Hamiltwan
@hamiltwan.bsky.social
You snooze, you lose.
Well, I have snost and lost.
Well, I have snost and lost.
He did block pretty hard in the long Saquon run before the DeVonta rapier stab.
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
He did block pretty hard in the long Saquon run before the DeVonta rapier stab.
They barely beat the Cardinals, which are at best a Division I AA team
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
They barely beat the Cardinals, which are at best a Division I AA team
Build a jail like at the Vet and put em away so they can think about what they've done.
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Build a jail like at the Vet and put em away so they can think about what they've done.
That's on Big Dom, he's gotta know when to stop giving Nick cocaine and start him on some downers.
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
That's on Big Dom, he's gotta know when to stop giving Nick cocaine and start him on some downers.
Despite having found a legendary pair of throwing daggers in AJ Brown and DeVonta Smith.
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Despite having found a legendary pair of throwing daggers in AJ Brown and DeVonta Smith.
We got the same call earlier, can't complain.
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
We got the same call earlier, can't complain.
You're on Bluesky, might as well just let it happen.
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
You're on Bluesky, might as well just let it happen.
Hold up...let her cook.
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Hold up...let her cook.
Like telling people that AJ Brown's legal name is Always JOpen Brown, I am nothing if not committed to a joke that no one but me finds funny.
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Like telling people that AJ Brown's legal name is Always JOpen Brown, I am nothing if not committed to a joke that no one but me finds funny.
Like, you'd have to know that his (not even primary) nickname is "the Slim Reaper" and also have read the Discworld books enough to know that Death (in those books) speaks in all caps. But if you would get it, I'm happy to do a series of very weird inside jokes.
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Like, you'd have to know that his (not even primary) nickname is "the Slim Reaper" and also have read the Discworld books enough to know that Death (in those books) speaks in all caps. But if you would get it, I'm happy to do a series of very weird inside jokes.
It is occurring to me that it was probably the assassin's dick that was messed up, not James Garfield's.
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
It is occurring to me that it was probably the assassin's dick that was messed up, not James Garfield's.
You can hear it whistling into Nick's right ear and directly back out of his left.
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
You can hear it whistling into Nick's right ear and directly back out of his left.
Was he trying to shoot the dick back out of the foreskin?
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Was he trying to shoot the dick back out of the foreskin?
I want to hear if it is Kevin or Nick.
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I want to hear if it is Kevin or Nick.
Ok, I will concede that we can circle back to this after the sodfather's head is safely on a pike.
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Ok, I will concede that we can circle back to this after the sodfather's head is safely on a pike.
Ok, Grok is telling me that's actually a quote about Shaq. Nevertheless.
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Ok, Grok is telling me that's actually a quote about Shaq. Nevertheless.
They used to call him "the big Aristotle," because when he got the ball in the paint, there was no solution.
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
They used to call him "the big Aristotle," because when he got the ball in the paint, there was no solution.
Good play calling takes into account the personnel and builds in some easy plays where ideal execution is less of a factor.
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Good play calling takes into account the personnel and builds in some easy plays where ideal execution is less of a factor.