Alex N
@guamdon.jawn.wtf
#SFBX Satellite
#SFB11
#SFB12 playoffs
#SFB13 playoffs
#SFB14 playoffs (191st regular season)
#SFB15
Artisanal Fig Farmer
Former mathlete, current cruciverbalist
Running backs don't have tires.
#SFB11
#SFB12 playoffs
#SFB13 playoffs
#SFB14 playoffs (191st regular season)
#SFB15
Artisanal Fig Farmer
Former mathlete, current cruciverbalist
Running backs don't have tires.
Pinned
Alex N
@guamdon.jawn.wtf
· Nov 13
A good trade doesn't have a winner and a loser, it has two winners and N-2 losers (N = number of teams in the league).
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Bitch shit
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Bitch shit
@andybehrens.bsky.social new Arby's themed ultra marathon just dropped
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
@andybehrens.bsky.social new Arby's themed ultra marathon just dropped
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First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
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[Walton Goggins voice]
TEENJUS.
TEENJUS.
Meet Troubled Teenage Jesus In ‘The Carpenter’s Son’ Based On Obscure Gospel; Italian Indie ‘Trifole’ Savors Truffle Country – Specialty Preview
'The Carpenter's Son' about teenage Jesus, Northern Italy-set 'Trifole', Osgood Perkins' horror 'Keeper' and 'Rebuilding' are new indie film openings.
deadline.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
[Walton Goggins voice]
TEENJUS.
TEENJUS.
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I beg you to read this thread but only if you promise to read all the alt texts
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I beg you to read this thread but only if you promise to read all the alt texts
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I had a colonoscopy (everything’s fine! yay!) and I wore an Eagles shirt to the procedure.
My doctor was a Birds fan, and he told me I’d get the “gold-plated scope” and joked that “we don’t even use lube for Cowboys fans”
Go Birds, baby 🦅
My doctor was a Birds fan, and he told me I’d get the “gold-plated scope” and joked that “we don’t even use lube for Cowboys fans”
Go Birds, baby 🦅
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I had a colonoscopy (everything’s fine! yay!) and I wore an Eagles shirt to the procedure.
My doctor was a Birds fan, and he told me I’d get the “gold-plated scope” and joked that “we don’t even use lube for Cowboys fans”
Go Birds, baby 🦅
My doctor was a Birds fan, and he told me I’d get the “gold-plated scope” and joked that “we don’t even use lube for Cowboys fans”
Go Birds, baby 🦅
It's because you didn't build affordable housing, and let rich people buy up all the properties and turn them into rentals, you knobhead
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It's because you didn't build affordable housing, and let rich people buy up all the properties and turn them into rentals, you knobhead
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"This woke Me-Too bullshit has gone too far," said the former Harvard President and Secretary of the U.S. Treasury to the billionaire pedophile sex trafficker in a private email that the Justice Department under both parties kept secret for years
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"This woke Me-Too bullshit has gone too far," said the former Harvard President and Secretary of the U.S. Treasury to the billionaire pedophile sex trafficker in a private email that the Justice Department under both parties kept secret for years
(as someone who grew up near Asia,) reheated rice syndrome is the whitest thing I ever heard of.
(It's a specific type of food poisoning and does not only occur with rice)
(It's a specific type of food poisoning and does not only occur with rice)
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
(as someone who grew up near Asia,) reheated rice syndrome is the whitest thing I ever heard of.
(It's a specific type of food poisoning and does not only occur with rice)
(It's a specific type of food poisoning and does not only occur with rice)
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
Anyone EVER seen this on sleeper before?
Right after I contacted the commissioner, another team added him.
@sleepernfl.bsky.social ???
Right after I contacted the commissioner, another team added him.
@sleepernfl.bsky.social ???
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Anyone EVER seen this on sleeper before?
Right after I contacted the commissioner, another team added him.
@sleepernfl.bsky.social ???
Right after I contacted the commissioner, another team added him.
@sleepernfl.bsky.social ???
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Provincial councillors in Limburg have called for a permanent memorial to black American servicemen to be erected next to the US war cemetery in Margraten to replace the one that was removed. www.dutchnews.nl/2025/11/call...
Calls for permanent memorial in Limburg to black US liberators - DutchNews.nl
Provincial councillors in Limburg have called for a permanent memorial to black American servicemen to be erected next to the US war cemetery in Margraten after it emerged that panels commemorating th...
www.dutchnews.nl
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Provincial councillors in Limburg have called for a permanent memorial to black American servicemen to be erected next to the US war cemetery in Margraten to replace the one that was removed. www.dutchnews.nl/2025/11/call...
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sometimes words just fail at nature's beauty
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
sometimes words just fail at nature's beauty
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November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Oh, you don't like the Tush Push?
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Oh, you don't like the Tush Push?
I'm good at math, and no one puts up with my bullshit
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I'm good at math, and no one puts up with my bullshit
To everyone who complained about the 7-10 games this week:
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
To everyone who complained about the 7-10 games this week:
I heard it was designed by AI
Hongqi bridge collapsed in southwest China, months after opening.
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I heard it was designed by AI
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For those interested in the top of this list…
1) Guy Chamberlin (1922-27): 58-16-7 (.759)
2) John Madden (1969-78): 103-32-7 (.750)
3) Vince Lombardi (1959-69): 96-34-6 (.728)
4) Nick Sirianni (2021-25): 54-22 (.711)
5) George Allen (1966-77): 116-47-5 (.705)
#Eagles
1) Guy Chamberlin (1922-27): 58-16-7 (.759)
2) John Madden (1969-78): 103-32-7 (.750)
3) Vince Lombardi (1959-69): 96-34-6 (.728)
4) Nick Sirianni (2021-25): 54-22 (.711)
5) George Allen (1966-77): 116-47-5 (.705)
#Eagles
After tonight's win, Jim Harbaugh now has the 9th-highest winning percentage in NFL history. He's one spot ahead of George Halas.
61-28-1 (.683).
61-28-1 (.683).
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
For those interested in the top of this list…
1) Guy Chamberlin (1922-27): 58-16-7 (.759)
2) John Madden (1969-78): 103-32-7 (.750)
3) Vince Lombardi (1959-69): 96-34-6 (.728)
4) Nick Sirianni (2021-25): 54-22 (.711)
5) George Allen (1966-77): 116-47-5 (.705)
#Eagles
1) Guy Chamberlin (1922-27): 58-16-7 (.759)
2) John Madden (1969-78): 103-32-7 (.750)
3) Vince Lombardi (1959-69): 96-34-6 (.728)
4) Nick Sirianni (2021-25): 54-22 (.711)
5) George Allen (1966-77): 116-47-5 (.705)
#Eagles
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Congratulations to Emeka Egbuka for accounting for 102.9 percent of the Bucs' air yards today
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Congratulations to Emeka Egbuka for accounting for 102.9 percent of the Bucs' air yards today
WE ARE SO BACK
First few weeks of the season: "Man, I wish I had Rome Odunze on more teams!"
The past few weeks: "Man, I wish I had Rome Odunze on fewer teams!"
The past few weeks: "Man, I wish I had Rome Odunze on fewer teams!"
November 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
WE ARE SO BACK
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don't listen to the inner voice preaching caution. drink the fourth iced coffee and ascend
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
don't listen to the inner voice preaching caution. drink the fourth iced coffee and ascend
Shut up Simon, you don't know what you're talking about.
Our parents had pensions; we get 401k plans which tank with each cyclical recession.
Our parents had pensions; we get 401k plans which tank with each cyclical recession.
People wildly overestimate the economic security experienced by past generations. There's no period in American history where significant numbers of young people were just handed high paying jobs. Nostalgia for a time that never existed is a huge problem.
Why Nikki Haley’s son went radical: His generation inherited insecurity.
I profile Nalin Haley, a fascinating young man, who I believe will likely play an important role in conservative politics in years to come.
unherd.com/2025/11/why-...
I profile Nalin Haley, a fascinating young man, who I believe will likely play an important role in conservative politics in years to come.
unherd.com/2025/11/why-...
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Shut up Simon, you don't know what you're talking about.
Our parents had pensions; we get 401k plans which tank with each cyclical recession.
Our parents had pensions; we get 401k plans which tank with each cyclical recession.