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This did help cut down on the confusion but not as much as you’d think www.audacy.com/kywnewsradio...
That Trevor Zegras intermission interview was better than at least two Flyers seasons from the last decade
January 7, 2026 at 1:01 AM
That Trevor Zegras intermission interview was better than at least two Flyers seasons from the last decade
Parenting has taught me that Ernie is a real asshole to Bert
January 5, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Parenting has taught me that Ernie is a real asshole to Bert
What if they made a football game out of the 2020 Phillies?
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 AM
What if they made a football game out of the 2020 Phillies?
My one New Year’s resolution I feel pretty good about achieving is starting at least one game in the outfield for the 2026 Phillies
December 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My one New Year’s resolution I feel pretty good about achieving is starting at least one game in the outfield for the 2026 Phillies
“Why haven’t they released the Phillies Video Yearbook yet?” is not the topic you’re likely to be discussing at your party tomorrow night unless I am at your party
December 31, 2025 at 2:19 AM
“Why haven’t they released the Phillies Video Yearbook yet?” is not the topic you’re likely to be discussing at your party tomorrow night unless I am at your party
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Hey all you haters who never said out loud but definitely silently thought we wouldn't have a new episode before the end of the year: Check this out.
Christmas ... in July?? The Phillies have celebrated it, and in upsetting fashion, too!
@nocartridge.bsky.social
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Christmas ... in July?? The Phillies have celebrated it, and in upsetting fashion, too!
@nocartridge.bsky.social
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The Dirty Inning: Christmas in July in December | Hittin' Season
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December 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Hey all you haters who never said out loud but definitely silently thought we wouldn't have a new episode before the end of the year: Check this out.
Christmas ... in July?? The Phillies have celebrated it, and in upsetting fashion, too!
@nocartridge.bsky.social
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Christmas ... in July?? The Phillies have celebrated it, and in upsetting fashion, too!
@nocartridge.bsky.social
www.patreon.com/posts/dirty-...
That Temple Communications education really paying off as I perform all the Sesame Street characters for a toddler this morning
December 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
That Temple Communications education really paying off as I perform all the Sesame Street characters for a toddler this morning
Santa you dirty dog
December 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Santa you dirty dog
All hail the GAG line
December 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
All hail the GAG line
The 2025 Mets are disbanding like the beginning of Muppets Take Manhattan
December 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The 2025 Mets are disbanding like the beginning of Muppets Take Manhattan
I have changed my mind on the Phillies offseason more times than Orion Kerkering fielding a comebacker
December 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I have changed my mind on the Phillies offseason more times than Orion Kerkering fielding a comebacker
Find someone who loves you the way Dave Dombrowski loves declaring an incomplete position group complete
December 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Find someone who loves you the way Dave Dombrowski loves declaring an incomplete position group complete
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This episode of @ahpod.bsky.social made a listener reveal that they hum the music from our "What's Goin' On Here" segment to soothe their child. So you HAVE to like it. Are YOU dumber than a BABY? @franzkela.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/absolu...
Absolutely Hammered: Let's get Schwar-bombed | Hittin' Season
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December 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This episode of @ahpod.bsky.social made a listener reveal that they hum the music from our "What's Goin' On Here" segment to soothe their child. So you HAVE to like it. Are YOU dumber than a BABY? @franzkela.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/absolu...
It only took three tries but I think the Phillies finally nailed the 8-10 million veteran outfield signing
December 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It only took three tries but I think the Phillies finally nailed the 8-10 million veteran outfield signing
Kevin Weeks as in it feels that long listening to him do a game
December 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Kevin Weeks as in it feels that long listening to him do a game
DID YOU KNOW - you will not care about the fifth year of Kyle Schwarber’s contract if you get to attend an early November parade in any of the first four
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
DID YOU KNOW - you will not care about the fifth year of Kyle Schwarber’s contract if you get to attend an early November parade in any of the first four
DOLLA DOLLA BILLS
December 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
DOLLA DOLLA BILLS
The Kyle Garlick play but football
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The Kyle Garlick play but football
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SCOTT FRANZKE: We've got tonight's hero Bryce Harper waiting down on the field. Bryce, it's got to feel good to come through for your team
CUT TO: [Chiropractor holding empty blood bag screaming 'where is it, where is it.']
SCOTT FRANZKE: we'll be right back after a message from CP Rankin
CUT TO: [Chiropractor holding empty blood bag screaming 'where is it, where is it.']
SCOTT FRANZKE: we'll be right back after a message from CP Rankin
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
SCOTT FRANZKE: We've got tonight's hero Bryce Harper waiting down on the field. Bryce, it's got to feel good to come through for your team
CUT TO: [Chiropractor holding empty blood bag screaming 'where is it, where is it.']
SCOTT FRANZKE: we'll be right back after a message from CP Rankin
CUT TO: [Chiropractor holding empty blood bag screaming 'where is it, where is it.']
SCOTT FRANZKE: we'll be right back after a message from CP Rankin
Winter Meetings Preview
December 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Winter Meetings Preview
This is what a final essay looks like when you only read the book jacket
Phillies rumors:
Jon Heyman on the Phillies:
- They’re willing to talk about Marsh & maybe Bohm in trades
- Tatsuya Imai is a potential option
- They’re trying to re-sign Schwarber & Realmuto
- There is a possibility of bringing Ranger Suarez back.
Jon Heyman on the Phillies:
- They’re willing to talk about Marsh & maybe Bohm in trades
- Tatsuya Imai is a potential option
- They’re trying to re-sign Schwarber & Realmuto
- There is a possibility of bringing Ranger Suarez back.
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This is what a final essay looks like when you only read the book jacket
I guess not every Cyber Monday can be as big for the Phillies as this
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I guess not every Cyber Monday can be as big for the Phillies as this
MLB Network is running Game 6 of the ‘22 World Series in case your sports day was going too well
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
MLB Network is running Game 6 of the ‘22 World Series in case your sports day was going too well