Alex N
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Alex N
@guamdon.jawn.wtf
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#SFB14 playoffs (191st regular season)
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Artisanal Fig Farmer
Former mathlete, current cruciverbalist
Running backs don't have tires.
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This is the only other place I've seen reporting this, which is why I asked
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
So far, so useless...
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Anyone EVER seen this on sleeper before?

Right after I contacted the commissioner, another team added him.

@sleepernfl.bsky.social ???
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
RIP Zappa, you were a real one

(My friend's cat, just found out)
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Last time I was in Portland (June 2013), I ran into Kristen Schaal in an elevator. I couldn't remember her name so I ended up making a Twitter account to tweet an apology at her.
October 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Rewarded myself for locating my gate
October 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I might win this week!
October 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Not even close
October 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Finished waivers for this week (6 leagues)
October 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
October 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
*see I have two packers on bye, scroll down to see what options are on the bench*

...
September 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It's here, and it's beautiful 😍
September 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
From week 1:
September 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Bought a new record. Might listen to it, might not. No idea if it's any good.
September 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
September 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Home leagues are hilarious
September 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The cold brew is just whatever, but this concentrate is surprisingly good!
September 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Golf is a good walk ruined; fantasy is a good Sunday ruined.
September 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Airports 🤝 Vegas
Time of day doesn't matter
September 8, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Laughing at the rubes in the long line for coffee while I enjoy my 9 am airport beer
September 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I think this person with the kite-mobile was having the best time of anyone at the beach (it was a very windy day)
September 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
🤌🤌🤌
September 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The view from our hotel fire escape may be the most gorgeous fire escape backdrop I have ever seen
September 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM