to you at a certain age” moment, despite my best efforts resisting it for years
October 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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you dont see magic eye puzzles around so much anymore. i think they might have been supporting the social contract somehow. like maybe they actually had "they live" style messages in them but telling people to do nice things
October 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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things kind of stink now but you basically dont have to hear that pearl jam song "jeremy" anymore ever unless you actively want to hear it. it used to be you would be hear eddie vedder hooting like five or six times a day and you were powerless to stop it
September 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Read theory
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
je suis charlie
September 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits
April 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
September 20, 2023 at 2:14 AM
something very weird on facebook today: every 5th or 6th post on my news feed has been content related to the murder of iryna zarutska. considering my news feed has been random ai slop and targeted ads since like 2023, this sudden clarity of purpose from the algorithm makes me nervous
September 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
when you hate the deep state and pedophiles so you elect an FBI informant who hangs out with jeffrey epstein
September 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
August 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Dude you should check out my favorite podcast Several Guys Who Are Individually Unfunny But There’s Enough of Them to Create the Illusion of Humor
August 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Not gonna repost that one guy and his silly thing about Democrats and words but worth noting that the right has spent decades successfully crafting a discursive universe completely divorced from empirical reality and it is just so tired to complain that it is researchers who should rethink language
August 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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ok so the times witnessed reporters receiving cash from Adams people three times at mayoral events and sat on it for over a month but couldn’t pass up a hot tip from a neonazi about Mamdani’s unsuccessful college application for long enough to check if the neonazi had already been identified
August 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM