Aslan
@goodwithcolour.bsky.social
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Mostly films, comics, chronic pain, cats
MCR (the place)
Mostly films, comics, chronic pain, cats
MCR (the place)
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that's right, fraud is when you take money for something you don't do
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
that's right, fraud is when you take money for something you don't do
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
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FOI reveals the EHRC couldn’t even be bothered to finish an impact assessment for their new code of practice. When Bridget Phillipson asked for it on 8 October, all they managed to hand over was an unfinished “working draft”. 1/
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
FOI reveals the EHRC couldn’t even be bothered to finish an impact assessment for their new code of practice. When Bridget Phillipson asked for it on 8 October, all they managed to hand over was an unfinished “working draft”. 1/
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Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
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FROM: reporter@nytimes.com
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
FROM: reporter@nytimes.com
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
At least Robyn is here to save winter
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
At least Robyn is here to save winter
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A government source has said that Downing Street has gone in to "full bunker mode" which, if I remember history correctly, means Starmer is in meth withdrawal, has constant diarrhoea and is about to give cyanide to his dog then blow his brains out.
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 AM
A government source has said that Downing Street has gone in to "full bunker mode" which, if I remember history correctly, means Starmer is in meth withdrawal, has constant diarrhoea and is about to give cyanide to his dog then blow his brains out.
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"Are there even any-" it doesn't matter. Banning the few trans athletes isn't the point. The point, from Trump's ban on trans people in government to Britain's bathroom ban to Newsom's sports ban, is to make sure everyone knows trans women are OTHER and to act accordingly to us in their daily lives.
Olympics organisers moving towards blanket ban on transgender women from women's sport
Olympics organisers moving towards blanket ban on transgender women from women's sport
The International Olympic Committee is moving towards a blanket ban on transgender women from women's sport, Sky News understands.
news.sky.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
"Are there even any-" it doesn't matter. Banning the few trans athletes isn't the point. The point, from Trump's ban on trans people in government to Britain's bathroom ban to Newsom's sports ban, is to make sure everyone knows trans women are OTHER and to act accordingly to us in their daily lives.
Trevor Phillips is such a profoundly poor interviewer, it’s bonkers he’s so respected in the industry. Did he used to be good?
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Trevor Phillips is such a profoundly poor interviewer, it’s bonkers he’s so respected in the industry. Did he used to be good?
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Not a fan of the kids using "boy sober" as a cutesy way to describe being single and not dating. There is absolutely nothing wrong with our traditional identity of "independent hag sitting atop gnarled clifftop tree, swooping down on leathery wings to scoop up her enemies in her terrible claws"
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Not a fan of the kids using "boy sober" as a cutesy way to describe being single and not dating. There is absolutely nothing wrong with our traditional identity of "independent hag sitting atop gnarled clifftop tree, swooping down on leathery wings to scoop up her enemies in her terrible claws"
Political interference?? At the BBC??!!
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Political interference?? At the BBC??!!
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We used to make things in this country. Like cereal designed to stop you whacking off or visiting prostitutes.
November 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
We used to make things in this country. Like cereal designed to stop you whacking off or visiting prostitutes.
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mayor zohran mamdani must seize david harbour’s pussy palace and redistribute it
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
mayor zohran mamdani must seize david harbour’s pussy palace and redistribute it
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Oh I’m going out of town for 2 days? Let me pack an amount of underwear like I plan on shitting myself multiple times a day every day
November 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Oh I’m going out of town for 2 days? Let me pack an amount of underwear like I plan on shitting myself multiple times a day every day
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Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
sting? fucking STING? who in 2025 wants to see solo sting? this has to be a joke
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
NFL Succumbs To Bad Bunny Criticism And Announces Special Super Bowl Concert With Sting
In an unexpected bid to calm the frenzy over Bad Bunny headlining the 2026 Super Bowl show, the NFL has introduced a special feature.
www.yahoo.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
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Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
Idk it’s sort of quite funny that Steve Coogan just had to settle a 7 figure defamation case and his statement at the end is basically “actually I’m still right and nobody cares about this guy”
October 29, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Idk it’s sort of quite funny that Steve Coogan just had to settle a 7 figure defamation case and his statement at the end is basically “actually I’m still right and nobody cares about this guy”
Never seen such a “yes I know what a parking meters are” irl before
"How would the punters get to them?" absolutely entering my political meme lexicon, thanks Ash
October 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Never seen such a “yes I know what a parking meters are” irl before
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the captions on this Bob Ross episode read like he's part velociraptor
October 4, 2023 at 9:27 AM
the captions on this Bob Ross episode read like he's part velociraptor
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any time i see someone say they had a deep emotional connection with chat GPT i am a little more convinced bruce maddox was right to want to dismantle data's positronic brain
September 26, 2023 at 9:03 PM
any time i see someone say they had a deep emotional connection with chat GPT i am a little more convinced bruce maddox was right to want to dismantle data's positronic brain
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The British Museum is asking the public and experts to help recover stolen artifacts
British Museum asks public and experts to help recover stolen artefacts
The museum gives more details of 2,000 artefacts from its collection that are missing or stolen.
www.bbc.com
September 26, 2023 at 6:16 PM
The British Museum is asking the public and experts to help recover stolen artifacts
My favourite thing is when you have a baguette in your grocery order and they just fold that fucker in half and jam it into the plastic bag
September 24, 2023 at 1:12 PM
My favourite thing is when you have a baguette in your grocery order and they just fold that fucker in half and jam it into the plastic bag