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Ken Legs
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· Sep 25
I've never beheld anything in my life. Wouldn't know where to start.
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can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
There's an old saying in my family that I just came up with:
"The loudest fart doesn't necessarily smell the worst" and I think about it a lot these days.
"The loudest fart doesn't necessarily smell the worst" and I think about it a lot these days.
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
There's an old saying in my family that I just came up with:
"The loudest fart doesn't necessarily smell the worst" and I think about it a lot these days.
"The loudest fart doesn't necessarily smell the worst" and I think about it a lot these days.
"You ever see that movie..?"
"Er... Field of Dreams, your holiness?"
"No. The Untouchables."
"Er... Field of Dreams, your holiness?"
"No. The Untouchables."
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"You ever see that movie..?"
"Er... Field of Dreams, your holiness?"
"No. The Untouchables."
"Er... Field of Dreams, your holiness?"
"No. The Untouchables."
"But there is a simple question. Would it really matter if one of these people died?"
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"But there is a simple question. Would it really matter if one of these people died?"
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I barely get a mention in my wife's new autobiography, which says a lot more about her than it does about me.
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I barely get a mention in my wife's new autobiography, which says a lot more about her than it does about me.
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It’s Black Friday, or as it’s known since it went solo, Frankday Black.
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It’s Black Friday, or as it’s known since it went solo, Frankday Black.
Watched Planes, Trains and Automobiles last night. A really cool little Easter egg is that each mode of transport mentioned in the title is actually used by Del & Neal during the film. Fantastic bit of foreshadowing there from John Hughes.
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Watched Planes, Trains and Automobiles last night. A really cool little Easter egg is that each mode of transport mentioned in the title is actually used by Del & Neal during the film. Fantastic bit of foreshadowing there from John Hughes.
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I agree. I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Zapruder film should be at number 1
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I agree. I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Zapruder film should be at number 1
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Here is my official ranking of Charles Laughton movies.
1. The Night of the Hunter.
1. The Night of the Hunter.
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Here is my official ranking of Charles Laughton movies.
1. The Night of the Hunter.
1. The Night of the Hunter.
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Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
Chimps finally letting loose now Jane Goodall's not around to stop them.
scitechdaily.com/study-reveal...
scitechdaily.com/study-reveal...
Study Reveals That Wild Chimps Consume a Surprising Amount of Alcohol Every Day
A survey measuring the ethanol levels in fruits consumed by chimpanzees suggests that these animals are regularly exposed to alcohol. Researchers from the University of California, Berkeley, conducted...
scitechdaily.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Chimps finally letting loose now Jane Goodall's not around to stop them.
scitechdaily.com/study-reveal...
scitechdaily.com/study-reveal...
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Throwback to when I added more sound fx to make this worse.
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Throwback to when I added more sound fx to make this worse.
Only Fools and Horses should have ended when they became millionaires. Bringing them back as time travelling robots from the future was a huge mistake, I think.
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Only Fools and Horses should have ended when they became millionaires. Bringing them back as time travelling robots from the future was a huge mistake, I think.
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Huge shout-out to Frank Quitely for sneaking an EXTREMELY gay Jim French / Vivienne Westwood reference into his Batman / Deadpool variant cover
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Huge shout-out to Frank Quitely for sneaking an EXTREMELY gay Jim French / Vivienne Westwood reference into his Batman / Deadpool variant cover
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Checking in on MechaHitler
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every morning Keir Starmer calls an aide into his room at 6.30am to film him doing bicep curls
"leak this to the Daily Mail" he says between grunts. "say that friends of Keir are concerned about how strong he is right now"
the aide nods, holding up the phone. it's not filming. it's never filming.
"leak this to the Daily Mail" he says between grunts. "say that friends of Keir are concerned about how strong he is right now"
the aide nods, holding up the phone. it's not filming. it's never filming.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 AM
every morning Keir Starmer calls an aide into his room at 6.30am to film him doing bicep curls
"leak this to the Daily Mail" he says between grunts. "say that friends of Keir are concerned about how strong he is right now"
the aide nods, holding up the phone. it's not filming. it's never filming.
"leak this to the Daily Mail" he says between grunts. "say that friends of Keir are concerned about how strong he is right now"
the aide nods, holding up the phone. it's not filming. it's never filming.
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I didn't know Netflix had that sort of power. Fair play to them though, if it's soon.
Netflix sets a release date for Ricky Gervais’s Mortality
Netflix sets a release date for Ricky Gervais’s Mortality
His fourth stand-up special for the streamer
dlvr.it
November 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I didn't know Netflix had that sort of power. Fair play to them though, if it's soon.
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Dreamt last night that I found a nappy baked inside a loaf of bread. The boss of the bread company decided to mitigate this bad PR by eating a nappy live on tv, to show that eating nappies is fine, and bread is made of old nappies now so we all have to just get used to it.
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Dreamt last night that I found a nappy baked inside a loaf of bread. The boss of the bread company decided to mitigate this bad PR by eating a nappy live on tv, to show that eating nappies is fine, and bread is made of old nappies now so we all have to just get used to it.
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Here's a wacky commission I recently finished-- A mash-up between Batman and Watchmen. Oh, with Dennis the menace thrown in for good measure! See comments for original cover.
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Here's a wacky commission I recently finished-- A mash-up between Batman and Watchmen. Oh, with Dennis the menace thrown in for good measure! See comments for original cover.
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Getting upset watching E.T. because he's always wanting to go "home" — never to work
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Getting upset watching E.T. because he's always wanting to go "home" — never to work
Now the chances of Funko commissioning a diorama set of the Stoneybridge town council are as close to zero as they've ever been.
Funko admits “substantial doubt” it can continue as a going concern amid crashing sales and mounting debt.
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Now the chances of Funko commissioning a diorama set of the Stoneybridge town council are as close to zero as they've ever been.