Dr. Scott Crotum (Kwisatz Habbersett)
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Philly sports sufferer - Go Birds
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I’m no mathematician, but ranking 14th in run blocking and 17th in pass blocking doesn’t scream “elite” to me. Perform at the middle of the pack, get treated like middle of the pack. Idc how well you can sing, big guy. Pave a lane.
December 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I’m no mathematician, but ranking 14th in run blocking and 17th in pass blocking doesn’t scream “elite” to me. Perform at the middle of the pack, get treated like middle of the pack. Idc how well you can sing, big guy. Pave a lane.
Run block better than 20 other teams and I’ll start considering it?
“I just don’t like when we’re not considered a heavyweight, and we’re like, ‘Oh, you guys have to match them.’ That pisses me off. I think we deserve a little respect.”
The story from Buffalo on a Super Bowl contender unapologetic about how they win: www.nytimes.com/athletic/692...
The story from Buffalo on a Super Bowl contender unapologetic about how they win: www.nytimes.com/athletic/692...
December 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Run block better than 20 other teams and I’ll start considering it?
It’s “submit your extremely overdue expenses“ day, folks
December 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It’s “submit your extremely overdue expenses“ day, folks
Not unless you’ve suffered a TBI
Lucky Allen threw a horrible pass for the 2 point conversion. Otherwise we'd be hanging Fangio, right?
I just want Kevin Patullo to never work in the NFL again. Is that too much to ask
December 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Not unless you’ve suffered a TBI
Work? No thanks.
December 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Work? No thanks.
Rest the players. They’re Nick’s best shot of getting bailed out for being a stone cold dumbass, once again.
December 29, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Rest the players. They’re Nick’s best shot of getting bailed out for being a stone cold dumbass, once again.
Does anybody on here practice witchcraft. I need a couple of things.
December 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Does anybody on here practice witchcraft. I need a couple of things.
Such a dumb game
December 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Such a dumb game
I just want his entire lineage cursed
December 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I just want his entire lineage cursed
Sirianni plays scared because he’s a gigantic loser fraud with 4 working brain cells
December 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Sirianni plays scared because he’s a gigantic loser fraud with 4 working brain cells
I just want Kevin Patullo to never work in the NFL again. Is that too much to ask
December 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I just want Kevin Patullo to never work in the NFL again. Is that too much to ask
Honestly, great playcall
December 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Honestly, great playcall
Horrible
December 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Horrible
Two “gotta have it” three and outs. Calling plays like he got hit with a brick
December 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Two “gotta have it” three and outs. Calling plays like he got hit with a brick
This is the bullshit that is going to get them killed
December 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is the bullshit that is going to get them killed
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This may be controversial, but I don’t think the bills should run the play where Josh runs backwards for 20 yards and gets sacked
December 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This may be controversial, but I don’t think the bills should run the play where Josh runs backwards for 20 yards and gets sacked
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that is a jackass football play lmao
December 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
that is a jackass football play lmao
Josh Allen is the dumbest man on earth thank god
December 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Josh Allen is the dumbest man on earth thank god
Good call on the first down tush push, you fuckin jackass
December 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Good call on the first down tush push, you fuckin jackass
Kevin Patullo should be waterboarded
December 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Kevin Patullo should be waterboarded
Wh…what
December 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Wh…what
Lmao you literally can’t get closer to scoring then that
December 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Lmao you literally can’t get closer to scoring then that
Spotters gotta pull Epps there
December 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Spotters gotta pull Epps there
That wasn’t a catch
December 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
That wasn’t a catch