Erin Siobhan
@erinsiobhan.bsky.social
butterfly decal, rearview mirror
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This has been a test of The Funny Thing Happened Broadcast Service, and you all did great. See you next time
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 AM
This has been a test of The Funny Thing Happened Broadcast Service, and you all did great. See you next time
"Gonna put on the Flyers to calm down for a few minutes" is not a thing I would have imagined telling myself a few days ago...
January 20, 2026 at 3:14 AM
"Gonna put on the Flyers to calm down for a few minutes" is not a thing I would have imagined telling myself a few days ago...
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I think of it as the shovel test.
Because of your actions, I now have to shift a large pile of shit. Are you going to try to "manage" me or lecture me on proper shoveling technique? Or are you going to own up, pick up a shovel, and get to work?
Shovelers welcome. All others can fuck off.
Because of your actions, I now have to shift a large pile of shit. Are you going to try to "manage" me or lecture me on proper shoveling technique? Or are you going to own up, pick up a shovel, and get to work?
Shovelers welcome. All others can fuck off.
January 19, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I think of it as the shovel test.
Because of your actions, I now have to shift a large pile of shit. Are you going to try to "manage" me or lecture me on proper shoveling technique? Or are you going to own up, pick up a shovel, and get to work?
Shovelers welcome. All others can fuck off.
Because of your actions, I now have to shift a large pile of shit. Are you going to try to "manage" me or lecture me on proper shoveling technique? Or are you going to own up, pick up a shovel, and get to work?
Shovelers welcome. All others can fuck off.
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ICE: "followed by will stancil"
January 17, 2026 at 1:47 AM
ICE: "followed by will stancil"
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Sports so grim they're making me want to put on the news
January 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Sports so grim they're making me want to put on the news
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Here at Bluesky, we're pushing forward into the future. Not that future. We hate AI and love buttons. It's our future to create
January 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Here at Bluesky, we're pushing forward into the future. Not that future. We hate AI and love buttons. It's our future to create
Why did anyone think we could put Italians in charge of this?
skillful news writing www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
January 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Why did anyone think we could put Italians in charge of this?
In lighter news, a hilarious ongoing saga over on Instagram is how Peaches the dog has, like virtually every other woman in the world, realized that she absolutely does not want to hang out at Dave Portnoy's house and spends all of her waking moments attempting to remedy the situation.
January 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
In lighter news, a hilarious ongoing saga over on Instagram is how Peaches the dog has, like virtually every other woman in the world, realized that she absolutely does not want to hang out at Dave Portnoy's house and spends all of her waking moments attempting to remedy the situation.
Guy in a Gritty fur wig to the aggressive Uber scammers outside of Stateside? Live: : "NO! I DONT WANT YOUR TESLA RIDE HOME. I WANT A V8!" I love my country, Philadelphia.
January 9, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Guy in a Gritty fur wig to the aggressive Uber scammers outside of Stateside? Live: : "NO! I DONT WANT YOUR TESLA RIDE HOME. I WANT A V8!" I love my country, Philadelphia.
Well at least one good thing happened this week 🙌
January 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Well at least one good thing happened this week 🙌
Emergency mental health health field trip to the boy aquarium
January 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Emergency mental health health field trip to the boy aquarium
Boys, stop. You are going to scare him away. Begging you to be normal for once.
January 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Boys, stop. You are going to scare him away. Begging you to be normal for once.
Don't have a lot of words right now for all of this, but I can share Renee's. Here is Renee Nicole Good's Academy of American Poets Prize winning work. She left us something beautiful.
2020 Academy of American Poets Prize
On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs by Renée Nicole Macklin
poets.org
January 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Don't have a lot of words right now for all of this, but I can share Renee's. Here is Renee Nicole Good's Academy of American Poets Prize winning work. She left us something beautiful.
Seeing some good advice that people should log off for a bit if they need to to take care of themselves, but what you have to understand is that if I do that I will be left here with my thoughts. My thoughts!
January 7, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Seeing some good advice that people should log off for a bit if they need to to take care of themselves, but what you have to understand is that if I do that I will be left here with my thoughts. My thoughts!
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Some folks are in my mentions blaming these players for going to Venezuela like they are reckless tourists or something. Stop it.
Venezuela is where they were born and raised and continue to live in the offseason and where their family and friends also live. We bombed their home.
Venezuela is where they were born and raised and continue to live in the offseason and where their family and friends also live. We bombed their home.
Ronald Acuña Jr; his brother Luisangel Acuña, Salvador Perez, Maikel Garcia, Gabriel Moreno, and Orlando Arcia are also among dozens of MLB players and prospects currently in Venezuela for winter ball. www.baseball-reference.com/register/lea...
January 3, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Some folks are in my mentions blaming these players for going to Venezuela like they are reckless tourists or something. Stop it.
Venezuela is where they were born and raised and continue to live in the offseason and where their family and friends also live. We bombed their home.
Venezuela is where they were born and raised and continue to live in the offseason and where their family and friends also live. We bombed their home.
Baby's first goal!!!!!!
January 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Baby's first goal!!!!!!
The United States Government
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
The United States Government
This is bizarre and surreal, even by the absolutely insane standards we've become accustomed to
January 3, 2026 at 4:53 PM
This is bizarre and surreal, even by the absolutely insane standards we've become accustomed to
More Robyn? Oh woke and gay and millennial is so back for 2026. Happy New Year, friends!
January 1, 2026 at 5:25 AM
More Robyn? Oh woke and gay and millennial is so back for 2026. Happy New Year, friends!
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Connor and Hudson are spending new years together and I'm just here making a burger it's fine
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Connor and Hudson are spending new years together and I'm just here making a burger it's fine