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Alex N
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#SFBX Satellite
#SFB11
#SFB12 playoffs
#SFB13 playoffs
#SFB14 playoffs (191st regular season)
#SFB15 playoffs
Artisanal Fig Farmer
Former mathlete, current cruciverbalist
Running backs don't have tires.
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A good trade doesn't have a winner and a loser, it has two winners and N-2 losers (N = number of teams in the league).
No, I believe they sold/monetized allowing the models to train on it.
January 16, 2026 at 3:03 AM
What a time capsule
January 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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Yo check it out it’s Palefred Bitchcock
why would they intentionally post this??
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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The high res shot
📸 Tony Huynh/Orlando Magic
January 16, 2026 at 12:37 AM
That guy is terrible. Gets his interns to tweet snarkily while locking up those without homes, kowtowing to billionaires, cozying up to right wingers, and oh yeah, throwing trans folks under the bus at every opportunity.
January 16, 2026 at 12:38 AM
It went viral on Reddit a few days ago, and then I hadn't heard anything about it til I saw this.

Sorry for coming in hot, I just think it's so dumb, and don't really have any remaining respect for WaPo
January 16, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Haha, I'm all for making fun of it!
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
This story is the football equivalent of not believing in vaccines.

Please just dismiss it as the nonsense it is. Repeating it just makes everyone dumber.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
This is really weak and bad pseudoscience.

Any electric field created by electrical current flowing is much stronger very very near the flow of current. The field strength falls off *exponentially* (1/r^2) and becomes essentially zero in a very small distance.

Please do not amplify stuff like this
January 16, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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Remember when Putin stole a Super Bowl ring from Robert Kraft (Trump's good pal)

Where do you think Trump gets all his ideas from? www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/her...
Here's how Vladimir Putin stole a Super Bowl ring from the Patriots' Robert Kraft
The Patriots owner only has three of his four Super Bowl rings. Putin has the other one
www.cbssports.com
January 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
“Philadelphia wouldn’t be such a shithole” if District Attorney Larry Krasner prosecuted more crimes, State Sen. Jarrett Coleman, a Republican from Allentown, told Fox News Wednesday.

Fuck you, bozo. All due respect to Allentown, I wouldn't be calling anywhere a shithole from Allentown.
January 15, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms.
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
January 15, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Maybe the press covering the white house should have been asking hard questions and pushing back against lies, instead of whatever the hell they've been doing for the past 12 months
The FBI invaded @washingtonpost.com reporter's home, taking her devices & more, supposedly related to investigation of a gov't worker. Maybe? But: this reporter was THE go-to covering what is happening inside the White House & fed govt, making this a likely shakedown to chill her & other reporters.
January 15, 2026 at 12:06 PM
They were a thing long before that guy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Challen...
Challenge coin - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 15, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Historically, in a small town, it's a jury of your *peers* who know you. Not just every day citizens.
January 15, 2026 at 11:54 AM
The pro-lifers are worried about the birth rate crisis so much they're attempting to murder children.
His 6 month old stopped breathing!

HIS SIX MONTH OLD STOPPED BREATHING!

A father was getting his kids out of the neighborhood because it was unsafe & ICE threw flash bangs & tear gas at his car with children & a baby inside!

His 6 month old stopped breathing & all the children were hospitalized!
January 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
I support (Patreon etc) at least four content creators/artists I follow on here
January 15, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I think it is and will be hard to tell which platform has the most real regular users due to bots and artificially inflated "impression" stats
January 15, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Yeah I think Australia and the UK are both working to block it now. Not major markets for the NFL, but certainly significant.

So you see it as sort of a sinking ship at this point?
January 15, 2026 at 3:05 AM
What does stabilized mean? I haven't been there but my understanding is there's lots of bots, a heavy handed algorithm, a mechahitler AI, and now bikinis on everyone.

Also, external links are suppressed, so most people who post here regularly report more organic engagement.
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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“Maybe”
January 15, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Can you explain that idea a little further?
January 15, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Um, this is the official app of sports, Ben.
January 15, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM