Dr. Scott Crotum (Kwisatz Habbersett)
@tdickyb.bsky.social
Philly sports sufferer - Go Birds
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Welcome to Bluesky. Here’s your signed picture of Brandon Graham strip sacking Tom Brady and a copy of the communist manifesto
DOINK
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
DOINK
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Then don’t do it what the fuck do you want from me
Harry Potter movie actress Shirley Henderson has said she felt "ridiculous" auditioning for the role of schoolgirl Moaning Myrtle, while aged 37. https://t.co/LtnBmDigMN
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Then don’t do it what the fuck do you want from me
The names Budd. Budd Tender.
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The names Budd. Budd Tender.
Gonna rip some leaf of christ and peruse the Criterion channel
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Gonna rip some leaf of christ and peruse the Criterion channel
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They called it catch of the year, it's up there
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
They called it catch of the year, it's up there
Starting the Infernal Affairs trilogy
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Starting the Infernal Affairs trilogy
Oh my god that might be catch of the year
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Oh my god that might be catch of the year
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we have a ten yard punt
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
we have a ten yard punt
Calling in an Extra Spicy Chicken Tikki Masala airstrike on this hangover.
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Calling in an Extra Spicy Chicken Tikki Masala airstrike on this hangover.
@profanity.accountant give me the good stuff
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
@profanity.accountant give me the good stuff
“I watch a lot of football” yeah well you might want to find a new hobby, big fella.
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
“I watch a lot of football” yeah well you might want to find a new hobby, big fella.
Over exaggerating their issues
Brother, they’re one of the worst offenses in the league. What are you talking about.
Brother, they’re one of the worst offenses in the league. What are you talking about.
I see soooooooooooo much of this from family and friends who only watch the Eagles.
Not just over exaggerating Philly’s issues, but continually undervaluing opponents and what they do well.
I get it, I watch and view football much differently than most, but it’s like Eagles fans live in a bubble
Not just over exaggerating Philly’s issues, but continually undervaluing opponents and what they do well.
I get it, I watch and view football much differently than most, but it’s like Eagles fans live in a bubble
I would actually recommend that Eagles fans who are "fed up" force themselves to root for another team for a while. And they can't pick the Chiefs (they could have done that any time in the 2010s).
Bills and Ravens fandom is great right now. Right?
Bills and Ravens fandom is great right now. Right?
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Over exaggerating their issues
Brother, they’re one of the worst offenses in the league. What are you talking about.
Brother, they’re one of the worst offenses in the league. What are you talking about.
If my entire house started sinking into the ground, I’d probably look at the foundation.
Nick Sirianni backs Kevin Patullo after ‘Fire Kevin’ chants greet lackluster offense
Go inside the locker room from another quiet game from the offense while scrutiny on the play-caller grows louder, on @TheAthletic: www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
Go inside the locker room from another quiet game from the offense while scrutiny on the play-caller grows louder, on @TheAthletic: www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
Nick Sirianni backs Kevin Patullo after ‘Fire Kevin’ chants greet lackluster offense
The Eagles' offense is still searching for answers after yet another quiet game.
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If my entire house started sinking into the ground, I’d probably look at the foundation.
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everything we know about Sirianni suggests “choked to death on own saliva” is a more likely outcome than “Madden-level winning percentage” and yet
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
everything we know about Sirianni suggests “choked to death on own saliva” is a more likely outcome than “Madden-level winning percentage” and yet
Fubo can eat my ass
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Fubo can eat my ass
Yeah where as if they fail up front, we can enjoy a slow agonizing defeat. Obviously the better option.
For those with angry relatives like mine, the quick explainer:
They gotta for 2 at some pt
If they wait til the end of the game and fail, it’s automatically over.
They gotta for 2 at some pt
If they wait til the end of the game and fail, it’s automatically over.
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Yeah where as if they fail up front, we can enjoy a slow agonizing defeat. Obviously the better option.
Get ready to learn high school football, dickhead
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Get ready to learn high school football, dickhead
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We’re not winning the turnover battle and that’s gonna be the coach’s take away. Which is not the correct take away.
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
We’re not winning the turnover battle and that’s gonna be the coach’s take away. Which is not the correct take away.
Oh my god an RPO
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Oh my god an RPO
This is bullshit. You want to be a dynasty, buck the fuck up.
Watching the #Eagles depleted O-Line struggle across the board vs. the Bears, can't fight the urge to share this from my locker room notes in early October:
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is bullshit. You want to be a dynasty, buck the fuck up.
It’s actually insane how lucky Sirianni has been giving how absolutely fucking stupid he is
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It’s actually insane how lucky Sirianni has been giving how absolutely fucking stupid he is
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AJ Brown was 100% right about everything, and the media tried to make it a diva situation.
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
AJ Brown was 100% right about everything, and the media tried to make it a diva situation.
Nick’s gonna have plenty of time to peruse Cyber Monday deals.
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Nick’s gonna have plenty of time to peruse Cyber Monday deals.
Alright Nick. Another chance to prove you’re more qualified than Jeff Saturday was.
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Alright Nick. Another chance to prove you’re more qualified than Jeff Saturday was.