Jake Trowbridge
@jaketrowbridge.bsky.social
Silly video maker for Matthew Berry’s Fantasy Life.
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Typical John song: waiter there’s a grenade in my salad bowl, oh yeaaaah
Typical Paul song: love sounds like dove isn’t that wonderful beep bop boom
Typical George song: i found a little god in my shower drain [SITAR SOLO]
Typical Ringo song: hey a giraffe wearing bowling shoes HOW ABOUT THAT
Typical Paul song: love sounds like dove isn’t that wonderful beep bop boom
Typical George song: i found a little god in my shower drain [SITAR SOLO]
Typical Ringo song: hey a giraffe wearing bowling shoes HOW ABOUT THAT
February 3, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Typical John song: waiter there’s a grenade in my salad bowl, oh yeaaaah
Typical Paul song: love sounds like dove isn’t that wonderful beep bop boom
Typical George song: i found a little god in my shower drain [SITAR SOLO]
Typical Ringo song: hey a giraffe wearing bowling shoes HOW ABOUT THAT
Typical Paul song: love sounds like dove isn’t that wonderful beep bop boom
Typical George song: i found a little god in my shower drain [SITAR SOLO]
Typical Ringo song: hey a giraffe wearing bowling shoes HOW ABOUT THAT
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The NFL’s statement on Steve Tisch: “The league is aware of the reports and Steve’s response. Our office will look into the matter to understand the facts.”
February 3, 2026 at 12:03 AM
The NFL’s statement on Steve Tisch: “The league is aware of the reports and Steve’s response. Our office will look into the matter to understand the facts.”
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Yes, we need ALL the Epstein files.
January 31, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Yes, we need ALL the Epstein files.
Truly MUST be the nickname.
a man with curly hair is talking to another man and says `` you have to call me dragon . ''
ALT: a man with curly hair is talking to another man and says `` you have to call me dragon . ''
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Truly MUST be the nickname.
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Paul McCartney - not American
Rolling Stones - not American
The Who - Not American
Coldplay - not American
Shakira - not American
The Weeknd - not American
Rihanna - not American
Bad Bunny - US Citizen
Rolling Stones - not American
The Who - Not American
Coldplay - not American
Shakira - not American
The Weeknd - not American
Rihanna - not American
Bad Bunny - US Citizen
February 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Paul McCartney - not American
Rolling Stones - not American
The Who - Not American
Coldplay - not American
Shakira - not American
The Weeknd - not American
Rihanna - not American
Bad Bunny - US Citizen
Rolling Stones - not American
The Who - Not American
Coldplay - not American
Shakira - not American
The Weeknd - not American
Rihanna - not American
Bad Bunny - US Citizen
Someone explain to me how this man had multiple interviews to be a HEAD COACH.
Bonus points if you can do it without using any sarcasm.
Bonus points if you can do it without using any sarcasm.
The Broncos are promoting Davis Webb to be their new offensive coordinator.
Webb, who garnered multiple head coaching interviews in this cycle, is promoted to replace Joe Lombardi under Sean Payton in Denver. Logan Kilgore takes Webb's old spot on the Broncos' staff.
Webb, who garnered multiple head coaching interviews in this cycle, is promoted to replace Joe Lombardi under Sean Payton in Denver. Logan Kilgore takes Webb's old spot on the Broncos' staff.
February 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Someone explain to me how this man had multiple interviews to be a HEAD COACH.
Bonus points if you can do it without using any sarcasm.
Bonus points if you can do it without using any sarcasm.
I’ve never heard that theory. Consider me intrigued…
February 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I’ve never heard that theory. Consider me intrigued…
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Top 5 Groundhog Day movies:
5. Happy Death Day
4. Run Lola Run
3. Palm Springs
2. Groundhog Day
1. Edge of Tomorrow
5. Happy Death Day
4. Run Lola Run
3. Palm Springs
2. Groundhog Day
1. Edge of Tomorrow
February 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Top 5 Groundhog Day movies:
5. Happy Death Day
4. Run Lola Run
3. Palm Springs
2. Groundhog Day
1. Edge of Tomorrow
5. Happy Death Day
4. Run Lola Run
3. Palm Springs
2. Groundhog Day
1. Edge of Tomorrow
Reposted by Jake Trowbridge
In the days before the presidential inauguration, an Emirati sheikh paid $187 million to entities controlled by Donald Trump’s family to take a major stake in one of the president’s crypto companies, World Liberty Financial.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
‘Spy Sheikh’ Bought Secret Stake in Trump Company
$500 million investment for 49% of World Liberty came months before U.A.E. won access to tightly guarded American AI chips.
www.wsj.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
In the days before the presidential inauguration, an Emirati sheikh paid $187 million to entities controlled by Donald Trump’s family to take a major stake in one of the president’s crypto companies, World Liberty Financial.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
All nominees for best new artist should be required to perform their version of Alice In Chains “Man in the Box.”
i really hope all eight Best New Artist nominees perform simultaneously
February 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
All nominees for best new artist should be required to perform their version of Alice In Chains “Man in the Box.”
All performances going forward should be medleys.
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
All performances going forward should be medleys.
And no one wants to perform there while he’s in charge of it.
So instead of an empty stage and empty seats he’s going to make it an empty lot.
So instead of an empty stage and empty seats he’s going to make it an empty lot.
February 2, 2026 at 12:56 AM
And no one wants to perform there while he’s in charge of it.
So instead of an empty stage and empty seats he’s going to make it an empty lot.
So instead of an empty stage and empty seats he’s going to make it an empty lot.
It’s ok to just say “movies have mostly gotten worse” and not bend over backwards for older, still bad movies.
I would just like to say I am not here for nostalgia about the Michael bay transformers movies. Those movies are terrible, we knew they were terrible at the time, and they remain, to this day, terrible. Grow up.
February 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
It’s ok to just say “movies have mostly gotten worse” and not bend over backwards for older, still bad movies.
USA Today crossword puzzle not fucking around.
February 1, 2026 at 5:08 PM
USA Today crossword puzzle not fucking around.
I thought this kind of thing only happened in Mike Tyson’s Punch Out
Jarrell Miller getting his fucking toupee punched off is boxing legacy holy fuck lmao
February 1, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I thought this kind of thing only happened in Mike Tyson’s Punch Out
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"Healthcare workers confirm that ICE is abandoning half-naked kidnapping victims in the woods of Minnesota to die. "Individuals have shown up in emergency rooms who require amputations—some with cracked skulls." (1/29/26)"
www.reddit.com/r/ICE_Watch/...
www.reddit.com/r/ICE_Watch/...
From the ICE_Watch community on Reddit: Healthcare workers confirm that ICE is abandoning half-naked kidnapping victims in the woods of Minnesota to die. "Individuals have shown up in emergency rooms ...
Explore this post and more from the ICE_Watch community
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January 31, 2026 at 9:15 AM
"Healthcare workers confirm that ICE is abandoning half-naked kidnapping victims in the woods of Minnesota to die. "Individuals have shown up in emergency rooms who require amputations—some with cracked skulls." (1/29/26)"
www.reddit.com/r/ICE_Watch/...
www.reddit.com/r/ICE_Watch/...
“It’s been a long season. In a lot of ways. And it’s completely understandable if you’re worn out, run down and just plain exhausted.
So maybe the best thing to do this weekend is to simply take care of yourself and those around you.”
www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...
So maybe the best thing to do this weekend is to simply take care of yourself and those around you.”
www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...
It's A Beautiful Day For A Neighbor With No NFL Action
In today's Fantasy Life Newsletter, presented by Xfinity ...
www.fantasylife.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:28 PM
“It’s been a long season. In a lot of ways. And it’s completely understandable if you’re worn out, run down and just plain exhausted.
So maybe the best thing to do this weekend is to simply take care of yourself and those around you.”
www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...
So maybe the best thing to do this weekend is to simply take care of yourself and those around you.”
www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...
I appreciate that. I really didn’t know if I had it in me.
January 31, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I appreciate that. I really didn’t know if I had it in me.
Well that is very kind.
Schitt'S Creek GIF
ALT: Schitt'S Creek GIF
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Well that is very kind.
That’s a big win.
Maybe I’ll give it another go for an extended cut…
Maybe I’ll give it another go for an extended cut…
January 31, 2026 at 5:44 AM
That’s a big win.
Maybe I’ll give it another go for an extended cut…
Maybe I’ll give it another go for an extended cut…
That might be the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me. ❤️
January 31, 2026 at 4:50 AM
That might be the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me. ❤️
Very carefully and with my wife’s eyebrow pencil.
January 31, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Very carefully and with my wife’s eyebrow pencil.
I owe a great debt to that wig.
January 31, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I owe a great debt to that wig.