Phillowe'en
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The rarest of homunculi found in Karazad: the necromancer’s familiar. Man-flesh and raven feather drawn over a wooden keel, a golden arrowhead to see through, and grasping fingers with which to carry messages, pilfer, and perch. Only constructed by the most skilled of the region’s miracle workers…
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The rarest of homunculi found in Karazad: the necromancer’s familiar. Man-flesh and raven feather drawn over a wooden keel, a golden arrowhead to see through, and grasping fingers with which to carry messages, pilfer, and perch. Only constructed by the most skilled of the region’s miracle workers…
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Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
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December 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
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I wish to attend this "Dragon Ball."
December 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I wish to attend this "Dragon Ball."
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Television show called Strange Things about a place called The On It's Side and a girl named Six and a Half
December 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Television show called Strange Things about a place called The On It's Side and a girl named Six and a Half
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This is a great idea
'Record numbers of Swedish retirees are enrolling in a university run “by pensioners for pensioners” amid increased loneliness and a growing appetite for learning and in-person interactions.' 1/2
‘Keeps your mind alert’: older Swedes reap the benefits of learning for pleasure
Retirees with ‘fantastic hunger for education’ taking part in university organised events in record numbers
www.theguardian.com
December 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
This is a great idea
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
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With music - Christmas greetings, it’s a look back to the morning farm rush hour with our forever friends enjoying the freedom of our charity farm, living in harmony
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
With music - Christmas greetings, it’s a look back to the morning farm rush hour with our forever friends enjoying the freedom of our charity farm, living in harmony
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Birmingham Bullring wishes all its patrons a very Merry Aptio Setup Utility and a Happy New BIOS Information ✨
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Birmingham Bullring wishes all its patrons a very Merry Aptio Setup Utility and a Happy New BIOS Information ✨
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in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference
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Wrote about the (tip-top) Amandaland Christmas special
Amandaland Christmas special review – Jennifer Saunders is sublime in this Ab Fab reunion
Amandaland Christmas special review – Jennifer Saunders is sublime in this Ab Fab reunion
The TV legend is back on screen with Joanna Lumley for a brilliant guest role in the Motherland spinoff. It’s all off to Aunt Joan’s mansion for a beautfifully bittersweet festive tale
www.theguardian.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Wrote about the (tip-top) Amandaland Christmas special
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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December 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Haven’t been feeling very Christmassy, but I’ve done three poos today so, god bless us every one, I guess!
December 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Haven’t been feeling very Christmassy, but I’ve done three poos today so, god bless us every one, I guess!
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that well-known species, the Big Whale.
December 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
that well-known species, the Big Whale.
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you boy
you girl
superstar what day is it
here we go
you girl
superstar what day is it
here we go
December 25, 2025 at 9:42 AM
you boy
you girl
superstar what day is it
here we go
you girl
superstar what day is it
here we go
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Woman Struggles To Put Down Bags While Holding Coffee Like Dog Trying To Fit Stick Through Door https://theonion.com/woman-struggles-to-put-down-bags-while-holding-coffee-like-dog-trying-to-fit-stick-through-door/
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Woman Struggles To Put Down Bags While Holding Coffee Like Dog Trying To Fit Stick Through Door https://theonion.com/woman-struggles-to-put-down-bags-while-holding-coffee-like-dog-trying-to-fit-stick-through-door/
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a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
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It could be a sign your anus is haunted.
Pay attention before you flush the toilet.
Do You Have 'Ghost Poops'? Here's What That Says About Your Health.
Pay attention before you flush the toilet.
www.huffpost.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It could be a sign your anus is haunted.
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If i ever see you post about having asked chatgpt anything im unfollowing and muting u and thinking quite a lot less of you
December 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If i ever see you post about having asked chatgpt anything im unfollowing and muting u and thinking quite a lot less of you
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Antidote to the madness.
December 24, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Antidote to the madness.