Zack Walters
@greategress.bsky.social
Fattest dad at the slip-n-slide.
Hack the Planet, Charlie Brown!
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
Is it safe, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Hack the Planet, Charlie Brown!
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
Picturing the tier list arguments in r/groceries
what are some good groceries to buy as a beginner
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Picturing the tier list arguments in r/groceries
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One Thousand Year Burgerreich
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
One Thousand Year Burgerreich
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
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Every 20 years we find out somebody gave Clinton head like a comet coming back into our orbit.
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Every 20 years we find out somebody gave Clinton head like a comet coming back into our orbit.
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Bring back burgundy sedans with cavernous burgundy interiors and rosewood accents. I want a car that drives like a bank.
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Bring back burgundy sedans with cavernous burgundy interiors and rosewood accents. I want a car that drives like a bank.
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man we need a way to say "the moral rot and depravity of this country's elite must be burned out of it with cleansing fire" that isn't wildly reactionary-coded
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
man we need a way to say "the moral rot and depravity of this country's elite must be burned out of it with cleansing fire" that isn't wildly reactionary-coded
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EVs are a new level of dadmaxxing. I found stretches of highway where I can draft a semi truck and watch my milage tick upwards
Finally driving my first EV and can’t be the only middle aged dad now *obsessed* with regenerative braking and getting as many miles as humanly possible.
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
EVs are a new level of dadmaxxing. I found stretches of highway where I can draft a semi truck and watch my milage tick upwards
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that said i do think del toro’s frankenstein erred by cutting the creature’s canonical performance of Puttin On The Ritz
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
that said i do think del toro’s frankenstein erred by cutting the creature’s canonical performance of Puttin On The Ritz
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anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry
This is how you do it, @ossoff.senate.gov & @warnock.senate.gov !
Republicans are forcing us to choose between keeping healthcare costs low, feeding hungry children, and paying our dedicated federal workers.
For me, it’s a false choice. It’s a NO on any bill that does not address the Republican health care crisis.
For me, it’s a false choice. It’s a NO on any bill that does not address the Republican health care crisis.
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This is how you do it, @ossoff.senate.gov & @warnock.senate.gov !
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The earlier we fight, the less we need to sacrifice. Each delay, each time we kick the can, means the next sacrifice will need to be ever bigger.
November 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The earlier we fight, the less we need to sacrifice. Each delay, each time we kick the can, means the next sacrifice will need to be ever bigger.
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At some point we have to let pain hurt Trump instead of helping him. Every time we let pain help him, he’ll do more and bigger next time.
Each acquiescence means the next one will be *more* painful.
Each acquiescence means the next one will be *more* painful.
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
At some point we have to let pain hurt Trump instead of helping him. Every time we let pain help him, he’ll do more and bigger next time.
Each acquiescence means the next one will be *more* painful.
Each acquiescence means the next one will be *more* painful.
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My deep concern about this approach is that it’s teaching the Trump administration that the path to get Democrats to cave is to inflict maximum pain.
It means if we do this again in January, he’s going to try and find new and creative ways to hurt more people faster to get Democrats to cave
It means if we do this again in January, he’s going to try and find new and creative ways to hurt more people faster to get Democrats to cave
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My deep concern about this approach is that it’s teaching the Trump administration that the path to get Democrats to cave is to inflict maximum pain.
It means if we do this again in January, he’s going to try and find new and creative ways to hurt more people faster to get Democrats to cave
It means if we do this again in January, he’s going to try and find new and creative ways to hurt more people faster to get Democrats to cave
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE CAVE!
Only fund the government in return for a real deal. GOP promises are worthless.
@ossoff.bsky.social @ossoff.senate.gov @warnock.senate.gov
Only fund the government in return for a real deal. GOP promises are worthless.
@ossoff.bsky.social @ossoff.senate.gov @warnock.senate.gov
2/ The Senators who want to vote yes on basically any terms appear to be shaheen, Hassan, king and Fetterman. Slightly less clear but I think pushing that way are Peters and Durbin. You’ll note that four of these six are retiring. Others who seem on the fence include the two sens from Georgia and …
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE CAVE!
Only fund the government in return for a real deal. GOP promises are worthless.
@ossoff.bsky.social @ossoff.senate.gov @warnock.senate.gov
Only fund the government in return for a real deal. GOP promises are worthless.
@ossoff.bsky.social @ossoff.senate.gov @warnock.senate.gov
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ME AS A CHILD: i cant wait till im an adult, then i can finally Do Things
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
ME AS A CHILD: i cant wait till im an adult, then i can finally Do Things
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
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Sliwa is a kook and a goon, but he's not really a creep or a prick.
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Sliwa is a kook and a goon, but he's not really a creep or a prick.
Look for the sickos.
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Look for the sickos.
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It would be nice if the sheer scale of the wipeout made a lot of people in government and around government pause and think to themselves “what happens to me if Democrats get subpoena power next year” when faced with illegal directives from a rotting administrative corpse
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It would be nice if the sheer scale of the wipeout made a lot of people in government and around government pause and think to themselves “what happens to me if Democrats get subpoena power next year” when faced with illegal directives from a rotting administrative corpse