Kyle
@kbeatt.com
"It's really easy to get what you want, but really hard to get what you need." - Me
It could be worse 🤷🏾♂️
Philly 4 for 4 ⚾🏈🏒🏀
Gifs are my primary method of communication
It could be worse 🤷🏾♂️
Philly 4 for 4 ⚾🏈🏒🏀
Gifs are my primary method of communication
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Kyle
@kbeatt.com
· Aug 22
My best friend left me unexpectedly last night. Kelsey was an amazing dog. We were the perfect team. She was not too needy but always ready for an adventurous walk around the block or to the field for an hour of fetch. My house is too quiet now. I'm really going to miss her 💔💔
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THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 PM
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
This same article comes out every 2 years during the Olympics
They’re just out there setting records at everything.
Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days
Free condoms for competitors at the Winter Olympics have run out within a record-breaking three days
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:47 PM
This same article comes out every 2 years during the Olympics
How much do you want to bet that there will be a US military attack happening in the Middle East during Ramadan? I should start my own betting platform
February 13, 2026 at 1:53 PM
How much do you want to bet that there will be a US military attack happening in the Middle East during Ramadan? I should start my own betting platform
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
What if it happens on President's Day and then we have to have a federal holiday in remembrance of him
February 13, 2026 at 12:30 PM
What if it happens on President's Day and then we have to have a federal holiday in remembrance of him
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
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MJF explains his issues with Australia
😂
(Today Show Australia)
😂
(Today Show Australia)
February 13, 2026 at 4:42 AM
MJF explains his issues with Australia
😂
(Today Show Australia)
😂
(Today Show Australia)
It better be the original voice actor
'God of War Trilogy Remake' has been officially announced 🎮
Now in development
Now in development
February 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
It better be the original voice actor
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It’s pretty clear Castellanos never really wanted to be in Philly but that was the only place he could get the contract he wanted. And he simply couldn’t accept that he wasn’t as good as he thought he was and wouldn’t hear it from anyone else
February 12, 2026 at 8:59 PM
It’s pretty clear Castellanos never really wanted to be in Philly but that was the only place he could get the contract he wanted. And he simply couldn’t accept that he wasn’t as good as he thought he was and wouldn’t hear it from anyone else
You can be a good person and a bad teammate at the same time. I always thought it was strange he was barely celebrating when they won the pennant that year. Yeah it isn't winning the WS but you should still be with your teammates and not outisde separate from the celebration
How the Phillies’ $100 million marriage with Nick Castellanos ended in divorce: www.nytimes.com/athletic/art...
How the Phillies’ $100 million marriage with Nick Castellanos ended in divorce
When the Phillies ate $20 million on Thursday and released Castellanos, it was an admission that the relationship was irrevocably broken.
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:47 PM
You can be a good person and a bad teammate at the same time. I always thought it was strange he was barely celebrating when they won the pennant that year. Yeah it isn't winning the WS but you should still be with your teammates and not outisde separate from the celebration
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How the Phillies’ $100 million marriage with Nick Castellanos ended in divorce: www.nytimes.com/athletic/art...
How the Phillies’ $100 million marriage with Nick Castellanos ended in divorce
When the Phillies ate $20 million on Thursday and released Castellanos, it was an admission that the relationship was irrevocably broken.
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
How the Phillies’ $100 million marriage with Nick Castellanos ended in divorce: www.nytimes.com/athletic/art...
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Cracking open a Presidente in front of your boss moments after getting placed on performance review. I will not miss Nick Castellanos, the player, but I will desperately miss Nick Castellanos, the man.
February 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Cracking open a Presidente in front of your boss moments after getting placed on performance review. I will not miss Nick Castellanos, the player, but I will desperately miss Nick Castellanos, the man.
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who will live in the cursed simmons mansion next?
February 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
who will live in the cursed simmons mansion next?
I didn't like when Rob took him out in Miami but you cannot bring a beer to the bench in the dugout during the game. Wait until the game is over to start drinking
Castellanos also addresses the “Miami incident” when he was pulled from the game.
February 12, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I didn't like when Rob took him out in Miami but you cannot bring a beer to the bench in the dugout during the game. Wait until the game is over to start drinking
My team is a lot less slutty now. Adolis seems like he might have the potential to fill in that missing sluttiness quotient
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
My team is a lot less slutty now. Adolis seems like he might have the potential to fill in that missing sluttiness quotient
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So long Nick. May you get nothing but fastballs on the inside corner
February 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
So long Nick. May you get nothing but fastballs on the inside corner
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
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Korea’s Gaon Choi took a bad fall. They brought out the sled but she was able to board down on her own.
February 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Korea’s Gaon Choi took a bad fall. They brought out the sled but she was able to board down on her own.
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Official statement from WBD on Brody King:
"Warner Bros. Discovery did not have any involvement in Brody King’s upcoming AEW schedule. Any speculation to the contrary is categorically false. Brody is scheduled to appear during the next AEW event, which will air this Saturday on TNT and HBO Max"
"Warner Bros. Discovery did not have any involvement in Brody King’s upcoming AEW schedule. Any speculation to the contrary is categorically false. Brody is scheduled to appear during the next AEW event, which will air this Saturday on TNT and HBO Max"
February 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Official statement from WBD on Brody King:
"Warner Bros. Discovery did not have any involvement in Brody King’s upcoming AEW schedule. Any speculation to the contrary is categorically false. Brody is scheduled to appear during the next AEW event, which will air this Saturday on TNT and HBO Max"
"Warner Bros. Discovery did not have any involvement in Brody King’s upcoming AEW schedule. Any speculation to the contrary is categorically false. Brody is scheduled to appear during the next AEW event, which will air this Saturday on TNT and HBO Max"
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The rumors that Brody King was kept off AEW Dynamite by WBD were vehemently denied to me.
I'll add more context as soon as I'm able
I'll add more context as soon as I'm able
February 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM
The rumors that Brody King was kept off AEW Dynamite by WBD were vehemently denied to me.
I'll add more context as soon as I'm able
I'll add more context as soon as I'm able