Hamiltwan
@hamiltwan.bsky.social
You snooze, you lose.
Well, I have snost and lost.
Well, I have snost and lost.
I'm gonna become an influencer telling people what circumstances they need what kind of walking stick in. You're gonna want dual trekking poles if you're doing serious elevation with weight, but if you're going off trail on your day hike and love weed? Five feet of pine will do you just right.
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I'm gonna become an influencer telling people what circumstances they need what kind of walking stick in. You're gonna want dual trekking poles if you're doing serious elevation with weight, but if you're going off trail on your day hike and love weed? Five feet of pine will do you just right.
This is Judge (Judge John Hodgman Junior), much loved, extremely orange.
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This is Judge (Judge John Hodgman Junior), much loved, extremely orange.
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
Hoping that this is due to a server being down or my wifi not working, and not actually the "special weather notice" my phone buzzed about:
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Hoping that this is due to a server being down or my wifi not working, and not actually the "special weather notice" my phone buzzed about:
Everybody, we're sharing steps on main!
November 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Everybody, we're sharing steps on main!
I think that AI isn't doing a good job when I google something and it just has a paragraph about how it's pretty sure I meant to google something different, followed immediately by the thing I wanted. Presumably they will eventually get rid of the embarrassing correct result.
October 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I think that AI isn't doing a good job when I google something and it just has a paragraph about how it's pretty sure I meant to google something different, followed immediately by the thing I wanted. Presumably they will eventually get rid of the embarrassing correct result.
Stop (in the name of love)
Mandatory wallpaper check! (before you break your phone screen)
Mandatory wallpaper check! (before you break your phone screen)
October 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Stop (in the name of love)
Mandatory wallpaper check! (before you break your phone screen)
Mandatory wallpaper check! (before you break your phone screen)
I think by now everyone knows that drugs in Halloween candy is a hoax, but (especially with RFK Jr. suspending all food inspection by the FDA/USDA) you should be careful to investigate your child's candy for potentially harmful contamination. For example, unspotted this butterfinger impurity:
October 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I think by now everyone knows that drugs in Halloween candy is a hoax, but (especially with RFK Jr. suspending all food inspection by the FDA/USDA) you should be careful to investigate your child's candy for potentially harmful contamination. For example, unspotted this butterfinger impurity:
Hell yeah it's got that glow.
October 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Hell yeah it's got that glow.
It's still happening!
October 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It's still happening!
Wait, if the Blue Jays come back and win this game, they're gonna play the rest of the series in the morning or at least early afternoon?!?
October 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Wait, if the Blue Jays come back and win this game, they're gonna play the rest of the series in the morning or at least early afternoon?!?
You hate (love) to see it:
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
You hate (love) to see it:
Then what am I going to do with the extra I get from these gals?!?
October 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Then what am I going to do with the extra I get from these gals?!?
Phils got eliminated, Eagles got embarrassed, (googles) Flyers lost. Probably the Sixers are gonna have a forgettable season.
But on the plus side, my lunch today is fire emoji.
But on the plus side, my lunch today is fire emoji.
October 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Phils got eliminated, Eagles got embarrassed, (googles) Flyers lost. Probably the Sixers are gonna have a forgettable season.
But on the plus side, my lunch today is fire emoji.
But on the plus side, my lunch today is fire emoji.
Read theory, people who think the post office should turn a profit:
October 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Read theory, people who think the post office should turn a profit:
I promise you I didn't even say rest in piss. It was clearly algorithmic and overbroad and as you can see did not actually show the offending post, so also not helpful to teach me where the line was.
October 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I promise you I didn't even say rest in piss. It was clearly algorithmic and overbroad and as you can see did not actually show the offending post, so also not helpful to teach me where the line was.
Read theory, right wingers:
September 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Read theory, right wingers:
Oh no, she has recruited The Brothers into her schemes.
September 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Oh no, she has recruited The Brothers into her schemes.
This is a picture of a kitten who has decided that she is Big now. And she will do what she believes all Big cats do, which is desperately attempt to jump into the bowl of the toilet for a swim.
September 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This is a picture of a kitten who has decided that she is Big now. And she will do what she believes all Big cats do, which is desperately attempt to jump into the bowl of the toilet for a swim.
I like that Yahoo! Sports has this headline, which (correctly) implicitly notes that 0-3 is extremely thinkable for the Giants.
September 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I like that Yahoo! Sports has this headline, which (correctly) implicitly notes that 0-3 is extremely thinkable for the Giants.
My evidence that it was a scramble (blue is the line of scrimmage, although I guess that's always just considered an estimate).
September 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My evidence that it was a scramble (blue is the line of scrimmage, although I guess that's always just considered an estimate).