Getting off Twitter is not something I feel I have the right to pressure others to do since I haven’t used social media for more than shitposting in years and can do that anywhere. But, like, man. Idk how one could possibly defend being on there anymore. Like what more needs to occur?
January 2, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Getting off Twitter is not something I feel I have the right to pressure others to do since I haven’t used social media for more than shitposting in years and can do that anywhere. But, like, man. Idk how one could possibly defend being on there anymore. Like what more needs to occur?
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Watching a video about how you'd do yourself with the portals from Portal and "you're not thinking in portals man" is an incredible phrase
January 1, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Watching a video about how you'd do yourself with the portals from Portal and "you're not thinking in portals man" is an incredible phrase
For a lot of years, I've been the "odd wheel" of my friend group, but what's been great about the last couple New Years is now that a lot of my friends have been married for a bit, they got bored of kissing their wives at midnight and kiss me instead.
January 1, 2026 at 2:22 PM
For a lot of years, I've been the "odd wheel" of my friend group, but what's been great about the last couple New Years is now that a lot of my friends have been married for a bit, they got bored of kissing their wives at midnight and kiss me instead.
First beverage of 2026
January 1, 2026 at 5:36 AM
First beverage of 2026
Drinking like this tonight
A Vodka Movie by Zach Galifianakis, Tim and Eric
YouTube video by Eric Wareheim
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December 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Drinking like this tonight
2025 was rough. Just a train wreck in the middle of a circus in most ways. Maybe even the worst of my life (-Homer Simpson voice- so far). But the Eagles won the SB and I got a new job, plus I got to officiate two of my best friends’ weddings, so I try and take the good with the bad. Here’s to ‘26.
December 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
2025 was rough. Just a train wreck in the middle of a circus in most ways. Maybe even the worst of my life (-Homer Simpson voice- so far). But the Eagles won the SB and I got a new job, plus I got to officiate two of my best friends’ weddings, so I try and take the good with the bad. Here’s to ‘26.
-the Vancouver Canucks Planning Committee sits silently around a huge table in contemplation-
Someone: whale with human teeth
-room explodes in applause. some in tears-
Someone: whale with human teeth
-room explodes in applause. some in tears-
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
-the Vancouver Canucks Planning Committee sits silently around a huge table in contemplation-
Someone: whale with human teeth
-room explodes in applause. some in tears-
Someone: whale with human teeth
-room explodes in applause. some in tears-
As long as Diggs said “why you little…” before strangling I think he’s innocent.
December 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
As long as Diggs said “why you little…” before strangling I think he’s innocent.
If you think losing to Bijan in fantasy is bad imagine needing just 2.5 points from Drake London.
December 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If you think losing to Bijan in fantasy is bad imagine needing just 2.5 points from Drake London.
As a white man, I am constantly forced to apologize for air drumming the fill on In The Air Tonight.
Next time someone says they don’t have to apologize for being white anymore, ask them to tell about the most recent time they were forced to apologize for being white and who made them do it.
December 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
As a white man, I am constantly forced to apologize for air drumming the fill on In The Air Tonight.
Carrie Underwood should have to do the Sunday Night Football theme for sunday night hockey games. She also has to do it on the ice but still in boots.
December 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Carrie Underwood should have to do the Sunday Night Football theme for sunday night hockey games. She also has to do it on the ice but still in boots.
You can't give the Bills an easier path to a comeback and they still said nah. After the Cooks catch I was like okay there's nothing the Eagles can do to stave off this dumb story book scripted comeback they can glaze all week on ESPN. But nope. Bills wouldn't have it.
December 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
You can't give the Bills an easier path to a comeback and they still said nah. After the Cooks catch I was like okay there's nothing the Eagles can do to stave off this dumb story book scripted comeback they can glaze all week on ESPN. But nope. Bills wouldn't have it.
I’ve decided I’m entirely too dumb to be on BlueSky but hate Nazis too much to be on Twitter. Need a between site where I can be freely stupid but not be immediately molested by erotic AI HitlerBots.
December 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I’ve decided I’m entirely too dumb to be on BlueSky but hate Nazis too much to be on Twitter. Need a between site where I can be freely stupid but not be immediately molested by erotic AI HitlerBots.
Thing is, I’ve only ever -seen- Santa on a fire truck so I don’t understand why everyone gets all mad when I set the lawn on fire every Christmas Eve.
December 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Thing is, I’ve only ever -seen- Santa on a fire truck so I don’t understand why everyone gets all mad when I set the lawn on fire every Christmas Eve.
It turns out the real Things were the Strangers we met along the way
December 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It turns out the real Things were the Strangers we met along the way
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
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Everyone always asks Will.I.Am but never How.I.Am
The Grammy Award–winning artist turned tech entrepreneur advises Gen Zers to forget about work-life balance if they want to emulate his success. trib.al/RGSO9CT
Will.i.am grinds from 5-to-9 after his 9-to-5—because work-life balance is for people 'working on someone else’s dream' and not for visionaries | Fortune
Will.i.am tells Gen Z to ditch work-life balance: ‘Those words don’t compute for the materializers’
trib.al
December 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Everyone always asks Will.I.Am but never How.I.Am
Mookies Last Christmas
YouTube video by Saosin - Topic
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December 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
-in tune of Sugar Ray-
"When it happens......that's the time I fall in love again"
"When it happens......that's the time I fall in love again"
December 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
-in tune of Sugar Ray-
"When it happens......that's the time I fall in love again"
"When it happens......that's the time I fall in love again"
Look at this absolute fucking unit
December 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Look at this absolute fucking unit
🎶 I used to pray for times like this, for times like this. Something something times like this, locked on wrists, in the back of the paddy wagon with times like this. 🎶
The Eagles have clinched the NFC East once again, while the Cowboys have been officially eliminated from the playoffs.
December 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
🎶 I used to pray for times like this, for times like this. Something something times like this, locked on wrists, in the back of the paddy wagon with times like this. 🎶
Death. At its bleakest core. Hell cowers at what’s inside that suitcase. He is not selling murder. He is selling all that represents the end of joy. He wants nothing more than to see the light in your eyes go out and to watch you hand over money to do so. He is Fear and his fancy feast is souls.
December 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Death. At its bleakest core. Hell cowers at what’s inside that suitcase. He is not selling murder. He is selling all that represents the end of joy. He wants nothing more than to see the light in your eyes go out and to watch you hand over money to do so. He is Fear and his fancy feast is souls.
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Foghorn Leghorn is on the Epstein List
October 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Foghorn Leghorn is on the Epstein List