Don't judge too harshly. Everyone has their own weight loss methods.

I think it's because the term Bigfoot comes from Native American languages originally, so the plural follows those rules of foot->foots, and not old English or Germanic languages rules that go foot->feet when plural.

In bed, he went like a train. By which I mean he offered me refreshments half way through and charged me £2.80 for a cup of tea and a small packet of crisps.

You also had a much better sense of community between you & your fellow pissers. There's a theory that the increase in individual urinals is a major contributing factor to the male loneliness epidemic.

Superman's Kryptonian Crotch Rocket.

Dildos.
This person loaded their nan's basket up with dildos.

Finally, some good news.