Hamiltwan
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Hamiltwan
@hamiltwan.bsky.social
You snooze, you lose.
Well, I have snost and lost.
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November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Not to complain because Buck and Aikman have been one of the better commentary duos this season, but it's not really important if there was a fumble on a fourth down tackle for a loss...
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Lane Johnson's beard looks... uncomfortable.
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Imagine getting jacked up by Adoree Jackson. Dude _hates_ tackling.
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Do I have anyone reading this that would understand if I started pretending that DeVonta Smith speaks always in ALL CAPS?
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Fffffffffffffffffffffff
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Hurts does need to work on selling the play action, his fake is halfhearted. Gotta study some McNabb film, that dude always looked like he was about to take a vacation for the first second after he faked the handoff.
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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First down, fuck all youse.
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
We should make sure everyone we know is aware that Trump and the centrist Dems who we should be primarying are re-banning edibles. You know how Trump has only ever won by motivating people who don't usually vote?
Democrats helped Republicans kill a ten billion dollar industry in order to cave on the shutdown.
of all the things about this deal that are pissing me off this might have pissed me off the most
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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April 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Ryan Grim is a great example of the fact that there are many different types of intelligences. If intelligence was one number that could be captured by IQ, you could not possibly have the same guy losing an argument to an abusive vending machine but also he's smart enough to be able to read.
"I decided not to block it because I assume that would nuke me in the algorithm" this sounds like you are arguing with a vending machine that is also an abusive partner
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Meta itself estimates that it's involved in 1/3 of all successful scams in the United States lol
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Cool. What would you call the other wing then? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
That face.
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Do I get to lib out all day today or is it like a strict 24 hour period before I have to go back to being a cynical doomer? I don't feel like I should have to quit early just because the results came in pretty fast last night.
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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[Exit Clown.]
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Remember when we were all wondering what the difference was between the Dems leading in VA and NYC but it being a tight race in NJ and it turned out that the polls in NJ were just dogshit?
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Can you imagine if the border patrol asshole hadn't been wearing a bulletproof vest? That sandwich might have killed him and/or caused him to smell the meat and cheese of the sandwich instead of just the more fragrant ingredients!
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Hoping that this is due to a server being down or my wifi not working, and not actually the "special weather notice" my phone buzzed about:
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Listen, I also hate the Dilbert Guy even though it is very funny that his penis is shaped like Dilbert's head, but I don't think he should be condemned to the painful death that comes from RFK Jr. trying to cure his prostate cancer.
Healthcare but only for my friends
November 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The idea that that would be the role they would recognize him from?
Inconceivable!
On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
November 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
An electric leaf-blower, while lacking the moral purity of a rake or simply writing a short poem about the leaves, gets you probation.
Gas powered leaf-blower sends you straight to jail.
I'm a simple man: I believe in free social goods, and jail time for anyone who uses or hires someone else to use a leaf-blower
November 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Big, if true.
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM