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Zack Walters
@greategress.bsky.social
Fattest dad at the slip-n-slide.
October 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
October 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
September 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I mean, DEI is anti calling women hos.
September 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
August 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
August 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Made truly excellent roast beef sandwiches for the kid and me for lunch. I will not abide being told anything the rest of the day.
August 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Do it.
July 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Let's hope they do.
May 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Is this your student?
April 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The last beer in the fridge.

Lord Grey isn't my first choice, but he makes a delicious alcoholic juice anyway.
April 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
March 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Pedocon theory is undefeated.
March 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
February 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
February 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I can name 10 of my neighbors.
February 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Bluesky, when asked directly not to do the annoying thing in the replies.
January 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
@ericlipton.nytimes.com Is this one of the accountability articles or...?
January 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Pork belly from the movie Chef, alongside an ensalada de esquites and an Oaxacan firing squad.

The pork belly was marinated and cooked sous vide, then roasted with a gochugang glaze, served on carrot puree with salsa verde and pickled radish.
December 1, 2024 at 11:32 PM
November 28, 2024 at 12:21 PM
As someone not in the 1% of poasters, I can safely maintain my calls to tax them out of existence.
September 16, 2024 at 11:18 PM
An entire genre of restaurant signs!
September 7, 2024 at 1:02 AM
A lot of people are about to have a Bad Time.
August 27, 2024 at 9:33 PM
It's the Wonderella "Sledgehammer" moment, but not fun.
August 23, 2024 at 9:08 PM
June 16, 2024 at 5:21 PM