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With Valentine’s Day fast-approaching, here are some valentines guaranteed to work on your crush:
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I managed to find two game-used (or at worst, team-issued) Phillies jerseys for less than $100 total on eBay, one of which is a Chase Utley jersey from his rookie season.
Dude just didn’t know what he had. Very stoked to add them to my collection 🙂↕️
Dude just didn’t know what he had. Very stoked to add them to my collection 🙂↕️
February 18, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I managed to find two game-used (or at worst, team-issued) Phillies jerseys for less than $100 total on eBay, one of which is a Chase Utley jersey from his rookie season.
Dude just didn’t know what he had. Very stoked to add them to my collection 🙂↕️
Dude just didn’t know what he had. Very stoked to add them to my collection 🙂↕️
Tony Clark be like
February 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Tony Clark be like
Today’s a great day to pretend that calories and other macros don’t exist
February 17, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Today’s a great day to pretend that calories and other macros don’t exist
Just saw a boomer driving a big ass pickup truck while smoking a pipe AND talking on the phone.
Pick a goddamn struggle, my bröther 🥲
Pick a goddamn struggle, my bröther 🥲
February 16, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Just saw a boomer driving a big ass pickup truck while smoking a pipe AND talking on the phone.
Pick a goddamn struggle, my bröther 🥲
Pick a goddamn struggle, my bröther 🥲
There’s a Brandon Marsh photo on the other site that I’m sure would be Really Normal™ about
February 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
There’s a Brandon Marsh photo on the other site that I’m sure would be Really Normal™ about
Most of these are are desperately boring (looking at you, New Mexico and Pennsylvania), but D.C. knows what’s up 🙂↕️
February 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Most of these are are desperately boring (looking at you, New Mexico and Pennsylvania), but D.C. knows what’s up 🙂↕️
Updated with his new garb 🥲
February 14, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Updated with his new garb 🥲
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I love how horny the skyline is this Valentine’s Day lmaooo
February 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I love how horny the skyline is this Valentine’s Day lmaooo
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ANOTHER WIN FOR MILLENNIALS
Here’s an effective distillation of Year One of Term Two — metaphor aside.
www.ms.now/opinion/fede...
www.ms.now/opinion/fede...
February 14, 2026 at 5:14 PM
ANOTHER WIN FOR MILLENNIALS
lol…lmao…lmfao, even
February 14, 2026 at 3:34 PM
lol…lmao…lmfao, even
Happy Valentine’s Day 🥰
February 14, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day 🥰
Clearly beside the point here, but the way Trump treats Random Words as Proper Nouns drives me Fucking insane
“There will be Voter I.D. for the Midterm Elections, whether approved by Congress or not!”
February 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Clearly beside the point here, but the way Trump treats Random Words as Proper Nouns drives me Fucking insane
Nothing starts a Friday off on the wrong foot quite like your Release Radar on Spotify sucking absolute cheeks 😔
February 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Nothing starts a Friday off on the wrong foot quite like your Release Radar on Spotify sucking absolute cheeks 😔
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the Muppets are good make more episodes please
The Muppet Show (2026) has reached 7.58 Million viewers in the first 8 days across Disney+ and ABC.
variety.com/2026/tv/rati...
variety.com/2026/tv/rati...
‘Muppet Show’ Revival Special Draws 7.58 Million Viewers in First 8 Days on Disney+, ABC
It's time to raise a glass to the Disney+ "Muppet Show" special.
variety.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
the Muppets are good make more episodes please
I’m gonna start a petition to rename Olympic Village “Fuck City”
February 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I’m gonna start a petition to rename Olympic Village “Fuck City”
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“I've been called Uncle. I've been called Grandpa.”
Vance Worley hasn’t pitched in the big leagues since 2017. He’s 38 and teaching pitching lessons in NJ.
But this March, he’ll suit up again for Great Britain.
He’s embraced the role of elder statesman: www.inquirer.com/phillies/van...
Vance Worley hasn’t pitched in the big leagues since 2017. He’s 38 and teaching pitching lessons in NJ.
But this March, he’ll suit up again for Great Britain.
He’s embraced the role of elder statesman: www.inquirer.com/phillies/van...
Ex-Phillie Vance Worley will pitch for Great Britain (again) in the WBC. At age 38, he’s embracing the role of team ‘grandpa’
Worley hasn't thrown a big league pitch since 2017, but he's a critical part of the Great Britain roster as both a pitcher and mentor.
www.inquirer.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
“I've been called Uncle. I've been called Grandpa.”
Vance Worley hasn’t pitched in the big leagues since 2017. He’s 38 and teaching pitching lessons in NJ.
But this March, he’ll suit up again for Great Britain.
He’s embraced the role of elder statesman: www.inquirer.com/phillies/van...
Vance Worley hasn’t pitched in the big leagues since 2017. He’s 38 and teaching pitching lessons in NJ.
But this March, he’ll suit up again for Great Britain.
He’s embraced the role of elder statesman: www.inquirer.com/phillies/van...
Anyone remember that old cranky asswipe Bill Conlin?
I just remembered an interaction I had with him over email when I was a teenager. Told him an article he wrote sucked, he called me a greaser, I called him washed up, and he invited me to fight him in the parking lot at the Vet.
I just remembered an interaction I had with him over email when I was a teenager. Told him an article he wrote sucked, he called me a greaser, I called him washed up, and he invited me to fight him in the parking lot at the Vet.
February 13, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Anyone remember that old cranky asswipe Bill Conlin?
I just remembered an interaction I had with him over email when I was a teenager. Told him an article he wrote sucked, he called me a greaser, I called him washed up, and he invited me to fight him in the parking lot at the Vet.
I just remembered an interaction I had with him over email when I was a teenager. Told him an article he wrote sucked, he called me a greaser, I called him washed up, and he invited me to fight him in the parking lot at the Vet.
Busted my absolute entire right ass cheek on my run tonight.
Winter can get fucked, man.
Winter can get fucked, man.
February 13, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Busted my absolute entire right ass cheek on my run tonight.
Winter can get fucked, man.
Winter can get fucked, man.
Don’t ever let anyone tell you that bullying doesn’t work 🙂↔️ 👎🏼
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Don’t ever let anyone tell you that bullying doesn’t work 🙂↔️ 👎🏼
Not gonna lie, when Casty wrote that he brought a Presidente into the dugout, for a few seconds I was like, “Oh damn, how’d he get George W in there with him that fast?”
February 12, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Not gonna lie, when Casty wrote that he brought a Presidente into the dugout, for a few seconds I was like, “Oh damn, how’d he get George W in there with him that fast?”
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They cut him because he fucks and it scares the rest of the weird raw milk drinkers
The Phillies released Nick Castellanos.
Castellanos acknowledges on Instagram that one of the reasons Rob Thomson benched him in Miami in June is that he brought a beer into the dugout after being pulled from the game for defensive purposes.
Castellanos acknowledges on Instagram that one of the reasons Rob Thomson benched him in Miami in June is that he brought a beer into the dugout after being pulled from the game for defensive purposes.
February 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
They cut him because he fucks and it scares the rest of the weird raw milk drinkers