Dr. Scott Crotum (Kwisatz Habbersett)
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Philly sports sufferer - Go Birds
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Welcome to Bluesky. Here’s your signed picture of Brandon Graham strip sacking Tom Brady and a copy of the communist manifesto
Ai? Ay I oughta beat your ass is more like it
February 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Ai? Ay I oughta beat your ass is more like it
US dude with venom helmet? Hell yeah brother.
February 13, 2026 at 12:28 AM
US dude with venom helmet? Hell yeah brother.
Nick Castellanos will NOT be returning for Avengers Doomsday
February 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Nick Castellanos will NOT be returning for Avengers Doomsday
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Gossipy little bitches running to the New York Times to talk about a guy's kid and complain about his taste in music...
February 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Gossipy little bitches running to the New York Times to talk about a guy's kid and complain about his taste in music...
One of us
This quote from Gelb’s story should be on the City Connects or the flag or the birth certificate of every baby born in Philadelphia
February 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
One of us
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jt miller gets an assist and latvia's coach goes "something wrong had to have happened there" and credit to him he's right
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
jt miller gets an assist and latvia's coach goes "something wrong had to have happened there" and credit to him he's right
Maybe Olympic hockey should just skip to the medal round
February 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Maybe Olympic hockey should just skip to the medal round
Look me in the eyes and tell me with a straight face that John Kruk wasn’t slamming 30 racks every god damn night in the dugout.
February 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Look me in the eyes and tell me with a straight face that John Kruk wasn’t slamming 30 racks every god damn night in the dugout.
“Oh Topper, can’t you please bench Nick? He slugs cold ones and his dicks too big. We can’t out-looksmaxx him.”
February 12, 2026 at 8:12 PM
“Oh Topper, can’t you please bench Nick? He slugs cold ones and his dicks too big. We can’t out-looksmaxx him.”
Sorry Nick didn’t want to do blood leeching team building event
February 12, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Sorry Nick didn’t want to do blood leeching team building event
They cut him because he fucks and it scares the rest of the weird raw milk drinkers
The Phillies released Nick Castellanos.
Castellanos acknowledges on Instagram that one of the reasons Rob Thomson benched him in Miami in June is that he brought a beer into the dugout after being pulled from the game for defensive purposes.
Castellanos acknowledges on Instagram that one of the reasons Rob Thomson benched him in Miami in June is that he brought a beer into the dugout after being pulled from the game for defensive purposes.
February 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
They cut him because he fucks and it scares the rest of the weird raw milk drinkers
Cracking open a presidente on my 3:30 conference call and pissing all over the floor in honor of my guy, Nicky C
February 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Cracking open a presidente on my 3:30 conference call and pissing all over the floor in honor of my guy, Nicky C
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Cracking open a Presidente in front of your boss moments after getting placed on performance review. I will not miss Nick Castellanos, the player, but I will desperately miss Nick Castellanos, the man.
February 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Cracking open a Presidente in front of your boss moments after getting placed on performance review. I will not miss Nick Castellanos, the player, but I will desperately miss Nick Castellanos, the man.
Man, I love him even more now? Fuck.
It is unsurprising to me that Casty would hand write a note rather than use the notes app like everyone else
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Man, I love him even more now? Fuck.
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we're all thinking it, right
The Phillies are releasing Nick Castellanos.
February 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
we're all thinking it, right
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goodbye nick, the most adhd outfielder we’ve had since shanf will always have a special place in my heart!
February 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
goodbye nick, the most adhd outfielder we’ve had since shanf will always have a special place in my heart!
VR, NFTs, AI, Moon Economy. Surely this one will hit.
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
This stock is a play on lunar infrastructure and connectivity, the firm said.
cnb.cx
February 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
VR, NFTs, AI, Moon Economy. Surely this one will hit.
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Luge Gold Medalist Probably Main Luge Guy Now
February 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Luge Gold Medalist Probably Main Luge Guy Now
Well I guess we’ll just have to let the pedophile ruling class continue to kill us and destroy everything.
February 12, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Well I guess we’ll just have to let the pedophile ruling class continue to kill us and destroy everything.
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you idiots, we've all played goldeneye and hitman and so forth
February 12, 2026 at 3:54 PM
you idiots, we've all played goldeneye and hitman and so forth
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Keys, Spare Change Fly Out Of Luge Athlete’s Pocket On First Turn
February 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Keys, Spare Change Fly Out Of Luge Athlete’s Pocket On First Turn
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[handcuffed]
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
[handcuffed]
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
Good news is, I have to fly in to El Paso in early April and there’s a non-zero chance I get blown out of the sky by some Huck Finn-ass dipshit with a spartan laser
February 12, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Good news is, I have to fly in to El Paso in early April and there’s a non-zero chance I get blown out of the sky by some Huck Finn-ass dipshit with a spartan laser
Walking around shooting borrowed space weapons into that air like a dang cowboy
February 12, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Walking around shooting borrowed space weapons into that air like a dang cowboy
Ok, obvious issues aside, I would have let out a yeehaw that could be heard from Jupiter if I was that dude.
According to multiple NYT sources, it wasn’t even military personnel at Fort Bliss that fired an anti-drone laser at alleged cartel drones. It was CBP who used the weapon on loan from DoD against a child’s party balloon they mistook for a drone. The Pentagon gave CBP an anti-aircraft weapon.
February 12, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Ok, obvious issues aside, I would have let out a yeehaw that could be heard from Jupiter if I was that dude.