Kevin Choubacha (he/him)
@choubacha.bsky.social
Software engineer and marathoner. Opinions are mine alone and do not reflect my employer.
Philly transplant to LA
Go birds
Philly transplant to LA
Go birds
Pinned
The nfl scheduling creates rivals and distortions in a few ways that I think we can observe or sense:
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January 5, 2026 at 6:59 AM
The nfl scheduling creates rivals and distortions in a few ways that I think we can observe or sense:
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Most DPI penalties (2025)
8 (183 yds) Moss (DEN)
6 (102 yds) Davis (NE)
5 (104 yds) Ringo (PHI)
5 (92 yds) Mitchell (PHI)
5 (89 yds) Surtain (DEN)
5 (78 yds) Terrell (ATL)
5 (51 yds) Porter (PIT)
8 (183 yds) Moss (DEN)
6 (102 yds) Davis (NE)
5 (104 yds) Ringo (PHI)
5 (92 yds) Mitchell (PHI)
5 (89 yds) Surtain (DEN)
5 (78 yds) Terrell (ATL)
5 (51 yds) Porter (PIT)
I’d love to know how Kelee Ringo ranks among CBs in drawing DPIs. He had at least 4 on the season already and seemed to have at least two today, but I don’t have access to any stats to know for sure.
Maybe @denizselman33.bsky.social might know? It’s been brutal.
Maybe @denizselman33.bsky.social might know? It’s been brutal.
January 5, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Most DPI penalties (2025)
8 (183 yds) Moss (DEN)
6 (102 yds) Davis (NE)
5 (104 yds) Ringo (PHI)
5 (92 yds) Mitchell (PHI)
5 (89 yds) Surtain (DEN)
5 (78 yds) Terrell (ATL)
5 (51 yds) Porter (PIT)
8 (183 yds) Moss (DEN)
6 (102 yds) Davis (NE)
5 (104 yds) Ringo (PHI)
5 (92 yds) Mitchell (PHI)
5 (89 yds) Surtain (DEN)
5 (78 yds) Terrell (ATL)
5 (51 yds) Porter (PIT)
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Per usual, Republicans will twist themselves into knots to cosign Trump criminality and news media will report this political praise as normal response to normal acts—not a whole political party lauding war crimes.
✨Criminality✨ should be the lens through which this is being relayed to the people.
✨Criminality✨ should be the lens through which this is being relayed to the people.
Graham: This is not interventionism. This is making America safer. We're going to be more prosperous because of the business deals.
Trump: The oil companies are going to go in… and we’re taking back what they stole. They took our oil
Trump: The oil companies are going to go in… and we’re taking back what they stole. They took our oil
January 5, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Per usual, Republicans will twist themselves into knots to cosign Trump criminality and news media will report this political praise as normal response to normal acts—not a whole political party lauding war crimes.
✨Criminality✨ should be the lens through which this is being relayed to the people.
✨Criminality✨ should be the lens through which this is being relayed to the people.
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Ringo for more yards today.
Bennett for more penalties.
I think Bennett wins though.
Bennett for more penalties.
I think Bennett wins though.
Players with the most penalties in Week 18 of the 2025 #NFL Season
3/32 J. Bennett #Eagles="/hashtag/Eagles" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#Eagles
2/40 K. Wallace #Texans
2/37 K. Ringo #Eagles
2/25 M. Mbow #Giants
2/20 A. Adebawore #Colts
2/20 P. Mafah #Cowboys
Click link for all players:
https://www.nflpenalties.com/week/18?year=2025&view=players
3/32 J. Bennett #Eagles="/hashtag/Eagles" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#Eagles
2/40 K. Wallace #Texans
2/37 K. Ringo #Eagles
2/25 M. Mbow #Giants
2/20 A. Adebawore #Colts
2/20 P. Mafah #Cowboys
Click link for all players:
https://www.nflpenalties.com/week/18?year=2025&view=players
January 5, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Ringo for more yards today.
Bennett for more penalties.
I think Bennett wins though.
Bennett for more penalties.
I think Bennett wins though.
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The Tush Push is a play that the Eagles use to a) gain yardage, and b) make owners, coaches, players and fans of weaker teams cry in public.
January 5, 2026 at 5:58 AM
The Tush Push is a play that the Eagles use to a) gain yardage, and b) make owners, coaches, players and fans of weaker teams cry in public.
This is true on many levels.
A good Cuban is so good tho
January 5, 2026 at 3:52 AM
This is true on many levels.
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Good tip, I didn't even know they had an account here.
January 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Good tip, I didn't even know they had an account here.
Italian hoagie
Cheesesteak
Fried chicken sandwich
Banh Mi
Cheeseburger
Cheesesteak
Fried chicken sandwich
Banh Mi
Cheeseburger
What are y’all’s top five sandwiches? Like your desert island sandwiches?
January 5, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Italian hoagie
Cheesesteak
Fried chicken sandwich
Banh Mi
Cheeseburger
Cheesesteak
Fried chicken sandwich
Banh Mi
Cheeseburger
I’d love to know how Kelee Ringo ranks among CBs in drawing DPIs. He had at least 4 on the season already and seemed to have at least two today, but I don’t have access to any stats to know for sure.
Maybe @denizselman33.bsky.social might know? It’s been brutal.
Maybe @denizselman33.bsky.social might know? It’s been brutal.
January 5, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I’d love to know how Kelee Ringo ranks among CBs in drawing DPIs. He had at least 4 on the season already and seemed to have at least two today, but I don’t have access to any stats to know for sure.
Maybe @denizselman33.bsky.social might know? It’s been brutal.
Maybe @denizselman33.bsky.social might know? It’s been brutal.
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I miss Gainwell.🥺 Watching Steelers/Ravens… #GoBirds
a football game between the steelers and the eagles with a score of 0-3
Alt: a football game between the steelers and the eagles with a score of 0-3
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I miss Gainwell.🥺 Watching Steelers/Ravens… #GoBirds
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Never forget that Lurie fired Doug Pederson for wanting to promote from within instead of brining in an experienced OC. And even IF we win, Lurie HAS to realize that Kevin has to go. If he doesn’t, Siriani WILL lose the locker room.
January 5, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Never forget that Lurie fired Doug Pederson for wanting to promote from within instead of brining in an experienced OC. And even IF we win, Lurie HAS to realize that Kevin has to go. If he doesn’t, Siriani WILL lose the locker room.
Called it.
Jus’ sayin’
Jus’ sayin’
Shit, are the eagles gonna face the niners in the wildcard?
I can sense that’s the way things are heading.
I can sense that’s the way things are heading.
January 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Called it.
Jus’ sayin’
Jus’ sayin’
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The Eagles were playing today
okay so here's a different graph that is interesting. if we look at negative sentiment posts by the age of the account, there is a significant uptick in negative sentiment posts coming from "elder" accounts. this chart here is looking at the past 3 days.
January 5, 2026 at 1:35 AM
The Eagles were playing today
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Clearly Tanner McKee is the future of football.
January 4, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Clearly Tanner McKee is the future of football.
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There is still time for the Eagles to make a coaching change and save the season
January 5, 2026 at 12:25 AM
There is still time for the Eagles to make a coaching change and save the season
January 5, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Fire Patullo into the sun.
January 4, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Fire Patullo into the sun.
Hip drop tackles are against the rules.
No flag thrown.
No flag thrown.
January 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Hip drop tackles are against the rules.
No flag thrown.
No flag thrown.
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I’m Bigsbypilled. I’m Tankmaxing.
January 4, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I’m Bigsbypilled. I’m Tankmaxing.
This game is pure sickos content.
January 4, 2026 at 11:20 PM
This game is pure sickos content.
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Tank the tank
Tank the tank
Tank the tank
Tank the tank
Tank the tank
January 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Tank the tank
Tank the tank
Tank the tank
Tank the tank
Tank the tank
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They pick and choose when to blow the whistle l. I kid you not. #FlyEaglesFly
January 4, 2026 at 11:17 PM
They pick and choose when to blow the whistle l. I kid you not. #FlyEaglesFly
I need tank the tank in the playoffs.
Tank the tank
Tank the tank
Tank the tank
Tank the tank
Tank the tank
January 4, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I need tank the tank in the playoffs.
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Again, if Jalen were playing they would have called a run play (or he would’ve ran for the 1st). I want to win, but NGL I love that this game proving that OC playcalling is the biggest problem.
Tanner McKee could've easily run for a first down on 2nd-and-1. Instead, forced a throw that was incomplete. Then Tank Bigsby got stuffed on 3rd-and-1.
Punt.
Punt.
January 4, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Again, if Jalen were playing they would have called a run play (or he would’ve ran for the 1st). I want to win, but NGL I love that this game proving that OC playcalling is the biggest problem.
Ironic, I think Washington led 10-7 at the half two weeks ago.
January 4, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Ironic, I think Washington led 10-7 at the half two weeks ago.